An offer you can’t refuse: Spring Training ’08

dammit women’s Clemens Clemens do have
an offer you can’t refuse Clemens the
Vermont Baseball Association has a new
well pass that allows every Junior B
team one player Clemens over the age of
21 so so the rock build the monsters
haven’t signed the senior player yet and
I can get you in ha Clemens Clemens
Clemens you don’t even know what’s on
the table yet let’s we’ll bill you up
with a nice family a nice wholesome
country home well that wait wait when I
got bird stuff and and ha you’re
guaranteed an offseason job Oh was it
milking cows Roland wheat and general
farm labor possible long-term employment
at the John Deere factory in the manure
recycler e Clemens you and manure one in
the same you can do it that’s a good job
motivational speaking at elementary
schools are the big league chew that you
can eat won’t pay half your tuition at
our local community college pull off
crowds of at least 1,500 people Clemens
and you’ll be playing against kids who
all played varsity ball at high school
it’s you’re too good to him your hand
too big you can’t hear what I’m saying
why bags from the long kiddo their
picture though the new Clemens nobody
likes you krementz nobody they got
nothing left nothing but you look at
that huh like you Clemens can’t uphill
and nobody likes in either
do my job Clements yes think it’s now
you know god you’re a bum suck shut up
go you is the best deal you’re gonna get
ready no that’s okay I’m an official
scout sir I want planets