hey laser lips your mama was a
snowblower just when you thought they’d
run out of insults welcome to
watchmojo.com and today we’re counting
down another top 10 funniest movie
insults for this list we’re looking at
big-screen insults that while potent raw
or scathingly brutal didn’t make our
first list but we’re giving them a
chance to shine now oh well the feel I’m
the guy who does his job he must be the
other guy these insults were designed to
hurt and while they’re definitely a
little bit demoralizing they’re also
extraordinarily hilarious intentionally
hurting someone’s feelings never sounded
so funny oh shit it looks to me like the
best part of you ran down the crack of
Your Mama’s ass and ended up as a brown
stain on the mattress I think you meant
cheating if you didn’t see one that you
thought should make it here be sure to
check out our original video on the top
10 funniest movie insults number 10
flavored lollipop dodgeball
a true underdog story if you can dodge a
wrench you can dodge a ball why when a
ragtag team about casts bands together
to win a dodgeball tournament to save a
beloved gym they decide to call in the
big guns for some specialized training I
got better runs in my drawer their
decision to turn to patches o’houlihan a
retired dodgeball legend is both a
blessing and a cantankerous curse his
trading methods are a little less
hands-on and more slinging physical and
verbal attacks at the athletically
unemployment if you can dodge traffic
during one particularly grueling
training session the insults come as
quick as the fast-moving projectiles and
they’re just as painful
you gotta get angry you gotta get mean
that’s the only way you can play they
also make us wonder about the lollipop
flavors being made these days useful as
a poopy flavor lolly
number night Ram it up your shitter
in the loop why wasn’t I told about why
the would I tell you about I’ve told you
to cough twice and yet you’re still here
if you take away nothing else from this
oscar-nominated political satire it’s
that folks in suits aren’t exactly
Paragons of virtue where do you think
you are in some Regency costume drama
the story follows the fevered activities
of British and American political
pundits as they navigate a potential
Middle East invasion this is a
government department not a Jane Austen
novel
one such figure Malcolm Tucker is the
director of communications for the
British prime minister and boy does he
communicate no no not for SIA that’s
declaring wars you want in declare war
the bulk of his dialogue is
profanity-laden even when he’s seemingly
not that upset and in one scene simply
discussing departmental responsibilities
with a colleague is enough to send him
into a flowery tirade allowing me to
pulp a jaunty little bonnet on your pub
you and Rama of the shit out of the
lubricated horse cock number 8 cherub
looking 21 Jump Street everybody
comfortable yeah in this film adaptation
of the popular 80’s TV show Jonah Hill
and Channing Tatum play rookie cops who
were recruited to infiltrate a high
school and sniff out a drug ring you
will be going undercover as high school
students
but before they step foot into the
school’s campus they have to get a
briefing from their chief police who
happens to be played by the delightfully
angry IceCube I know what you’re
thinking
angry black cat it ain’t none but a
stupid stereotype like most on screen
police chief’s he doesn’t seem to like
his employees very much but that might
just be tough love there’s nothing quite
like getting insulted by a former NWA
member playing a cop clearly I wasn’t
talking to you big titties you
cherub Lucan mother number seven your
mom’s chest hair Mean Girls she just you
know came up to me and started talking
to me about crack Mean Girls taught us
lots of things like how to properly
catalogue a burn book you uh all the
people whose feelings that got hurt by
the burn book I’m really sorry
or how a substance abuse problem can
strike a film career down in its prime
like a drug pusher probably but equally
as important it taught us that sometimes
victims of bullying clap back at least
that’s the case with Janis Ian this is
Damian pees almost too gay to function
the resident goth girl and former best
friend of popular girl Regina George
Janis is frequently the target of errant
abuse from random students Janis Ian
Dyke but that doesn’t mean she can’t
deliver in the insult Department herself
when one student throws a jab at her
while she’s having a conversation with
