there’s probably a reason why you
haven’t heard of these stories but that
doesn’t mean they aren’t interesting I’m
on an hourly rate could we just move
along welcome to watchmojo.com and this
is the dispatch where we bring you the
Internet’s weirdest and coolest news
stories this week we’re looking at
sailing the sewage seas of Brazil
psychedelic seagulls and a blowjob cafe
in London the suit to come number three
Olympic gullet gateway it’s just an
unreasonable risk to have these games in
rio as if Olympic athletes hadn’t been
warned enough about the Zika virus the
Brazilian drug cartels or substandard
accommodations at the 2016 Olympics
Summer Games in Rio far is broken out at
the Olympic Village in Rio causing some
damage to the building where athletes
are meant to be staying now they can add
lethal water to the list as well hit
your participants in the sailing and
windsurfing events taking place in
Guanabara Bay have been instructed to
keep their mouth shut during the
competition show you Shaima uh-oh I
think we’ve had a couple once again
Lucia shush ice to show you my needed
someone we show you both share Shana not
due to trash talking during the event
but trashy conditions in the
microorganism and toxin polluted Bay
Dutch sailor Aphrodite’s eager said we
just have to keep our mouths closed when
the water sprays up so not only do these
athletes have to sail surf and perform
at an Olympic level but also their
ability to keep their mouths shut must
be of equally superior caliber are they
giving out medals for this to metal you
win a medal yeah number two seagull
psychedelia in part two of keep your
trap shut Shaima we’re looking at you
seagulls
recent reports of an increase in seagull
attacks and accidents in the UK are
thought to have been caused by the
consumption of flying ants swarms of
insects took flight late in July as they
do every year when the weather is just
right high temperatures prompt the ant
queen to take to the skies leaving
hordes of male ants chasing after her
antly pheromones resident gall expert
Tony Whitehead said this mating ritual
is annoyingly having an inebriating
effect on the snacky seagulls making
them more distracted excitable and well
so wasted the fly into buildings or
oncoming cars ant expert dr. Rebecca
Nesbitt says this particular breed of
ant is known to produce formic acid
which could be a contributing factor to
the odd behavior but before we poop on
their party like they poop on our cars
we might want to wait a few days until
the seagulls saw flocking to record
shops jamming to Grateful Dead and
wearing tie-dyed shirts
number one bj cafe how do you like your
coffee cream or milk sugar or artificial
sweetener a nice biscotti on the side or
some under the table fellatio you will
be able to have all of the above once
the fellatio cafe opens in london
england in december of 2016 the baroque
themed cafe which apparently takes all
of the legal boxes will provide
customers with coffees and pastries as
well as an ipad loaded with the
headshots of escorts to choose their
oral sex provider it will likely be the
most costly coffee in town with a base
price of $65 for 15 minutes and an
additional 13 dollars per 10 minutes of
overtime work it’ll be interesting to
see how long this brothel that sells
coffee sorry this fellatio cafe will
last before it gets blue balled by the
authorities come on let’s go mclovin so
will you munch a few ants and hit up the
fellatio cafe what like style are you
into for your bi-weekly dispatched
offbeat news stories and top 10 lists
published every day be sure to subscribe
to watchmojo.com
I
haven’t heard of these stories but that
doesn’t mean they aren’t interesting I’m
on an hourly rate could we just move
along welcome to watchmojo.com and this
is the dispatch where we bring you the
Internet’s weirdest and coolest news
stories this week we’re looking at
sailing the sewage seas of Brazil
psychedelic seagulls and a blowjob cafe
in London the suit to come number three
Olympic gullet gateway it’s just an
unreasonable risk to have these games in
rio as if Olympic athletes hadn’t been
warned enough about the Zika virus the
Brazilian drug cartels or substandard
accommodations at the 2016 Olympics
Summer Games in Rio far is broken out at
the Olympic Village in Rio causing some
damage to the building where athletes
are meant to be staying now they can add
lethal water to the list as well hit
your participants in the sailing and
windsurfing events taking place in
Guanabara Bay have been instructed to
keep their mouth shut during the
competition show you Shaima uh-oh I
think we’ve had a couple once again
Lucia shush ice to show you my needed
someone we show you both share Shana not
due to trash talking during the event
but trashy conditions in the
microorganism and toxin polluted Bay
Dutch sailor Aphrodite’s eager said we
just have to keep our mouths closed when
the water sprays up so not only do these
athletes have to sail surf and perform
at an Olympic level but also their
ability to keep their mouths shut must
be of equally superior caliber are they
giving out medals for this to metal you
win a medal yeah number two seagull
psychedelia in part two of keep your
trap shut Shaima we’re looking at you
seagulls
recent reports of an increase in seagull
attacks and accidents in the UK are
thought to have been caused by the
consumption of flying ants swarms of
insects took flight late in July as they
do every year when the weather is just
right high temperatures prompt the ant
queen to take to the skies leaving
hordes of male ants chasing after her
antly pheromones resident gall expert
Tony Whitehead said this mating ritual
is annoyingly having an inebriating
effect on the snacky seagulls making
them more distracted excitable and well
so wasted the fly into buildings or
oncoming cars ant expert dr. Rebecca
Nesbitt says this particular breed of
ant is known to produce formic acid
which could be a contributing factor to
the odd behavior but before we poop on
their party like they poop on our cars
we might want to wait a few days until
the seagulls saw flocking to record
shops jamming to Grateful Dead and
wearing tie-dyed shirts
number one bj cafe how do you like your
coffee cream or milk sugar or artificial
sweetener a nice biscotti on the side or
some under the table fellatio you will
be able to have all of the above once
the fellatio cafe opens in london
england in december of 2016 the baroque
themed cafe which apparently takes all
of the legal boxes will provide
customers with coffees and pastries as
well as an ipad loaded with the
headshots of escorts to choose their
oral sex provider it will likely be the
most costly coffee in town with a base
price of $65 for 15 minutes and an
additional 13 dollars per 10 minutes of
overtime work it’ll be interesting to
see how long this brothel that sells
coffee sorry this fellatio cafe will
last before it gets blue balled by the
authorities come on let’s go mclovin so
will you munch a few ants and hit up the
fellatio cafe what like style are you
into for your bi-weekly dispatched
offbeat news stories and top 10 lists
published every day be sure to subscribe
to watchmojo.com
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