stand-up comedian so this is a very new
kind of thing for me to do a talk I’m
not going to start the talk right now
i’m gonna give up 20 seconds before the
18 minutes timeline i have a problem in
the eye Devin that kind of job
productive out a global day which killed
someone usually I would have memorized
this worked but I’ve been taking
medication that’s made my short-term
memory go there so wish mascara then
we’ll him in a confit the 01 Mara
English TED talk from Canadian
university so we’re in irmo woody marbot
hit the day that I from Canada media
university- our goodbyes Custer’s a
google translate we’re mostly Omiya
rehtaeh motor sort of nanny after London
facade our Finnish activist Anna
about what happened at the end of the
bargain HD movie prob immunity would you
have to catch it okay so ladies and
gentlemen with your kind permission I
will step here in the red carpet okay go
the magic behind Hollywood has just been
destroyed with little red carpet you
st. Albans deafness or what we didn’t
know or better known as
I was five years old my father load is
the old reel-to-reel player with
Beethoven’s Symphony number five faith
in C minor to dramatically no doubt some
argue this piece of what Harold it is
going deaf other thing is the dawning of
his life that he was not going to live
much longer he was going to be dying
quite soon I like to think he was having
reflective moments you know he’s paying
pennsaid looking at the back of his life
I think because of his temper Beethoven
also drank a lot
my father felt that he will somehow the
reincarnated spirit of a blow
truth was my dad loved all of
Beethoven’s work to the point he felt
his hearing the same old farts work so
basically things open was on my dad’s
side of the family and Mozart was on my
mother’s side of the family spiritually
speaking I was eight years old when my
clothes took me to see neelesh Foreman’s
Amadeus and if any of you have not seen
this movie definitely in you along the
journey like whether I was the first out
of my ball and I could listen to it in
any kind of condition whether i was
writing homework coursework projects
especially reading if i was sleeping
eating dreaming leaving achieving
existing
there were lost in my life whenever I
heard the soundtrack various times but
the soundtrack didn’t make my life very
much easier to cope
and you know what if there’s one piece
of advice I can give all of you is to
watch on the dais with your family it’s
not to not see your parents will not get
mad it’s not awkward in any way awkward
like when watching TV sai Kwong with
your mother and there’s a sex scene on
the screen watch that film with your
family the glove in your heart for music
as I did it has a film on watch Navy
over a hundred times a day even
sometimes three times a month it’s that
good at film if we take our knowledge of
Beethoven’s deafness it has been mostly
to see that he was deaf from being stuck
by this father Beethoven concierge what
is the problem then you don’t speak
German that’s why I love you now Benton
was born in the birth of forensic
science
well that was fun basically he stated in
his will that his body would have an
basically after the portland for
post-mortem figure out why he was death
instead of who can offer but he would
know what that was gonna happen shortly
after writing is when he was caught in a
storm and ammonia where you is going to
be dying Tyson he cut the lock of his
hair which put in an air tight bubble
and then placed in an airtight glass
when we all talk to the N and they
reached the skull they’re done gonna go
on I told you I am google translate when
I reach the skull where the eardrums
should have been they reached and there
was no space was filled out in the peach
but a hot didn’t phone gamma there you
hire go ahead with and close it was
hollowed out you know are you open back
to his hair autograph David he gave up
his servants token of gratitude but let
the heady and Mindy away history send a
lock of beethoven’s hair from Germany
Finland finally in
take in Finland we’re finished doctor
was describing tranquilizers and a baby
sleep you have to take this i’m sorry
they’re nazis in the streets and yours
of heroes undesirable then it made its
way to subjects some people say reached
8500 some say 10,000 sterling and heat
in a mustache and sharmeen had an erotic
big golden boy was after testing the
hair of the world’s largest x-ray
machine it was highly disturbed that he
was hiding one element that can be
lethal in small doses let the thought of
it was awesome let’s see during the 18th
century Puritans in Germany they used to
put left in wine and also basically the
sauna he liked to what we say in English
sauna sauna sauna in Arizona sound like
to spend a lot of time in in that air of
all the pipes of that time were made out
of lead so let wine let water that sauna
if that was radioactive he would have
been glowing like Las Vegas that’s what
i was going to remember all this
which brings us the chapter two
appearances can be deceiving or what we
display in 2001 all his 2001 I was
sitting in my dentist’s chair where I
little discovery was made that I had
cancer and where a wall places in my
head specifically in my job and could
you turn up the volume there we go
I had used to smoke anywhere from one to
three packets that day 1993 2001 and it
took its toll heavy smoking so disco
dancer and it was scary but it was also
a great moment where I got to live my
life to the fullest
I did however find a cure for cancer
that you’ve all heard that you’re on
their foods that fight cancer like leafy
greens broccoli fruits to avoid meats
and luncheon that’s injected with
nitrates and steroids there’s also
another two things we often overlook
which is the belief that you’re going to
live and survive