Lindsay Lohan’s character she doesn’t
miss a beat
in throwing one back nice wig Janis what
summate OHS your mom’s chest hair
number six take this quarter Uncle Buck
what about puck I’m sure he’d be glad to
help out in this classic 80s comedy John
Candy plays a hapless lout who’s tasked
with watching his nieces and nephew in
the midst of a family emergency hey how
you doing who are you I’m your Uncle
Buck timing uncle unfortunately as he
adjusts to life as a temporary parental
unit he hits a few bumps on the road
when he’s called in to a meeting with
the assistant principal at his youngest
nieces school their encounter seems
doomed from the start you so much a
scowl at my niece or any other kid in
this school and I hear about it I’m
coming looking for you after the
assistant principal buries his
six-year-old niece buck doesn’t hold
himself back in defending Maisie and
makes a comment about the obvious growth
protruding from the woman’s face take
this quarter go downtown and have a rat
gnaw that thing off your face number
five teeth on fire and see no man some
of us pump and some of us slung a teen
movie just isn’t a teen movie without a
bully and this movie does not fail to
deliver
been a headache ever since the third
grade yeah while the story follows a
recently defrosted caveman and his
adventures in modern times it also
focuses on the woes of a teenage boy
dave who befriends him no stop stop it
dave is painfully in love with Robin but
she’s dating the school bully NAT Robin
Sweeney is mine she’s become a major
babe and she loves me Matt uses Dave’s
love for Robin as a constant source of
ridicule and the insults are enough to
send even the happiest of kids into an
instant depression so when he sees Dave
talking to Robin he doesn’t hesitate to
put him in his place
Robin wouldn’t piss on your gums if your
teeth were on fire
number four no-talent ass clown office
space Michael Bolton that’s me it’s
gotta suck sharing a name with someone
you loathe and probably worse if that
person happens to be famous Michael Ball
this 90s hit centers on a group of
disgruntled employees and their desire
for revenge on their employer limericks
gonna have me work on Saturday I can
tell already while the plot focuses
mainly on the story of Peter the
emotionally numb protagonist there’s
also Michael Bolton who’s got his own
set of problems
why don’t you just go by Mike instead of
Michael no way what should I change he’s
the one who sucks with a thankless job
that’s on the line at a company he hates
being reminded that he also shares the
name with a famous singer is enough to
give him some major resentment issues it
also leads to some pretty hilarious
insults especially when he discusses the
issue with a co-worker you know there’s
nothing wrong with that name there was
nothing wrong with it
until I was about 12 years old and that
no-talent ass clown became famous and
started winning Grammys number three get
the cat of the road the 40 year old
virgin it all makes sense you’re a
virgin
I am shut up how does that happen
sometimes when you just chased your
fleeing girlfriend across town and
crashed through a moving billboard in
the middle of traffic you’d like a
moment of privacy I’m a virgin
Oh what unfortunately for Steve Corral’s
character Andy he’s afforded no such
courtesy after he and his girlfriend get
into an argument that sees her bolt from
his house and he follows her on his
bicycle and winds up flat on his back
following a tumble through a two-sided
sign on the back of the truck that’s why
I never tried to have sex with you
I was scared he finally gains the
courage to inform his girlfriend that
all of their troubles have been
connected to his virginity and just when
you think they’re approaching a moment
of intimate honesty a random dude in a
car hurls in himself their way get the
fuck out of the road virgin number two
really thirsty Conair his name is Cyrus
Grissom aka Cyrus the virus 39 years old
25 of them spent at our institutions
when you’re a convict who’s done his
time and is just trying to get back to
his wife and estranged daughter the last
thing you want is to be caught up in
some plane bound criminal shenanigans no
nothing except they somehow managed to
get every creep and freak in the
universe on this one plane and then
somehow managed to let them take it over
Nic Cage is character Cameron Poe has
boarded a plane with the intention of
reuniting with his family after
completing an eight-year stint in the
