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watchmojo.com and today we’re counting
down our picks for another top 10
gratuitous movie nude scenes this is it
your fault hi I’ll get you some pants
for this list once again we’re taking a
look at the scenes in film where actors
and actresses strip down without rhyme
or reason be it a brief moment of
gallivanting or an extended sequence
reliant on shock these scenes are the
epitome of unnecessary fan service or
disservice as the case may be maybe I
wanted to be with the man for change
mouth you watch your mouth number 10
Julie Delpy an American Werewolf in
Paris
something weird is going on here I gotta
go Shh
when someone’s freaking out obviously
the solution is to take off one shirt
this will relax you know in an American
Werewolf in Paris tourists Andy
McDermott is having quite the
uncomfortable turn of events awaking to
find himself in the bed of Julie Delpy
Seraphin Andy begins to panic
so Seraphin lets him touch her bare
chest as she explains the situation I
don’t get it last time we met you threw
bricks at me not only is this an odd
combination of exposition and nudity or
sex position as we like to call it the
scene as a whole also feels forced and
somewhat awkward considering Andy and
Seraphin aren’t alone in the room I told
you this would happen
Mummy Mummy number 9 Ewan McGregor
watch out world trousers are about to be
dropped Ewan McGregor appears here as
Curt wild an Iggy Pop style rock star
with a flair for the dramatic
according to mention when Curtis 15
discovered by his mother in the family
loo service his older brother and pump
is shipped off for 18 months and Alexa’s
shock treatment
case in point in the middle of playing a
venue wild ops to undo his belt and hop
out of his pants mooning the crowd and
while wilds intent seems to be to
deliberately insult his audience we
can’t say stripping down was the most
fitting means to that end
sometimes you just got a rock out with
number eight Betsy Roux My Bloody
Valentine 3d oh yeah does this qualify
as exploitation looks so hot
shortly after enjoying some quality time
with a lover Betsy ruse character Irene
learns she’s been filmed without her
knowledge or consent and promptly chases
after the man responsible is that Irene
yeah make these from my own personal
collection the events of the next five
minutes shift from a tense shouting
match to a desperate horror sequence yet
ms rue remains in the buff throughout
put some clothes on before some kid sees
you shit about the clothes give me the
container I swear given the grisly fate
that eventually befalls Irene gratuitous
nudity seems more than a little out of
place here for a 3d film it’s pretty
two-dimensional number seven Erika
apparently cake isn’t the only surprise
here in the action film under siege
actor Steven Seagal plays an ex-navy
seal serving as the cook aboard the
battleship USS Missouri live in
Starbucks away
finalists are when mercenaries attack
the Missouri Segal begins to fight back
and patrol the ship only to stumble upon
a cake hiding Playboy Playmate Jordan
Tate portrayed by Playboy Playmate Erika
Eleni acts sudden appearance and brief
toplessness come out of nowhere with
Segal’s deadpan reaction capturing the
number six ken zhang the hangover who’s
that it’s in the trunk
an angry naked man in the trunk of a car
didn’t see that one coming midway
through the hangover the wolf pack
drives around in a car filled with
questionable contents was assassinated
when they hear a noise coming from the
trunk the three men go to investigate
and who should pop out but Ken Zhang
naked as a jaybird and wielding a
crowbar true the resulting over-the-top
beatdown is hilarious and Jon sells the
scene but having him completely naked
seems a bit unnecessary you gonna own me
nobody’s gonna for you where are you son
I hate Godzilla number five Kelly Brooke
we imagined the scene drew a lot of
people’s attention piranha 3d stars
among other people model Kelly Brooke
and porn star Riley Steele as a pair of
young actresses during one relaxing
sequence Brooke and steel opted to
partake in some underwater
skinny-dipping which the film shows in
full what makes the scene especially
bizarre is the accompanying classical
music possibly as a means of making it
seem more significant and less like
blatant fanservice whatever Jerry
O’Connell doesn’t seem to think it’s
over – it is check it out the fish with
boobies Oh fish look like that I would
fish I would only fish number four the
university scene the Dukes of Hazzard
hey do you know where Katie Johnson is
um I think she’s in that room right
there I’m using gag aside it’s hard to
make a case for the increasing gratuity
of this scenes nudity here Dawson oh
she’s down the hall this 2005 film
adaptation of the classic television
show features a sequence in which
brothers Bo and Luke Duke visit a
university guys your score here no but
do you have an application but they
ain’t there to do some learning they’re
fixing to find Katie Johnson running
hey looking for Katie the Duke brothers
pop into three consecutive rooms each
time faced with girls wearing less and
less clothing until they entered the
last room inhabited by topless women
while some may be amused by the
escalation at play here the scene
appears to exist solely for the sake of
a punchline number three Betsy Russell
as part of her plan to get revenge on
fellow classmate Chris cherryvale
Academy student Jordan rides on
horseback to Chris and her boyfriend Jim
and promptly flashes her bare chest
unfortunately for Jordan Chris’s friend
is there to steal Jordans shirt forcing
her to ride past the Academy’s
headmistress and a bunch of other people
while topless that probably could have
gone better it’s a back and forth of
revenge act and unexpected nudity that
while amusing comes across as
the finest example back
number two Halle Berry swordfish morning
me afternoon there’s certainly a reason
this scene exists but it’s not because
of the story at hand
yeah during the production of 2001’s
swordfish the filmmakers were intent on
having star Halle Berry appear topless
in one scene sure Dana
Thank You Barry agreed in exchange for
an extra $500,000 on top of her two
million dollar fee filming a brief scene
wherein she lowers a book she’s reading
and exposes her breasts while chatting
with Hugh Jackman’s character when it
takes an extra fee to get nudity into a
film you know it’s forced I suggest to
reevaluate the way you look before we
unveil our number one pick here are some
honorable mentions all right so they
by the way food and rent are not the
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making you have is my desire
keeping you is my goal number one
William Sadler die hard – die harder two
years ago general Esperanza led his
country’s army in a campaign against
communists insurgent even villains need
to exercise but why like this early in
this sequel to the 1988 film die hard
our antagonist X Special Forces officer
Colonel Stewart takes some time to
practice his martial arts moves while
watching a news report when high-ranking
Pentagon officials were charged with
supplying him with weapons despite the
Congressional band
reasonable enough except Stewart played
by William Sadler is entirely naked
during his exercising which esperanza is
accused of replacing by going into this
lucrative business of cocaine smuggling
we can respect how fit and potentially
dangerous Stewart appears but the scenes
prolonged nature and occasional glimpses
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