straight in a Canada mother’s
watchmojo.com at st. Patrick’s Day let’s
talk about boozing and let me explain to
you how I drink first of all so you know
that I’m a reputable source see what I
do is either have one beer that’s one
beer and go immediately home where I’m
waking up in a ditch with a lady’s head
in a bag so what I’ve had to figure out
how to do is how to control my drinking
on such a fine days in patrick’s day
when the whiskey duck flow like the
rivers of ireland other rivers an island
I don’t know now here’s what I’m
appealing to you guys to do you got to
put down the beer you got to put down
the whiskey and pick up a glass of
shiraz that’s right one one is the
classiest drink it will make you go from
a surly rugby hooligan to a sweet sweet
French man talking about the economy you
know what I mean because you got the
whiskey and the beer in your hand and
it’s just ready to drop and turn the 5th
gen you’re going to scratch someone it
up but if you got wine wine just rest in
your hand like a beautiful dub and you
just smell it all that smells that
smells really nice is there chewing
tobacco and that could you just make up
whatever you smell on the wine anyway
think about this when you black out and
we’re all going to block out on say
Patrick say don’t even act like you
won’t when your blackout on st.
Patrick’s Day you will be whisked away
to the most classiest blackhat world you
ever imagined you know what I mean
you’re at a bar called o Finnegan’s of
firkin you black out you wake up you’re
suddenly in a beautiful ornate opera
house which are still drunk need to
start heckling not soprano like listen
up bitch that performance was totally
not judge you you are no Renata Tebaldi
you black out you wake up suddenly
you’re in a beautiful yacht off the
coast of New England you’re surrounded
by rich snobs you’re just like a sailor
but you know nothing about Santa to
using terms a totally making sense time
to spray the commune of the poop deck
lovely and then protects you push a
Mexican waiter over the edge because you
know what its international waters and
who gives this year that he dies
seriously the happy st. Patrick’s Day
from everyone here watchmojo calm I’m
John Hastings
you
watchmojo.com at st. Patrick’s Day let’s
talk about boozing and let me explain to
you how I drink first of all so you know
that I’m a reputable source see what I
do is either have one beer that’s one
beer and go immediately home where I’m
waking up in a ditch with a lady’s head
in a bag so what I’ve had to figure out
how to do is how to control my drinking
on such a fine days in patrick’s day
when the whiskey duck flow like the
rivers of ireland other rivers an island
I don’t know now here’s what I’m
appealing to you guys to do you got to
put down the beer you got to put down
the whiskey and pick up a glass of
shiraz that’s right one one is the
classiest drink it will make you go from
a surly rugby hooligan to a sweet sweet
French man talking about the economy you
know what I mean because you got the
whiskey and the beer in your hand and
it’s just ready to drop and turn the 5th
gen you’re going to scratch someone it
up but if you got wine wine just rest in
your hand like a beautiful dub and you
just smell it all that smells that
smells really nice is there chewing
tobacco and that could you just make up
whatever you smell on the wine anyway
think about this when you black out and
we’re all going to block out on say
Patrick say don’t even act like you
won’t when your blackout on st.
Patrick’s Day you will be whisked away
to the most classiest blackhat world you
ever imagined you know what I mean
you’re at a bar called o Finnegan’s of
firkin you black out you wake up you’re
suddenly in a beautiful ornate opera
house which are still drunk need to
start heckling not soprano like listen
up bitch that performance was totally
not judge you you are no Renata Tebaldi
you black out you wake up suddenly
you’re in a beautiful yacht off the
coast of New England you’re surrounded
by rich snobs you’re just like a sailor
but you know nothing about Santa to
using terms a totally making sense time
to spray the commune of the poop deck
lovely and then protects you push a
Mexican waiter over the edge because you
know what its international waters and
who gives this year that he dies
seriously the happy st. Patrick’s Day
from everyone here watchmojo calm I’m
John Hastings
you
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