in the second which is more
controversial innova cannabis oil
marijuana
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a leafy green plant that has untold
riches of remedies that can help with
such diseases as multiple sclerosis
Parkinson’s
and stimulate the appetite of eight
stations help counteract the nausea
chemotherapy as well as your pencil
after doing three years of medicine that
all right
I told you there were two floors at that
point the cure was controversial yes but
is it not more controversy around
medicine that causes more cancerous
tumors to grow while natural remedies
are ignored for the big pharmaceutical
drugs that make 3.5 trillion dollars a
being homeless yeah home while I
roehampton university eight months and
while trying to finish a degree dark
thoughts of suicide threats into my head
hiding any optimism this encountered in
death family is a blessing toilet
cleaner what amazes me about classical
music certain pieces of music to chef my
mood triggering in the sky
love of God
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strong time Louis and lower not kill
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that’s lower that’s kill when you have a
headache when you have a headache when
you have a headache your prescribe
aspirin when you have a cold or a flu
you’re giving Holden flu medicine while
you prescribe someone has large 8 and
sorrow well step one is talk with a
to classical music as we are doing right
now yes it’s rather joining which now
brings us into the loop having the
ripple effect on to your inner self
which will start the healing process now
we come to chapter three or better known
as the internet neutral google versus
stay Google what I was speaking with a
friend about this TED talk I came up
with an expression Moodle Google when
you’re at a workplace in your google
searches are like china why they give
you seven million pages but you only end
up to see three no no one ever hear been
to China I guess not oh it is like that
in China you have it also like you’re
going to google and they’ll say seven
million pages but you’re only a lot to
see like three of those pages imagine
what about the other six million and
my husband will have two more and I can
start this talk ripples of the internet
have a profound effect on a small mazes
me now when you think of 24 eventually
it ends up as a me I remember that time
when incurred whom an Dublin honey
conference were sitting in a cafe at an
internet cafe and as important was
checking her Twitter account she
remarked if it’s on the internet it must
be true and you’ve all heard that once
it’s on the internet it’s there forever
well how true is social media and how we
see ourselves for example with what we
post we’ve all been there whether we’re
mad sad plano frustrated we post or do a
little rounds we express anger but it’s
dead it stays there forever never going
even when you delete it which brings us
to chapter 4 Family Support is a queue
the following code was told to me when I
was at the lowest point in my life I may
be flat at the bottom but they retired
at the positive memories and flood my
mind and the darkest periods of my life
even though the stars were never visible
I can feel the stars and likewise the
love of my family is brighter than the
Sun a source of inspiration that helps
us keep us all going you know what we
say in Arabic and did not love the
daughter of the moment what they say in
German zeitgeist that realization of
awareness of me now that where we are is
the love of family can travel across
oceans I love this I know it sounds
cliche but it’s true if you are lucky
enough to have someone in your family
that loves you you cannot leave them
unless they want to kill you and that’s
a different dog which I can’t give I
wish though I wish I could share all the
music that my family gave me growing up
their influence with love love of music
over the years I would not have been
able to survive so many losses
it wasn’t for the power of classical
music and love and patience to learn the
story behind each piece each composer
who was insane who loved his brother’s
wife who are gambling and drinking
problems yet was by far a genius his
music to touch humans animals as the
moon certain about such music was sent
to help us as family helps us to
understand the world and everything in
it that is right that is wrong why
there’s hurt and of course happiness
birthday
laughter and memories the final days
like we make us smile sleep
our family are always there for us x
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love sacrifice to very near respect love
and revere what they are brought into
our fabric this makes our identity and
Clete this is family love and not the
wrong kind of love I don’t that higley
knows the sack the type eular can make
or break you depending on how determined
you are to not let it right here nothing
equals a hug from a parent that quotes
from my mother which now brings us to
chapter 5 friends your chosen family or
better known life is not a TV show or
isn’t accidental tests are very long
painful ordeal of our tolerance but
after our bod at heckman minute of
effort which translates we tolerate each
other by hook or by crook until the
moral fiber indicates an alarming
indicate a logging decision in other
words good riddance to bad garbage the
good friends that we grew up with
remind me of the pine trees I know that
I mean it’s smell is beautiful the
science is beautiful stands in all
weather conditions and above all the nut
it yields if you are the most delicious
expensive and dear hard to get treats
hence if we’re lucky to hold on those
who have come along the way and proved
to be robust and number two shuttle amok
I think I said that wrong my mother told
me I have to practice that I know it
