been in a bad mood all day Matt got a
fight with this girl the other day you
ever meet somebody like within like the
first couple of minutes of them meeting
you they feel like they can like sum you
up just like you know it’s your problem
is you know you just have like their
urge just to take their head and just
mush it into whatever they’re eating you
know you ever have crazy thoughts like
that can you relate on any level you
never have like urges never drive down
the street and see like 30 people up on
the sidewalk and you just think all
right you don’t do it you just think it
that’s what separates the psychos from
the functioning psychos
yeah psychos they just do it alright
that’s a good idea to get the wipers
going they make a day out of it right
but a rational person you you like think
it through you stuck on your man if I
just leave my hand right here nobody
knows who I am I move it two degrees
over here I’m on the cover of Newsweek
I’m instantly famous right here no one
knows me like hey Billy you want to go
to the cookout maybe you can bring that
potato salad you brought last year is
such a big hit one of the most horrific
scenes we’ve seen in years
bodies just strewn about you know Amy’s
gonna be there she’s still asking for
you you should ask her out
no indication he even tried to stop put
no I have that stuff all the time I do
my girl took me to a street fair
recently right you guys have street
fairs out here you know they close off
the block there’s like shwarma there’s
like stuff made out of buttons right
people know tithi making key chains
right
it’s a typical girlfriend idea it sucks
and it’s gonna take all Saturday right
she’s all excited she’s like swingin
Miami this is gonna be great I’m like
praying for lightning maybe something
like scaffolding to fall down on me you
know know we show up right the first
thing she sees is this big table nothing
but homemade jewelry right homemade
jewelry
it’s got twigs macaroni in it it’s just
it’s a table of crap it’s crap the whole
thing is crap but she loves it she’s
like oh my god look at these the
earrings do you like these do you think
these are nice I just want to be like no
they were nicely they’d be in a store
all right
there’d be a roof some sort of structure
would be built around this this is crap
this is just a table of crap the guy is
even wearing shoes that’s a good
indication that this is crap but I don’t
want to ruin a day so my dad go ahead
check it out I’m gonna go get some air
even though we’re outside I think
there’s more air to be had right
so I walked like three four tables away
and I come up to this lady she got this
big table on nothing but muffins muffins
right it’s like 85 degrees out she’s
selling muffins and she’s got this big
stupid look at the muffins I made look
in her face and the second I saw that
that part of my brain was just like dude
what would happen if you just walked up
and just said hey lady
these your muffins oh yeah and I just
started going plant wait wait like how
many of these muffins could I mush
before anybody did anything
I mean realistically I think I could
have got the whole table because even if
you saw me doing that it would take at
least five to six seconds to process
like did they say could do that it is it
like a game to eat the muffin off your
face that just seems like a waste of pay
streak you know there’s no security at a
street fair there’s no bouncer staying
there he’s pushing the muffins okay I’m
on it sir we’re gonna have to ask you to
leave he just choked me out so I just
started thinking of the horrified look
on this lady’s face as I started
slamming these muffins and out of
nowhere I just started laughing like a
maniac
oh yeah Emily slumped over this fried
dough card I’m dying my girl looks to me
she’s like what the hell are you
laughing at and like an idiot I actually
tried to explain this screwed-up thought
to her I swear to god I’m just sitting
there like I was just thinking what if I
started punching the muffins I just
started punching she’s just looking at
me like why do I go out with you
but I swear to God if I never broke eye
contact the second I started hitting
those muffins that lady she wouldn’t
even been able to call for help I would
have been in her head
she’d be like that I go to high school
with this guy why would you do that
muffins are a happy food I don’t
understand this now I got to learn to
why I gotta learn to let stuff go I do I
got issues I do
my neighbor got her I’ve got her dog
fixed got this dog neutered brand new
dog puppy got the thing neuter and I’m
like what the hell what the hell’d you
do that for she’s like well you know if
I didn’t do that he was gonna hook up
with another dog then they’re gonna make
more dog than what are we gonna do with
all these dogs it’s like well you just
let him go they’re animals they’ll be
fine I think that’s what every city
needs just a nice pack of wild dogs just
running down the street then help with
the obesity problem just chase people in
the cars after they just some big meal
you know just a nice pack a Rottweiler
just running down the street listen I’m
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fight with this girl the other day you
