Oscar Wilde once said we live in an age
when unnecessary things are our only
necessities sounds about right
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
counting down our picks for another top
ten dumbest inventions before we begin
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sure to subscribe for more great content
for this list we’re taking a look at
even more gadgets but left people asking
who the hell asked for that if you
didn’t see an invention you thought
should be on the list be sure to check
out our first video of the top ten
dumbest inventions but just looking at
the quality at all I mean it’s not
horrible it’s kind of thin number 10
nice Cup in bra apparently golf has
become so popular in Japan that women
want to work on their putting skills
while on the go entered triumph
International Japan’s golf cutting bra
this lingerie can transform into a
five-foot-long cutting mat with two cups
acting as holes
if that’s not kooky enough the bra comes
equipped with a built-in speaker that
will say nice shot it’s a portable
puffing course the package even includes
a skirt that turns into a flag reading
be quiet the golf putting bra is a
fashion disaster looking like a piece of
carpet with two pie cans glued on
fashion aside what a woman’s supposed to
wear under this ensemble are they
expected to just play golf in the nude
is one of the rules in this game you
need to keep your balls out of other
people’s way
number 9 the iPod II and you get rid of
it let them focus on what they’re doing
and learn how so you can’t have to be
magazine industry taking a hit hard
enough as much as we love swiping
tapping and checking our media feeds the
iPod II may be proof that technology has
gone too far this potty Bowl comes
complete with an adjustable stand so
your child can play on the iPad while
toilet training it’s hard to say what’s
crazier this product existing or the
fact that there are toilet training apps
now the campaign for a commercial-free
childhood named the iPod II the worst
toy of 2013 claiming it’s more likely to
distract children than help well at
least it includes a touch screen cover
to prevent the iPad from getting dirty
the fact that it requires a protective
cover is a good indicator that the iPod
II may not be a great idea don’t tune
out I’m not going to demo this myself
number eight bérenger I knew boom
this is an eight-foot-long iPhone dog
and let me tell you it pumps out 10,000
watts of power iPods are so convenient
because they fit right in your pocket so
why make an iPod dock that’s the size of
a Volkswagen looking like something out
of the cartoonist of cartoons
Barringer’s I knew boom is four feet
tall each feet wide and weighs in at
something between 700 and 900 pounds the
world’s loudest speaker as well it’s
taking it up to 11 is one thing but
there’s a very limited pool of people
who wouldn’t call this overkill one why
don’t you just make 10 louder and they
can be the top number and make that a
little louder didn’t anybody at
behringer realized that nobody in their
right mind would pay $30,000 for this
monstrosity maybe that’s why they dialed
it down with the I know Coombs jr.
number 7 the freedom flask if you want
to discreetly smuggle some booze into an
alcohol-free zone so freedom flask is
not the tool for you and you’re drinking
wine out of a soda can yeah oh you put
one kid no did you yeah where to begin
well for starters it looks like a urine
sack for hospital patients that can’t
control their bladders the fact that
you’re supposed to dispense beer from
your crotch makes it all the more
suggestive I mean I heard a party in
your pants before but this is going
ladies on that and whether people think
you’re sneaking a drink urinating in
public or sneaking a drink of urine in
public you’re going to attract some
unwanted attention you’d actually have
an easier time hiding your alcohol with
a regular flask the freedom flask just
makes matters needlessly complicated
while also making you look ridiculous
number six the USB pet rock many people
would argue that the pet rock is already
a pretty stupid idea yet ah bad Rock bad
we do that outside after all it doesn’t
eat it doesn’t move and
serves no purpose whatsoever it’s very
existence as a joke
plain and simple the USB pet rock takes
the stupidity to a whole new level
however this invention is essentially
like every other pet rock the only
difference is that this one comes with a
USB cable why why not plug it into your
laptop and literally nothing will happen
the product description on amazon.com
even states upfront quote these USB pet
rocks don’t do a dang thing except make
you smile well at least they’re honest
it’s a pet rock what’s it do um it rocks
number five bone fingers getting
fingerprints on your iPhone is the
definition of a first world problem hey
Frank get your greasy fat sausage
fingers off my touchscreen phone even if
you’re a stickler when it comes to
smudges foam fingers aren’t the answer
as you might have guessed these latex
accessories cover up your fingertips in
order to keep your touchscreen spotless
these things are fashioned eyesores that
practically invite other people to mock
you they make it look like you’re
wearing half of love so why not just buy
a pair of touchscreen gloves instead on
top of that is putting the phone fingers
on really worth the extra effort wiping
off your touchscreen with a cloth is not
only quicker but more efficient to
number four the sound bubble also known
as the speech bubble how much do you
know about Kaos what did you censor
don’t you hate it when you’re trying to
have a conversation at a bar but
everyone else in the bar is too loud
well Scottish inventor Alain McCluskey
came up with a totally asinine solution
the sound bubble is basically a giant
plastic helmet with giant mouth and ear
holes this ridiculous headgear is
supposed to eliminate any background
noise but how are two people supposed to
have a casual conversation while wearing
something so ludicrous and uncomfortable
they probably have an easier time just
