I’m always treated like a baby
especially when I go to my grandpa’s
house
he always says this is Michael need any
napping after that long trip would have
been okay she said it that one time but
the problem is he says every time I come
to their house okay he might be 81 by
the second thing that happens the second
unfortunate thing that happens to me is
the Christmas present grandma gives me
I’m not saying they’re bad presents but
I’m saying the red baby issue not my
time for example last year I got books
which were fine but up off the books
there at least two or three gorillas was
below me whatever happened to the Tooth
Fairy what of one I remember my brother
and sister got rewarded but when it came
to me seemed like the Tooth Fairy was on
a long holiday or is having cashflow
problems finally here are some of the
good things sometimes I stay really late
for example 10 o’clock on a school night
you might be thinking what do you do
what do you do so late well I watch
movies which are definitely not suitable
for me I get used to the scary movies
and scary stories so they don’t bother
me my my brother and sisters set a
bedtime at 9:30 which i think is way too
late for me but my parents go with the
flow the thing I don’t have to do much
of is chores if you don’t know what
chores are they’re basically things you
have to do around the house for example
I don’t have to take the rubbish out
because the bags too heavy and I can
lift a heavy bin don’t tell them that I
really can whenever I get in trouble I
never get the full blame I can always I
can always tell my parents and I blame
it on my siblings I say they showed me
how to do it they taught me how to do it
in conclusion being the youngest isn’t
that also bad you can watch movies you
can do whatever you want and you can go
under the radar thank you
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