ever meet somebody like within like the
first couple of minutes of them meeting
you they feel like they can like sum you
up just like you know it’s your problem
is you know you just have like their
urge just to take their head and just
mush it into whatever they’re eating you
know you ever have crazy thoughts like
that can you relate on any level you
never have like urges never drive down
the street and see like 30 people up on
the sidewalk and you just think all
right you don’t do it you just think it
that’s what separates the psychos from
the functioning psychos
yeah psychos they just do it alright
that’s a good idea to get the wipers
going they make a day out of it right
but a rational person you you like think
it through you stuck on your man if I
just leave my hand right here nobody
knows who I am I move it two degrees
over here I’m on the cover of Newsweek
I’m instantly famous right here no one
knows me like hey Billy you want to go
to the cookout maybe you can bring that
potato salad you brought last year is
such a big hit one of the most horrific
scenes we’ve seen in years
bodies just strewn about you know Amy’s
gonna be there she’s still asking for
you you should ask her out
no indication he even tried to stop put
no I have that stuff all the time I do
my girl took me to a street fair
recently right you guys have street
fairs out here you know they close off
the block there’s like shwarma there’s
like stuff made out of buttons right
people know tithi making key chains
right
it’s a typical girlfriend idea it sucks
and it’s gonna take all Saturday right
she’s all excited she’s like swingin
Miami this is gonna be great I’m like
praying for lightning maybe something
like scaffolding to fall down on me you
know know we show up right the first
thing she sees is this big table nothing
but homemade jewelry right homemade
jewelry
it’s got twigs macaroni in it it’s just
it’s a table of crap it’s crap the whole
thing is crap but she loves it she’s
like oh my god look at these the
earrings do you like these do you think
these are nice I just want to be like no
they were nicely they’d be in a store
all right
there’d be a roof some sort of structure
would be built around this this is crap
this is just a table of crap the guy is
even wearing shoes that’s a good
indication that this is crap but I don’t
want to ruin a day so my dad go ahead
check it out I’m gonna go get some air
even though we’re outside I think
there’s more air to be had right
so I walked like three four tables away
and I come up to this lady she got this
big table on nothing but muffins muffins
right it’s like 85 degrees out she’s
selling muffins and she’s got this big
stupid look at the muffins I made look
in her face and the second I saw that
that part of my brain was just like dude
what would happen if you just walked up
and just said hey lady
these your muffins oh yeah and I just
started going plant wait wait like how
many of these muffins could I mush
before anybody did anything
I mean realistically I think I could
have got the whole table because even if
you saw me doing that it would take at
least five to six seconds to process
like did they say could do that it is it
like a game to eat the muffin off your
face that just seems like a waste of pay
streak you know there’s no security at a
street fair there’s no bouncer staying
there he’s pushing the muffins okay I’m
on it sir we’re gonna have to ask you to
leave he just choked me out so I just
started thinking of the horrified look
on this lady’s face as I started
slamming these muffins and out of
nowhere I just started laughing like a
maniac
oh yeah Emily slumped over this fried
dough card I’m dying my girl looks to me
she’s like what the hell are you
laughing at and like an idiot I actually
tried to explain this screwed-up thought
to her I swear to god I’m just sitting
there like I was just thinking what if I
started punching the muffins I just
started punching she’s just looking at
me like why do I go out with you
but I swear to God if I never broke eye
contact the second I started hitting
those muffins that lady she wouldn’t
even been able to call for help I would
have been in her head
she’d be like that I go to high school
with this guy why would you do that
muffins are a happy food I don’t
understand this now I got to learn to
why I gotta learn to let stuff go I do I
got issues I do
my neighbor got her I’ve got her dog
fixed got this dog neutered brand new
dog puppy got the thing neuter and I’m
like what the hell what the hell’d you
do that for she’s like well you know if
I didn’t do that he was gonna hook up
with another dog then they’re gonna make
more dog than what are we gonna do with
all these dogs it’s like well you just
let him go they’re animals they’ll be
fine I think that’s what every city
needs just a nice pack of wild dogs just
running down the street then help with
the obesity problem just chase people in
the cars after they just some big meal
you know just a nice pack a Rottweiler
just running down the street listen I’m
out of time you guys were awesome thank
you so much check out these other great
clips from WatchMojo and be sure to
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