clink but a few prisoners on board have
other plans ladies and gentlemen this is
your captain speaking
I have the only gun on board case in
point is Cyrus the virus who doesn’t
appear particularly fond of one of the
less savory prisoners and makes
absolutely no pretense about it tu eres
juanio venti try acidic on all Swami
because even murderers have standards
and they’re not necessarily going to be
shy about expressing themselves for me
you’re somewhere between a cockroach and
that white stuff that accumulates at the
corner in your mouth when you’re really
thirsty
before we unveil our top pick here are a
few honorable mentions your ass looks
like about 150 pounds at you bubblegum
pile you know that yeah I got a question
it’s Barry Manilow know that you raid
his wardrobe we’re double over so bossy
in a kickin can down the street I said
what you doing she said movin you’ve
been Djimon we’re an ice cream flavor
we’d be pralines and dick number one
sack of monkey shit
National Lampoon’s Christmas vacation
I’ll get that bonus I’m in it up to here
when you’ve spent the bulk of your
professional life working for a boss you
can’t stand at a company that you can
barely tolerate you might get a little
disgruntled at a less than stellar
Christmas bonus it’s it’s a one-year
membership and the jelly of the Month
Club okay and this exact situation was
precisely enough to send Chevy Chase’s
character on an extended insult filled
tirade
aimed at the less than generous employer
in this holiday comedy however what
should have been just an innocent rant
quickly result in a hostage situation
oh ho ho Merry Christmas Clark you
better ready to do some kissing yeah but
what’s most important is that he got it
all off his chest and we can laugh
heartedly at his unhappiness hopeless
heartless fat ass bug-eyed stiff-legged
spotty lip worm-headed sack of monkey
shit he is hallelujah holy shit where’s
the Tylenol do you agree with her list
what do you think is the funniest movie
insult
Kevon company fuck about your moral
conundrum you meet added shit sack for
more entertaining top 10s published
every day be sure to subscribe to
watchmojo.com life does not stop and
start with your convenience yeah piece
of shit
snowblower just when you thought they’d
run out of insults welcome to
watchmojo.com and today we’re counting
down another top 10 funniest movie
insults for this list we’re looking at
big-screen insults that while potent raw
or scathingly brutal didn’t make our
first list but we’re giving them a
chance to shine now oh well the feel I’m
the guy who does his job he must be the
other guy these insults were designed to
hurt and while they’re definitely a
little bit demoralizing they’re also
extraordinarily hilarious intentionally
hurting someone’s feelings never sounded
so funny oh shit it looks to me like the
best part of you ran down the crack of
Your Mama’s ass and ended up as a brown
stain on the mattress I think you meant
cheating if you didn’t see one that you
thought should make it here be sure to
check out our original video on the top
10 funniest movie insults number 10
flavored lollipop dodgeball
a true underdog story if you can dodge a
wrench you can dodge a ball why when a
ragtag team about casts bands together
to win a dodgeball tournament to save a
beloved gym they decide to call in the
big guns for some specialized training I
got better runs in my drawer their
decision to turn to patches o’houlihan a
retired dodgeball legend is both a
blessing and a cantankerous curse his
trading methods are a little less
hands-on and more slinging physical and
verbal attacks at the athletically
unemployment if you can dodge traffic
during one particularly grueling
training session the insults come as
quick as the fast-moving projectiles and
they’re just as painful
you gotta get angry you gotta get mean
that’s the only way you can play they
also make us wonder about the lollipop
flavors being made these days useful as
a poopy flavor lolly
number night Ram it up your shitter
in the loop why wasn’t I told about why
the would I tell you about I’ve told you
to cough twice and yet you’re still here
if you take away nothing else from this
oscar-nominated political satire it’s
that folks in suits aren’t exactly
Paragons of virtue where do you think
you are in some Regency costume drama
the story follows the fevered activities
of British and American political
pundits as they navigate a potential
Middle East invasion this is a
