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Another Top 10 Pet Peeves


Oh
dead fish if you weren’t annoyed enough
the first time
then you’ll definitely be bawling your
fists by the end of today’s video
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
counting down our picks for another top
10 pet peeves whoa what are you doing I
wanted to show you a video why didn’t
you just text it to me we’re sitting in
the same room for this list we’ve built
upon our original pet peeves video to
bring you yet more habits occurrences
and mannerisms that drive you mad
number ten people who step on your feet
we learn to walk at a very young age at
around the same time as we learn a sense
of spatial awareness but for some people
it’s an impossibility to execute both
skills in unison oh man it’s a suit dad
you just gave did you see why what you
just got them up when when you whenever
some place is the slightest bit busy and
even when it’s not there are some people
who seem simply to be unable to step
their step anywhere but on your feet
Papa’s Gert
whether they’ve trod on your toes or
taken your heel out of your shoe there
are few things less infuriating sir
you’re not going maybe I should stand on
your feet
I need your vote partner you got it
Governor Bush number nine people who
have weak handshakes
put out your hands it’s wrong to loose
when doing a deal the last thing you
need is a dither II handshake limp
handshakes don’t do it an agreement has
been reached and by shaking hands you’re
establishing a benchmark for future
relations and unless you want that
future friendship to be as frail as a
fruitcake best to show a little strength
what I want to know is what happens when
lip and shakers meet limb punch it’s one
of the oddest experiences ever how I
don’t make it too strong though bone
crushing can be just as pet peeve ish as
weak wrists work son of a bitch it’s not
a difficult balance to strike so why do
so many people seem incapable of
striking it What’s Wrong hon oh my god
his handshake
it’s lamp number eight people who park
across two spaces don’t you hate it when
people with double Park like this don’t
you just wish you can take a can of
spray paint and show them where the
dividing line is the parking lot is
rarely an especially satisfying venue
but the whole drive round and round in
circles until you find a spot experience
can really get your blood boiling
if this happens a typical space has
ample room for most automobiles but that
area is still not enough for some
and what’s doubly frustrating is that
the double spaced acres are usually in
the tiniest of cars is it incompetence
or is it just plain laziness or do these
people want to avoid dings in their
doors so much they’ll inconvenience the
masses whatever it is we do not like it
somebody spray-painted my car yeah and
they left this note
dear assholes
stop double-parked
did you double Park Oh aye number seven
video buffering buffering okay not ideal
but it’s worth it
they are gonna love this video and by
association me watching videos on the
internet especially those brought to you
by watchmojo.com should be a fun and
entertaining pastime but sometimes it’s
just not and why is that
video buffering is anyone else’s Wi-Fi
not working when your Wi-Fi isn’t
spot-on when your signal strength is
second-rate expect that excruciating ly
inconvenient circle of slow moving
percentages to really ruin your day
turning videos into a strange form of
stop start Tetris esque annoyance pull
the plug on your PC before you pull your
own hair out
let’s not lose our cool then we’re no
better than the Machine number six
people who are annoying while drunk
ready to partay you with the best of
them and I’m gonna go down to the river
a lot of us like a tippler too every now
and then and drunkenness in itself isn’t
an undesirable thing especially within a
group of equally wobbly folk but what if
you are the designated driver or the
sober one it was the greatest day of my
life and I owe it all to alcohol or what
if you can handle your drink but someone
else quite clearly cannot Oh dance for
my money yeah
it it it it it it there’s always one
isn’t there they’re flailing their arms
about aimlessly they’ve usually
discarded a lot of their clothing but if
they are wearing a shirt it’s soaked
with shots that miss their mouths I
think maybe Oh me oh they think they’re
awesome everyone else thinks they’re
annoying I don’t want to go home I’m not
done talking to me just get out this
door rummy and you’re the city’s problem
heiress down here at
drop low just get out of this way Gary
number five people who tailgate while
driving
you’re driving at the speed limit you’re
obeying various rules of the road the
scene should be straightforward and
serene jackass is riding the tail but
it’s not because you’ve got someone
over-revving inches away from your back
bumper and that really grinds your gears
they’re so close they might as well be
in your back seat and that’s exactly
where they’re in danger of ending up if
they don’t hold off the cocksucker doing
what I think he’s doing one sudden stop
and a serious accident is all but
inevitable and nobody wants that
number four people who litter this
burrito is delicious but it is feeling
it’s annoying enough when your walk to
work is obstructed by various cans
packets and half-eaten foodstuffs
discarded at some other time but what’s
even more frustrating is actually seeing
someone throw things that are meant for
the trash onto the ground
littering brings nothing at all positive
into the world and it’s so easily
avoidable you want to know why I pulled
you over littering Oh officer that
that’s not ours
candy bars it’s the height of laziness
and the epitome of poor hygiene is it so
difficult to find a trash can or wait
until you get home really sorry sorry no
dumping in the leg fine I will put my
yard trimmings in a car compactor uh
chief I think there was a dead body in
there I thought that too until he said
yard trimmings you gotta learn to listen
Lou number three crying children
for the most part children are great but
as soon as someone else’s kid cries they
are the worst thing in the world
true this pet peeve unlike some that
have peeved previously isn’t always
avoidable but boy oh boy is it brain
numbing toddler tears are never good but
they’re especially annoying if they’re
the product of blatant poor parenting or
when they’re coming from the seat behind
you on an airplane we’ve all been there
and if you haven’t been there you’ll be
there in the future and it sucks solid
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then we’ll cue and go why do we do it
number two cold callers telemarketers
yep
isn’t it funny you hear a phone ring and
it could be anybody
but a ringing phone has to be answered
doesn’t it no matter how many times
these people bother us nobody ever buys
from them you have to admit though their
persistence is so infuriating it’s
admirable
cold collars strike at any moment but
usually the idea is the more
inconvenient for you the better just
made dinner sitting down with your
family running out the door expect a
cold call thank you
fine fine I’m gonna take you off my list
of successful people today just got to
the best bit of your favorite movie gold
go running late for an important date
you guessed it you can hang up as
angrily as you like
they’ll be back tomorrow and the next
day and the next
are you a telemarketer James you are you
at the top of a tall building can you
get to a roof quickly jump off I mean
you people are sick get a real job why
don’t you go shoot yourself in the head
hey what are you just you know get a
knife and run into him before we unveil
our top pick here are a few honorable or
in this case dishonorable mentions okay
okay
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if it’s free why wouldn’t you sir I know
this may finish me as an acting ensign
but shut up Wesley number one people who
use their phones during movies hello if
anywhere is pet peeve central it’s the
cinema and of all the peevish people in
this place the person on the phone by
far and away winds us up the worst an
emergency is of course forgivable but a
long overdue catch-up with some friend
from school is not
didn’t you see the countless commercials
telling you to switch to silent nothing
is more horrifying
I’m talking or texting in the middle of
a movie please do not text during the
movie because it makes everyone psycho
are you unaware of everyone else around
you paying good money to see a movie
that you’re now monotonous Lee
monologuing / for Christ’s sake will you
just shut your trap shut up we see that
telltale glow emanating from your lap
and we are not amused well take our gold
medal and get some manners start you
damn cellphone off do you agree with our
list which pet peeve did we annoyingly
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okay alright I’ll see you later James
nice to talk to you Oh mother okay bye
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