probably came up to my true brother from
another mother the next edema I was
looking me like I just said the wrong
swear word I’m going to tell my mother
this is what happened like I told you
it’s one more push hola hi the faster
than lightning times we live in
unfortunately is leaving its print on us
individually
ya lo and behold name of fate name a
fortune from above we are privileged
thank you a very lucky you the friends
we don’t get the seats Lauren are the
ones been carrying in our hearts and
minds our thoughts and prayers sound
like an American president at rings
after a hard to my thoughts and prayers
go to those families true friends are
the medicine of life and if i can put
Charles Dickens there are dark shadows
on the up but its lights are stronger in
the contrast chapter 6 dark times or
better known as how laughter stop my
insanity we would never think that a day
such as for example oh I don’t know the
day my father passed away that I would
have a moment of standard material
moment not the dying part machine
carbine merida after the funeral outside
met my father’s cousin older cousin and
his name is hassan hashish we all know
the dialogue went more or less like this
say this is your cousin cousin ashish
you’re handsome ashish I thought you
were the guy that used to sort my father
out with hashish back in the day and he
could put some photo for us and I like
say he’s a Supreme Court judge such
moments like that always happens as a
comedian I’m always carry my notebook
because let’s be fair you never know
when you’re gonna have a moment like
that positive in the neck
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and sometimes I go Hannah make people
laugh with the scenarios of that were
mostly answer yes or no needles were
essentially is an Eastern Bloc
and looking at life as a festival of
great moments interrupted by the
japanese japan has earthquakes typhoons
bees the size of your fist radioactive
areas like yet they smile through it all
this is their Foreman as they say she
got her gun that name caught him up Nick
which means what are you gonna do right
life is like a battery you have to take
positive negative to make it work that’s
what is that positive which brings us to
chapter 7 the final stage of the soul
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signs are all around us thanks words of
JRR size are all around us know oh yes
the music what why why this size are all
around us taking the United States
time for our baby’s birth but they are
token said hold on the motor of our ball
because we are not involved your loss
we’re back to where we are
the drunkies the same around the world
the world
is the same love love for my family
helped me be a journey magazines the
lowest point I was lucky to have my
family where our engine to be and if I
could be with them physically I could
match myself there for home send the
energy in the cosmos that we are not
alone there is always someone to go see
that is thinking about you whenever I
was lost I can see the path I knew that
there was able to laugh because when you
surround yourself with positive people
you flourish you succeed like dropping
the pebble and watching the ripples move
outwards around you everything is
affected by your mood when I was a
university I really beautiful post there
seems to have resulted in our life is
the series of natural and spontaneous
changes go resistor that only creates
saw that reality in reality the things
grow naturally home
in whatever way they like because what I
heard at university with the history
series of events Dobson said it better I
do believe that there is more poetry and
overwhelming wave of motion we look back
at like I’m saying everything that
happened good at that given where I am
at this moment kaneko peugeot sum I
think therefore I asked
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take off many of interpreters over the
years Tom don’t understand it ski
himself at the end of the search for the
meaning to life others don’t understand
that basically researched his wife or a
state that could not be doubted he found
that he could not doubt that he himself
existed as use one doing the dog in the
first place I don’t think I exist know
what I do I’d like to think a lot
because I know I this and I do overstate
everything sometimes as we contacts
don’t be like there are others who think
about themselves in this moment let
alone up two days like everything in
life in the two-way streets of the
events and how they need it where you’re
but no one is only worth you don’t think
you are
a difference a while cattle never boils
the English proverb and hours old is
little wizard growing up you know it’s
fiction times I snowing or via a radius
cover and one two three four that is a
predetermined possible jackpot but
stretch lace that my time is a sword you
don’t use it to top times out in the top
a wasp kanika on the other hand i
watched tabular rifle when you’re making
your precious darkest upbeat that you’ll
have to watch this morning mini tetanus
the character but with time secrets and
stirring it and waiting for that perfect
circles you can get to wish the face on
that third cup of coffee in that wisdom
we learn the time really did it to
secret change all these maps that take
you through your brain that is your life
we breathe please we sleep we drink we
live it’s called living but being alive
isn’t a whole different aspect and
stealing tasting
very existence of each moment of your
life in essence being alive is the best
journey we ever take in your life I took
living for granted it was Beethoven
Mozart my heritage which is my friend
close the brandy siblings along with
laughter that made me feel alive my name
is safe abou cameo has been a pleasure being alive