government department not a Jane Austen
novel
one such figure Malcolm Tucker is the
director of communications for the
British prime minister and boy does he
communicate no no not for SIA that’s
declaring wars you want in declare war
the bulk of his dialogue is
profanity-laden even when he’s seemingly
not that upset and in one scene simply
discussing departmental responsibilities
with a colleague is enough to send him
into a flowery tirade allowing me to
pulp a jaunty little bonnet on your pub
you and Rama of the shit out of the
lubricated horse cock number 8 cherub
looking 21 Jump Street everybody
comfortable yeah in this film adaptation
of the popular 80’s TV show Jonah Hill
and Channing Tatum play rookie cops who
were recruited to infiltrate a high
school and sniff out a drug ring you
will be going undercover as high school
students
but before they step foot into the
school’s campus they have to get a
briefing from their chief police who
happens to be played by the delightfully
angry IceCube I know what you’re
thinking
angry black cat it ain’t none but a
stupid stereotype like most on screen
police chief’s he doesn’t seem to like
his employees very much but that might
just be tough love there’s nothing quite
like getting insulted by a former NWA
member playing a cop clearly I wasn’t
talking to you big titties you
cherub Lucan mother number seven your
mom’s chest hair Mean Girls she just you
know came up to me and started talking
to me about crack Mean Girls taught us
lots of things like how to properly
catalogue a burn book you uh all the
people whose feelings that got hurt by
the burn book I’m really sorry
or how a substance abuse problem can
strike a film career down in its prime
like a drug pusher probably but equally
as important it taught us that sometimes
victims of bullying clap back at least
that’s the case with Janis Ian this is
Damian pees almost too gay to function
the resident goth girl and former best
friend of popular girl Regina George
Janis is frequently the target of errant
abuse from random students Janis Ian
Dyke but that doesn’t mean she can’t
deliver in the insult Department herself
when one student throws a jab at her
while she’s having a conversation with
Lindsay Lohan’s character she doesn’t
miss a beat
in throwing one back nice wig Janis what
summate OHS your mom’s chest hair
number six take this quarter Uncle Buck
what about puck I’m sure he’d be glad to
help out in this classic 80s comedy John
Candy plays a hapless lout who’s tasked
with watching his nieces and nephew in
the midst of a family emergency hey how
you doing who are you I’m your Uncle
Buck timing uncle unfortunately as he
adjusts to life as a temporary parental
unit he hits a few bumps on the road
when he’s called in to a meeting with
the assistant principal at his youngest
nieces school their encounter seems
doomed from the start you so much a
scowl at my niece or any other kid in
this school and I hear about it I’m
coming looking for you after the
assistant principal buries his
six-year-old niece buck doesn’t hold
himself back in defending Maisie and
makes a comment about the obvious growth
protruding from the woman’s face take
this quarter go downtown and have a rat
gnaw that thing off your face number
five teeth on fire and see no man some
of us pump and some of us slung a teen
movie just isn’t a teen movie without a
bully and this movie does not fail to
deliver
been a headache ever since the third
grade yeah while the story follows a
recently defrosted caveman and his
adventures in modern times it also
focuses on the woes of a teenage boy
dave who befriends him no stop stop it
dave is painfully in love with Robin but
she’s dating the school bully NAT Robin
Sweeney is mine she’s become a major
babe and she loves me Matt uses Dave’s
love for Robin as a constant source of
ridicule and the insults are enough to
send even the happiest of kids into an
instant depression so when he sees Dave
talking to Robin he doesn’t hesitate to
put him in his place
Robin wouldn’t piss on your gums if your
teeth were on fire
number four no-talent ass clown office
space Michael Bolton that’s me it’s
gotta suck sharing a name with someone
you loathe and probably worse if that
person happens to be famous Michael Ball
this 90s hit centers on a group of
disgruntled employees and their desire
for revenge on their employer limericks
gonna have me work on Saturday I can
tell already while the plot focuses
mainly on the story of Peter the