screaming over the rest of the crowd it
shouldn’t come as a surprise that the
sound bubble received a mostly negative
response its many calling it a bubble
headed idea why are you in that bubble
boy number three push sleeping on your
side without proper breast support can
be a major culprit
anyone involved in marketing this thing
keep a straight face a cushion for your
cleavage push is supposed to keep your
breasts separated while you sleep
intended for women with larger boobs it
apparently decreases chest wrinkles I
got them heavy boobs
heavy bill against like dying stars I
got them heavy those however many
reviews have argued that this breast
cushion is ineffective it’s hard to keep
cushion place overnight without wearing
a bra the product is also likely to
cause excessive sweating and discomfort
and let’s just address the elephant in
the room it looks like a dildo and
stuffing it in your racks doesn’t help
what’s this intended to be a gag gift or
where the inventor is actually serious
shit there’s a dildo in my drawer oh my
god you could have asked me if you
wanted to borrow it
number two the beer pager oh nice the
beer pager is marketed to people that
aren’t smart enough to keep track of
their drinks described as the clapper
for drunks this drink holder comes with
a pocket-sized remote control when you
press the button the beer pager will
emit flashing lights and lead the user
back to their beverage what a time to be
alive to be fair it’s clear that the
people behind this invention knew it was
a stupid idea they practically satirize
their own product while selling it to
you
laughs aside though it’s hard to imagine
anyone getting any real use out of the
beer pager
except maybe Homer Simpson I was
thinking along the lines of no TV and no
beer make home or something something
before we get to our top pick here are
some honorable pour in this case this
honorable mentions the curiosity
generated by this new point of view
leads our self-focused friends out into
a much wider world and that leads to
disaster
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number one doc bottoms Aspray it’s
pronounced a spray but the creators
might as well have put an extra s in
there
the infomercial for this body odor spray
is about as subtle as a fart in an
elevator as a matter of fact MSNBC
pulled the commercial after airing it
just once but since then it’s become a
YouTube sensation stock bottoms viii
Bray claims to go wear deodorant can’t
conquering pungent pits
foul feet and beastly but how do you
stop the stink hi I’m Adam Jay and this
is doc bottoms a spray however we’re
half convinced that this invention
solely exists to inspire facepalm let’s
just take the laughable name and
shocking ads out of the equation and ask
is a spray at least work well the
product is apparently no longer being
sold anywhere so we guess not do you
agree with our picks check out these
other great clips from WatchMojo and
subscribe for new videos every day
[Music]
when unnecessary things are our only
necessities sounds about right
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
counting down our picks for another top
ten dumbest inventions before we begin
we publish new videos every day so be
sure to subscribe for more great content
for this list we’re taking a look at
even more gadgets but left people asking
who the hell asked for that if you
didn’t see an invention you thought
should be on the list be sure to check
out our first video of the top ten
dumbest inventions but just looking at
the quality at all I mean it’s not
horrible it’s kind of thin number 10
nice Cup in bra apparently golf has
become so popular in Japan that women
want to work on their putting skills
while on the go entered triumph
International Japan’s golf cutting bra
this lingerie can transform into a
five-foot-long cutting mat with two cups
acting as holes
if that’s not kooky enough the bra comes
equipped with a built-in speaker that
will say nice shot it’s a portable
puffing course the package even includes
a skirt that turns into a flag reading
be quiet the golf putting bra is a
fashion disaster looking like a piece of
carpet with two pie cans glued on
fashion aside what a woman’s supposed to
wear under this ensemble are they
expected to just play golf in the nude
is one of the rules in this game you
need to keep your balls out of other
people’s way
number 9 the iPod II and you get rid of
it let them focus on what they’re doing
and learn how so you can’t have to be
magazine industry taking a hit hard
enough as much as we love swiping
tapping and checking our media feeds the
iPod II may be proof that technology has
gone too far this potty Bowl comes
complete with an adjustable stand so
your child can play on the iPad while
toilet training it’s hard to say what’s
crazier this product existing or the
fact that there are toilet training apps
now the campaign for a commercial-free
childhood named the iPod II the worst
toy of 2013 claiming it’s more likely to
distract children than help well at
least it includes a touch screen cover
to prevent the iPad from getting dirty
the fact that it requires a protective
cover is a good indicator that the iPod
II may not be a great idea don’t tune
out I’m not going to demo this myself
number eight bérenger I knew boom
this is an eight-foot-long iPhone dog
and let me tell you it pumps out 10,000
watts of power iPods are so convenient
because they fit right in your pocket so
why make an iPod dock that’s the size of
a Volkswagen looking like something out
of the cartoonist of cartoons
Barringer’s I knew boom is four feet
tall each feet wide and weighs in at
something between 700 and 900 pounds the
world’s loudest speaker as well it’s
taking it up to 11 is one thing but
there’s a very limited pool of people
who wouldn’t call this overkill one why
don’t you just make 10 louder and they
can be the top number and make that a
little louder didn’t anybody at
behringer realized that nobody in their
right mind would pay $30,000 for this
monstrosity maybe that’s why they dialed
it down with the I know Coombs jr.
