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Another Top 10 Video Game Dumbasses (ft. Todd Haberkorn)


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more of the biggest idiots we’ve come
across in video games if you don’t see
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I’m todd haberkorn slayer of numerous
videogame idiots I’m looking at you
manhunt villains from low IQ henchmen to
rambunctious mutant animals I have used
their lack of intelligence against them
and nearly all genres of gaming let’s
get ready to mojo
we were the perfect team number ten
every single criminal spider-man
regret your life choice yet okay we
really need someone to explain the logic
in this spider-man has been around for
eight years and within that time frame
he’s managed to lock up a lot of dudes
on Rikers Island be it two bit thugs or
super-powered menaces with the webhead
having such a strong presence we gotta
ask how in the hell are there still
criminals in New York City
what outs of logic makes these guys
think they’re gonna be the lucky lotto
winners to take down Spidey lest we
forget
spider-man’s got web bombs agility
super-strength spidey senses combat
experience drones and a codpiece you
think a lead pipe or a gun is gonna
trump a hero that wears red and blue
pajamas I’ll check in with you when
you’re behind bars that’s what I’m
talking about number nine Yoshihiro
hagakure danganronpa series mama
when we met this guy in the first
danganronpa he didn’t strike us as that
much of a dolt granted he says a lot of
stupid things throughout the game either
thinking about irrelevant topics are
coming up with baseless arguments and
trials no no yeah maybe we should have
seen the writing on the wall
after all Yoshihiro actually fooled
himself into thinking he murdered
someone and actively tried to get
himself executed what the hell were you
thinking man you could have gotten the
entire class killed including yourself
thank God Mikoto figured everything out
now get back in your corner hey put that
dunce hat on no recess for you
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number eight Herc drub man Junior Far
Cry series we met before as much as we
want to make a joke about his IQ being
that of a monkey we’d still be giving
him too much credit
Herc Druckman Junior is by far the
dumbest box of rocks we’ve met in any
Ubisoft game and we have quite a
collection of rocks don’t ask I do not
understand what you are saying
everything about this dude has something
to do with monkeys the outlandish
scenarios he finds himself in being
somewhat appropriate given his stupid
demeanor what else can you expect from
someone who believes in pound and brews
rockin it all the time and given praise
to the monkey king it certainly doesn’t
help that he’s related to far cry primal
zhurqis who was just as equally stupid
you have blessed me with the sticky
green beer and the sweet bro number
seven gross The Legend of Zelda Skyward
when we first got a good look at groups
we immediately thought what an idiot
then he started speaking and things got
so much worse as if the derpy pompadour
like hairdo didn’t give it away groose
is one of the most narcissistic and
arrogant morons out there he’s so
obsessed with trying to outdo link that
he even has a punching bag with a
terribly drawn picture of the hero of
Hyrule’s face on it is there really
nothing more to his life than trying to
prove he’s the very best like no one
ever was but braun game number six the
Rabbids raving rabbids series viewed as
the minions of video games it should
come as no surprise that the Rabbids are
on a list such as this one their entire
speech consists of senseless giggling
and yelling in addition to the affinity
for bathroom appliances and toilet humor
the Rabbids have no sense of logic as
evident in the Rabbids go home game
where they think the moon is their home
come on everyone knows the moon is where
cheese comes from and it’s over two
hundred thousand miles from Earth there
is not enough junk on this planet to get
you there honestly these guys may as
well be brain-dead ooh
in that case I hope they put me in their
will number five Demetri loose toe Sly
Cooper series in my big man pink with
the payback in a sex appeal and to his
credit this iguana isn’t a complete
idiot after all this is someone who
managed to turn a set of talons into a
money printing machine what gets this
nightclub owner on the list is his
backstory on top of being one of the
world’s worst artists Dimitri taught
himself English through American music
videos the gear got the Mojo swimsuit
got more juice than you’ll ever know
it bears mentioning that Dimitri is the
owner of one of the most popular
nightclubs in Paris so we could easily
afford a few semesters worth of language
classes instead of speaking like the
worst parts of the 90s
seriously dimitri you’re not too sexy
for your shirt and another one that I
don’t
is show your bling and let me shine you
what does that even mean oh wait no I
get it now yeah I think I just got some
number four tiny Tiger crash bandicoot
series this mutated Tiger has proven his
lack of intelligence on more than a few
occasions for starters who falls into a
clearly empty pit made out of nine
platforms hey hey I did it one time and
it was only because I was texting while
walking anyway if you thought the me
tree was linguistically inept just wait
often referring to himself in the third
person oh and then there’s the numerous
occasions that we’ve caught him doing
some really disgusting stuff like
picking out the contents of his
bellybutton and eating it come on man
you’re supposed to be the muscle to
Cortex’s brain you represent this planet
number one number three
papyrus undertale don’t get us wrong we
love papyrus for the bumbling oaf that
he is however that doesn’t exclude the
fact he’s also the more moronic of the
two skeleton brothers his efforts to
capture a human via elaborate traps are
shown to be rather poor given how his
contraptions always end up failing
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did we mention he only once a human
because he believes it will make him
popular that’s not exactly how you make
friends guy everyone knows you use
threats and intimidation to make friends
for as much as we love the bony goofball
he’s definitely not the person we’d let
near our kitchen and stay away from my
spaghetti no one touches my carbs number
two slippy toad starfox series okay
we’ll admit he’s gotten better over the
last few years but slippy is still a
complete doofus when it comes to
piloting seriously how many times does
this little punk need to be saved are
you even qualified to fly that thing if
you need fox mccloud
to constantly save your green behind on
every mission you might want to consider
a desk job with zero sharp objects
within reach yes he may be handy and
scanning enemies and showing their
health bars but really that’s as far as
his usefulness goes there’s just been
too many times where we voluntarily
shoot him down just to give our ears
arrest and in the star fox universe
that’s not considered manslaughter
number one Knuckles the Echidna
sonicboom series let’s just say he won’t
be bothering us again
unless he comes back there was a time
where knuckles wasn’t an idiotic icon a
time when he was just a headstrong
individual who would give his life to
protect the Master Emerald then sonic
boom happened where he was redesigned
with the personality of a bumbling
beefcake okay there fella calm down we
are heroes so obviously we can and will
help we’re a pretty big deal this new
incarnation of the character has since
managed to spout off some of the dumbest
quips ever heard in the franchise most
of the time they don’t even make sense
at least none of the other idiots on
this list forget which is right and
which is left get your head on straight
knuckles otherwise you might just become
the next too big the cat ooh
sick burn to the rescue but you in
charge
I say tales in I will stay back and
protect the village and you and Sonic
take the elevator
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