emotionally numb protagonist there’s
also Michael Bolton who’s got his own
set of problems
why don’t you just go by Mike instead of
Michael no way what should I change he’s
the one who sucks with a thankless job
that’s on the line at a company he hates
being reminded that he also shares the
name with a famous singer is enough to
give him some major resentment issues it
also leads to some pretty hilarious
insults especially when he discusses the
issue with a co-worker you know there’s
nothing wrong with that name there was
nothing wrong with it
until I was about 12 years old and that
no-talent ass clown became famous and
started winning Grammys number three get
the cat of the road the 40 year old
virgin it all makes sense you’re a
virgin
I am shut up how does that happen
sometimes when you just chased your
fleeing girlfriend across town and
crashed through a moving billboard in
the middle of traffic you’d like a
moment of privacy I’m a virgin
Oh what unfortunately for Steve Corral’s
character Andy he’s afforded no such
courtesy after he and his girlfriend get
into an argument that sees her bolt from
his house and he follows her on his
bicycle and winds up flat on his back
following a tumble through a two-sided
sign on the back of the truck that’s why
I never tried to have sex with you
I was scared he finally gains the
courage to inform his girlfriend that
all of their troubles have been
connected to his virginity and just when
you think they’re approaching a moment
of intimate honesty a random dude in a
car hurls in himself their way get the
fuck out of the road virgin number two
really thirsty Conair his name is Cyrus
Grissom aka Cyrus the virus 39 years old
25 of them spent at our institutions
when you’re a convict who’s done his
time and is just trying to get back to
his wife and estranged daughter the last
thing you want is to be caught up in
some plane bound criminal shenanigans no
nothing except they somehow managed to
get every creep and freak in the
universe on this one plane and then
somehow managed to let them take it over
Nic Cage is character Cameron Poe has
boarded a plane with the intention of
reuniting with his family after
completing an eight-year stint in the
clink but a few prisoners on board have
other plans ladies and gentlemen this is
your captain speaking
I have the only gun on board case in
point is Cyrus the virus who doesn’t
appear particularly fond of one of the
less savory prisoners and makes
absolutely no pretense about it tu eres
juanio venti try acidic on all Swami
because even murderers have standards
and they’re not necessarily going to be
shy about expressing themselves for me
you’re somewhere between a cockroach and
that white stuff that accumulates at the
corner in your mouth when you’re really
thirsty
before we unveil our top pick here are a
few honorable mentions your ass looks
like about 150 pounds at you bubblegum
pile you know that yeah I got a question
it’s Barry Manilow know that you raid
his wardrobe we’re double over so bossy
in a kickin can down the street I said
what you doing she said movin you’ve
been Djimon we’re an ice cream flavor
we’d be pralines and dick number one
sack of monkey shit
National Lampoon’s Christmas vacation
I’ll get that bonus I’m in it up to here
when you’ve spent the bulk of your
professional life working for a boss you
can’t stand at a company that you can
barely tolerate you might get a little
disgruntled at a less than stellar
Christmas bonus it’s it’s a one-year
membership and the jelly of the Month
Club okay and this exact situation was
precisely enough to send Chevy Chase’s
character on an extended insult filled
tirade
aimed at the less than generous employer
in this holiday comedy however what
should have been just an innocent rant
quickly result in a hostage situation
oh ho ho Merry Christmas Clark you
better ready to do some kissing yeah but
what’s most important is that he got it
all off his chest and we can laugh
heartedly at his unhappiness hopeless
heartless fat ass bug-eyed stiff-legged
spotty lip worm-headed sack of monkey
shit he is hallelujah holy shit where’s
the Tylenol do you agree with her list
what do you think is the funniest movie
insult
Kevon company fuck about your moral
conundrum you meet added shit sack for
more entertaining top 10s published
every day be sure to subscribe to
watchmojo.com life does not stop and
start with your convenience yeah piece
of shit
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