Australian comic will anderson gives us
his will ah Sophie about everything from
environmental issues gay rights and
politics I’m gonna give you a Christian
go on you if your cushion or your Muslim
but we stop killing each other I whether
your imaginary friend is better than
their measurement I’m Veronica’s
watchmojo.com and today we’re speaking
with a comic that will make you laugh
you have a very impressive resume your
published author columnist the TV host
and a successful comedian what was it
that made you want to enter into the
entertainment industry you don’t let the
great thing about being committees you
rock up to work and there’s a whole
bunch of regular there who are really
excited that you’ve arrived you know
they clap when you walk out what other
job do you get a round of applause
before you’ve even done anything all
I’ve done is walk from there are
standing to here to start and you’re
already clapping hungry rats and I can
drink while I’m working david has got
charged with dinkle material assistance
for terrorism hell does that even mean
material assistance it makes it sound
like he designed the uniforms we arrived
for the al-qaeda guys well we’re really
glad that you followed your dreams
because in will Asif EU answer most of
the world’s problems do you consider
yourself a superhero I have two
superpowers one is the ability to always
choose a perfectly ripe avocado if I was
in the x-men that like would not be as
cool as Wolverine like you know doing
that sort of stuff but if they needed
like if Wolverine had gone out and
killed some people and solved a big
thing and then they wanted to celebrate
with chips and dips I’d be the gun all
right that would be awesome fifth in the
Bible that you can’t be gay well it says
a lot of shit in the Bible we don’t
agree with these days doesn’t it where’s
my slave
and the other thing is I’m very good
procrastinating hey procrastinating man
we need you to come and you solve this
crime maybe our excellent first I’ve
just gotta have a cup of tea then I’m
going to rearrange my CDs into the audio
that I bought them and then I’m gonna
have another cup of tea oh and then I’m
going to rearrange my CDs into so that
like all the albums that are about bands
that have food in their name and extra
each other’s ah and I never the crime
ahead to solve says in Leviticus I can
have a slave from a neighboring Island
does New Zealand captain what’s your
tool to lure the opposite sex rohypnol
did I have that here no that’s choice
gentlemen Chuck the other thing that I
personally it’s a hard time is Paris
Hilton don’t reckon it was our power
which is such a slut what does he really
do since we’re 60 million bucks he
doesn’t have a job she goes around the
world as she roots and people on her if
I had 60 million bucks and I didn’t have
a job I would do that to me
not good for a handful a changin an all
day bus bus would you say that funny
guys really do get all the girls people
you know it’s a I’m looking for a guy
with a sense of humor but what they mean
is I’m looking for a really good-looking
guy who may be nice if he has a sense of
humor I don’t see a many people with
bitchy like big ball linked photos of
you know Danny DeVito on the wall or
John Candy you know who girls aren’t
getting Randy for candy I always think
if a girl comes and sees my show and
he’s then attracted to me that
relationship would never sustain itself
cuz that’s as entertaining as I am yeah
it totally that’s like the most
entertaining 70 minutes of stuff I’ve
thought of in a year the rest of my life
is boring by comparison well thank you
very much and good luck with everything
well thank you for having me
his will ah Sophie about everything from
environmental issues gay rights and
politics I’m gonna give you a Christian
go on you if your cushion or your Muslim
but we stop killing each other I whether
your imaginary friend is better than
their measurement I’m Veronica’s
watchmojo.com and today we’re speaking
with a comic that will make you laugh
you have a very impressive resume your
published author columnist the TV host
and a successful comedian what was it
that made you want to enter into the
entertainment industry you don’t let the
great thing about being committees you
rock up to work and there’s a whole
bunch of regular there who are really
excited that you’ve arrived you know
they clap when you walk out what other
job do you get a round of applause
before you’ve even done anything all
I’ve done is walk from there are
standing to here to start and you’re
already clapping hungry rats and I can
drink while I’m working david has got
charged with dinkle material assistance
for terrorism hell does that even mean
material assistance it makes it sound
like he designed the uniforms we arrived
for the al-qaeda guys well we’re really
glad that you followed your dreams
because in will Asif EU answer most of
the world’s problems do you consider
yourself a superhero I have two
superpowers one is the ability to always
choose a perfectly ripe avocado if I was
in the x-men that like would not be as
cool as Wolverine like you know doing
that sort of stuff but if they needed
like if Wolverine had gone out and
killed some people and solved a big
thing and then they wanted to celebrate
with chips and dips I’d be the gun all
right that would be awesome fifth in the
Bible that you can’t be gay well it says
a lot of shit in the Bible we don’t
agree with these days doesn’t it where’s
my slave
and the other thing is I’m very good
procrastinating hey procrastinating man
we need you to come and you solve this
crime maybe our excellent first I’ve
just gotta have a cup of tea then I’m
going to rearrange my CDs into the audio
that I bought them and then I’m gonna
have another cup of tea oh and then I’m
going to rearrange my CDs into so that
like all the albums that are about bands
that have food in their name and extra
each other’s ah and I never the crime
ahead to solve says in Leviticus I can
have a slave from a neighboring Island
does New Zealand captain what’s your
tool to lure the opposite sex rohypnol
did I have that here no that’s choice
gentlemen Chuck the other thing that I
personally it’s a hard time is Paris
Hilton don’t reckon it was our power
which is such a slut what does he really
do since we’re 60 million bucks he
doesn’t have a job she goes around the
world as she roots and people on her if
I had 60 million bucks and I didn’t have
a job I would do that to me
not good for a handful a changin an all
day bus bus would you say that funny
guys really do get all the girls people
you know it’s a I’m looking for a guy
with a sense of humor but what they mean
is I’m looking for a really good-looking
guy who may be nice if he has a sense of
humor I don’t see a many people with
bitchy like big ball linked photos of
you know Danny DeVito on the wall or
John Candy you know who girls aren’t
getting Randy for candy I always think
if a girl comes and sees my show and
he’s then attracted to me that
relationship would never sustain itself
cuz that’s as entertaining as I am yeah
it totally that’s like the most
entertaining 70 minutes of stuff I’ve
thought of in a year the rest of my life
is boring by comparison well thank you
very much and good luck with everything
well thank you for having me
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