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Another Top 10 Worst Movie Accents


one of them better put in some earplugs
cuz we’re back with more inflection
challenged performances welcome to
watchmojo.com and today we’re counting
down our picks for another top ten worst
movie accents I graduated today I’m
finally actually qualified to do
something useful and I wanted to
celebrate with someone for this list
we’re considering big screen accents
that were unintentionally bad not those
actors who used them to make fun of a
certain dialect if you didn’t see an
accent you thought should be on the list
be sure to check out our first video of
the top ten worst movie accents oh
that’s a great plan and meanwhile
belladonna’s gonna get raped and die
number 10 Nicolas Cage Outkast
– The Damned each and every one of us we
can’t get enough of NIC cages atrocious
accents so we brought him back for the
number 10 spot on this second list
because they said well you have be calm
in this historically absurd film about
English Crusaders helping a deposed
teenage Chinese emperor reclaim the
throne cage plays a crusader turned
outlaw we fought alongside one another
it’s unclear why Hollywood continues to
cast him as characters from beyond the
50 states because listening to cages
English accent is like seeing a ghost
scary as is his laugh number 9 Lindsay
Lohan The Parent Trap this
halli I like twins in this family comedy
lilo plays a set of twins one of which
grew up in America and the other in
England totally completely in case
you’re wondering for this entry we’re
referring to her British accent she’s
doing just fine with her native american
i think we should switch places
when caps over all go back to london as
you and you go back to california as me
what Annie we can pull it off we’re
twins aren’t we
Hallie we’re totally and completely 100%
different no one expects a preteen in
her first feature film to sound like
Laurence Olivier but it’s pretty hard to
ignore Lohan’s juvenile pronunciations
fortunately some things sound the same
in every dialect but it’s kind of hard
to be a hundred percent positive isn’t
it number eight Quentin Tarantino Django
Unchained shut up blech
you ain’t got nothing to say I want to
hear the acclaimed director of gritty
cinema is known for making cameo
appearances in his films for better or
worse you be damn lucky wind-up bandits
in this excessively violent Western
Tarantino plays an Australian employee
of lequint Dickey mining company why
Australian it’s rumored that Tarantino’s
southern drawl was so awful he had to
find an accent that was plausible for
the character and acceptable to viewers
ears he only reached one of those goals
Becky you children about luckily we
don’t have to bear the ambiguous worldly
accent for too long because it detonates
along with Tarantino
number seven Joe Pesci JFK I’m sure can
you show us tonight can’t see straight
for some actors there is no cure for the
accent they’re born with in Oliver
Stone’s tour-de-force
about the mystery of President Kennedy’s
death Joe Pesci plays David Ferrie an
alleged conspirators Erland I never met
anybody named Oswald anybody told you
that has to be crazy just as much a
mystery as the assassination is why
Pesci continues to slip out of his
characters New Orleans accent our theory
because Pesci gives such an intense
performance he probably didn’t even
notice his inflection switching between
southern and his native New Jersey and
who killed the president oh hey watch it
stop it shit this is too big for you you
know that just who did the president who
killed kit man it’s it’s a mystery it’s
a mystery wrapped in a riddle inside an
enigma shooters don’t even know not to
get it number six
Jodie Foster illicium come with me maybe
in 2154 some people will speak in
awkward hybrid French British accents
I’m not interested in your little ideas
maybe they won’t in the sci-fi thriller
Elysium Jodie Foster plays Secretary of
Defense Dilek or a ruthless power
suit-wearing pragmatist and you will
have your contract secured for the next
200 years in a movie full of strange
futuristic speech patterns Foster’s is
the most puzzling it’s like she’s a
French woman who’s been hanging around
victorian-era English blokes played by
an American actress who won’t fully
commit she may have the ability to act
and to speak French but that accent is
totally out of control the
administration realized what we’re doing
they’d hang us both for treason
number five Forest Whitaker The Crying
Game
thank you
socha in this thriller about the Irish
fight for independence Forest Whitaker
plays Jody a British soldier taken
captive by the IRA
she’s my talk despite the fact that he
gives a compelling performance an
English accent just isn’t in the
critically acclaimed actors nature nah
it’s the truth
Whitaker approaches the character’s
voice with all the enthusiasm and
technical nuance of a five-year-old no
offense to the kindergartners out there
solely a piece of meat Oh fuck’s sake
it’s got no major diseases so enjoy the
movie but if you can’t help but cry
we understand oh she’s no trouble no
trouble at all number four Nick Nolte
Lorenzo’s oil why was Dan the warning in
this heart string tugging drama American
actor Nick Nolte plays the Italian
father of a boy stricken with the rare
disease Ald and that will tell you what
is obvious right now that avoiding Apple
skins and pizza has no effect on this
brutal disease while he and his wife
take it upon themselves to find a
treatment for their ailing son Nolte
tries pronouncing a bunch of scientific
terms most of us can’t really understand
biosynthesis biosynthesis right all
right now normally they are not harmful
because this enzyme eliminate the excess
right although his accent is consistent
throughout the film he doesn’t sound
like any Italian we’ve ever met unless
somebody in someone is willing to
question super folk how would they be
progress Nolte’s voice instead gives the
impression of an overblown cartoon
character who became a chemistry
professor long-chain fatty s CPP
c26 saturated mandal unsaturated to go
off to lunch i want you to go have
yourself a good lunch and I’m gonna see
what I can do number three Angelina
Jolie Alexander we’re gonna need a
balance to protect us against this one
you can love them 40 years feed them
nurture them but still they can turn on
you Angelina Jolie’s accent in Alexander
is crummy forest and Russian or Arabic
Olympius was born in Greece only a few
hundred miles from her Irish accent
using Sun so why would the mother of
Alexander the Great sound like she’s a
Hollywood transplant from Moscow playing
a sexy concubine in Agrabah
forgive me Julie’s accent is totally
unaccounted for and completely made-up
so if you choose to sit through this one
be aware that your ears are hers
for three hours you have life hanks and
bats number two Shannon Elizabeth
American Pie perhaps you could help me
with my studies in the raucous comedy
that helped push the libidinous
high-schooler genre to mainstream
popularity Shannon Elizabeth plays Nadia
a Slovakian exchange student Chen
all we know is one thing Elizabeth
wasn’t hired for her foreign
articulation skills but this is a movie
that stars Jason Biggs
so who’s judging fortunately Nadia’s
charm and scarcity of dialogue make her
character at the very least bearable
well I have ballet practice perhaps um I
could come by your house afterwards I
could change cloths at your place before
we unveil our top pick here are a few
honorable or in this case dishonorable
mentions when I heard his daughter was
to be the markets bride I struck way
lane target I I slew and with his dying
oath he swore I’d be avenged every time
I turn on the telly she’s there in a
pink rubber cat suit she’s doing
incredibly well
atius we were just having some fun and
it was perfect now they know you’re not
to be Twitter but he’s happy now just
killing us one by one and was he’s good
at it number one Arnold Schwarzenegger
red heat capital easy we all love
Arnie’s accent that is his native
Austrian one but as Soviet officer
captain Ivan Denko Schwarzenegger
Russian accent is stiff weird and kind
of hilarious
I do not want to touch his ass I want to
make him talk as a matter of fact he
sounds more like a robot than the
Terminator does time to feet gutter keep
still
we have to commend Schwarzenegger for
learning the Russian language in three
months as a solid portion of the movie
is spoken in Russian dr. Chiba
this vid Anya it’s just a shame he
probably didn’t spend more of that time
trying to nail the accent how do you
Soviets deal with all the tension and
stress vodka do you agree with our list
what’s your favorite bad movie accent
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