number 7 the freedom flask if you want
to discreetly smuggle some booze into an
alcohol-free zone so freedom flask is
not the tool for you and you’re drinking
wine out of a soda can yeah oh you put
one kid no did you yeah where to begin
well for starters it looks like a urine
sack for hospital patients that can’t
control their bladders the fact that
you’re supposed to dispense beer from
your crotch makes it all the more
suggestive I mean I heard a party in
your pants before but this is going
ladies on that and whether people think
you’re sneaking a drink urinating in
public or sneaking a drink of urine in
public you’re going to attract some
unwanted attention you’d actually have
an easier time hiding your alcohol with
a regular flask the freedom flask just
makes matters needlessly complicated
while also making you look ridiculous
number six the USB pet rock many people
would argue that the pet rock is already
a pretty stupid idea yet ah bad Rock bad
we do that outside after all it doesn’t
eat it doesn’t move and
serves no purpose whatsoever it’s very
existence as a joke
plain and simple the USB pet rock takes
the stupidity to a whole new level
however this invention is essentially
like every other pet rock the only
difference is that this one comes with a
USB cable why why not plug it into your
laptop and literally nothing will happen
the product description on amazon.com
even states upfront quote these USB pet
rocks don’t do a dang thing except make
you smile well at least they’re honest
it’s a pet rock what’s it do um it rocks
number five bone fingers getting
fingerprints on your iPhone is the
definition of a first world problem hey
Frank get your greasy fat sausage
fingers off my touchscreen phone even if
you’re a stickler when it comes to
smudges foam fingers aren’t the answer
as you might have guessed these latex
accessories cover up your fingertips in
order to keep your touchscreen spotless
these things are fashioned eyesores that
practically invite other people to mock
you they make it look like you’re
wearing half of love so why not just buy
a pair of touchscreen gloves instead on
top of that is putting the phone fingers
on really worth the extra effort wiping
off your touchscreen with a cloth is not
only quicker but more efficient to
number four the sound bubble also known
as the speech bubble how much do you
know about Kaos what did you censor
don’t you hate it when you’re trying to
have a conversation at a bar but
everyone else in the bar is too loud
well Scottish inventor Alain McCluskey
came up with a totally asinine solution
the sound bubble is basically a giant
plastic helmet with giant mouth and ear
holes this ridiculous headgear is
supposed to eliminate any background
noise but how are two people supposed to
have a casual conversation while wearing
something so ludicrous and uncomfortable
they probably have an easier time just
screaming over the rest of the crowd it
shouldn’t come as a surprise that the
sound bubble received a mostly negative
response its many calling it a bubble
headed idea why are you in that bubble
boy number three push sleeping on your
side without proper breast support can
be a major culprit
anyone involved in marketing this thing
keep a straight face a cushion for your
cleavage push is supposed to keep your
breasts separated while you sleep
intended for women with larger boobs it
apparently decreases chest wrinkles I
got them heavy boobs
heavy bill against like dying stars I
got them heavy those however many
reviews have argued that this breast
cushion is ineffective it’s hard to keep
cushion place overnight without wearing
a bra the product is also likely to
cause excessive sweating and discomfort
and let’s just address the elephant in
the room it looks like a dildo and
stuffing it in your racks doesn’t help
what’s this intended to be a gag gift or
where the inventor is actually serious
shit there’s a dildo in my drawer oh my
god you could have asked me if you
wanted to borrow it
number two the beer pager oh nice the
beer pager is marketed to people that
aren’t smart enough to keep track of
their drinks described as the clapper
for drunks this drink holder comes with
a pocket-sized remote control when you
press the button the beer pager will
emit flashing lights and lead the user
back to their beverage what a time to be
alive to be fair it’s clear that the
people behind this invention knew it was
a stupid idea they practically satirize
their own product while selling it to
you
laughs aside though it’s hard to imagine
anyone getting any real use out of the
beer pager
except maybe Homer Simpson I was
thinking along the lines of no TV and no
beer make home or something something
before we get to our top pick here are
some honorable pour in this case this
honorable mentions the curiosity
generated by this new point of view
leads our self-focused friends out into
a much wider world and that leads to
disaster
[Music]
number one doc bottoms Aspray it’s
pronounced a spray but the creators
might as well have put an extra s in
there
the infomercial for this body odor spray
is about as subtle as a fart in an
elevator as a matter of fact MSNBC
pulled the commercial after airing it
just once but since then it’s become a
YouTube sensation stock bottoms viii
Bray claims to go wear deodorant can’t
conquering pungent pits
foul feet and beastly but how do you
stop the stink hi I’m Adam Jay and this
is doc bottoms a spray however we’re
half convinced that this invention
solely exists to inspire facepalm let’s
just take the laughable name and
shocking ads out of the equation and ask
is a spray at least work well the
product is apparently no longer being
sold anywhere so we guess not do you
agree with our picks check out these
other great clips from WatchMojo and
subscribe for new videos every day
[Music]
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