Translator: Nika Kotnik Reviewer: Matej Divjak
Seventh hour in the evening. I’m preparing to work on an emergency.
Since I’m convinced that I have 12 hours to work, I stop on the go and take a coffee.
And I hope there are as few patients as possible – or as few as younger patients.
I come to the Clinical Center, I go down the stairs,
The corridor on the emergency room is full – a huge number of patients.
I’m coming in and the first thing I look at is the diagnosis:
attempted suicide, third time. Undefined abdominal pain.
Fibromyalgia. Undefined chest pain.
The next thing I look at is the years of birth.
’96, ’72, ’68, ’75. A little “scary,” is it?
I call the hospital, which is the year ’96. Attempted suicide.
After three hours of waiting I ask her … or I do not know if I would even ask her,
how is it.
The view is purely hopeless, looks at one point and tells me that it is tired.
Tired of living. He only needs one tablet to sleep.
And she said to me: “Nevertheless, whatever you tell me, I will fall asleep
and I will surely try again in the next three weeks.
Because I no longer love to live. “
I have enough of this.
Then I come home, after 12 hours of work, I open a newspaper,
I read it there in the last year in Slovenia
500,000 recipes for antidepressants.
1,800,000 anxiolytics, not to mention how much calming.
765 people were killed in the past year, committed suicide.
That means, according to statistics, 2.2 people per day.
This means that we enjoy today and have a fine,
Two people think that they no longer love life.
That’s enough.
I have this enough, because it can happen to each of us.
It can happen to you, David in the last row, or Mary on the balcony.
I have enough of this.
For the last 10 years, I’ve been looking for ways to educate you not only about physical health,
but about very important psychological and sexual health.
But I have enough other things too.
Otherwise I come from Sarajevo, I live for 6 years, two months and 22 days
and about 8 hours in Slovenia and for two years I have been persistently looking for a man in public …
(Laughter) (Applause)
Look, quite simply: it must be intelligent and potent.
(Laughter)
Previously, I wanted Slovenian roots, but I quickly quit,
because it’s very difficult to find a real Slovenian.
So, if I can not find it today, there are 1,500 people, then there’s really something wrong with me.
(Laughter)
All of you who are alone and feel alone,
please leave a phone number after after party,
if you will be more than 20, we will organize an audition at the Linhart Hall, thank you.
(Applause)
But, not everything is as black as I said at the beginning.
But it’s actually happening.
Over the past ten years, I have found a challenge,
because I was close to this girl, year ’96.
I was in a depression and I wanted to find a way to go out,
despite the fact that pharmacy allowed me a lot.
Ever wondered what we did in the last 20 years?
Medicine has made tremendous progress, believe it, you do not have to worry,
we have biological medicines, we have possible transplants, we can all transplant.
In the end, we also transplanted the penis.
Now we are waiting for a brain transplant,
imagine the kind for mine, it will be huge.
(Laughter)
But what have we done in the last 20 years –
We have forgotten to add life for years.
We have prolonged life, we are very pleased to live 80, 90 years,
but we are approaching 2020.
Why in 2020?
As scientists predict,
that at that time depression will be the first place.
Has anyone ever wondered if we really want to be in this race?
When we come to 2020 and we are depressed,
we have absolutely no quality of life.
Great, we have medicines that can relieve our symptoms,
but what is the quality of life?
When did we stop asking how it was to us,
What is our psychological health?
I do not want to hear what I listen to in my offices:
“I’m still alive, I’m just doing it, then I’ll actually enjoy it.”
Since when is the concern for your own psychological health becoming a luxury?
If I tell you that you take a loan and go to enjoy,
that you fulfill the desires, which is why we actually live,
you say, it will wait.
But once you get sick, then you borrow, you raise 30,000 euros
for a medicine from New Zealand.
When did we turn one thing into another?
20 years ago, is not it, because medicine has progressed so much?
I am very proud because I am part of this medicine, but I can hardly wait,
to stop me on the market, in Mercator, or anywhere,
and not to tell me, “Lady Doctor, the problem of obstipation still persists.”
But to say to me: “Look, I was so beautiful with my wife,
we walked naked, despite the fact that there were dirty windows, eating pancakes and enjoying,
and so much sex that the roof fell.
Please, understand that?
(Applause)
This is your brain.
We do not know about 40%
what they allow us, or what they offer us.
The capacity of the brain is huge.
I introduced the complex neurological system as a pile of fruits,
wonderful fruit.
I want to teach you, and I will definitely do this today,
because I want to make an emotional revolution by 2020,
not to confirm the statistics of scientists.
There are 3 spheres in your brain.
We have pores – from today repeat por – Sanela, por – Sanela,
every time you go to the market, Sanela said we have to empty the porches.
What is the pores actually? It’s a psychological basement.
How can you best imagine this?
Just as we have an urinary bladder,
as we have colon, we have a psychological basement.
Drinking water during the day? Drink.
We feel when we have the pressure that we have to go out.
Then we eat food, thank God.
This is being processed and sooner or later,
once a day is already very good, if you go,
but we are also glad if you go twice a week, depending on the years.
But if you did not go 14 days, you come to us for an emergency,
we give you a high glide and you say: “I feel very relieved.”
What is actually happening in the brain?
All your sleepless nights, all work at 18 hours a day,
what we are doing for the past 20 years, every quarrel at five in the morning,
every elevated blood pressure, when not needed, is filled in the post.
And think you can hold on.
You must have heard countless times, “When you go on vacation, get sick.”
We work full, adrenaline, three months –
“I’m going in a week’s vacation,”
then get sick.
And what is the worst thing, retire and then get sick.
“For twenty years I have been saving money to enjoy my wife,”
then come and walk.
This actually happened to my family.
I’ve been watching my parents for the past 20 years,
40 years ago, they met, my mother was more stubborn
and he did not want to accept the love of my father.
Then she wished after a year, when she was December,
December 13, so they told me, I wanted a watermelon.
Imagine, snow to … How are women stubborn, no?
(Laughter)
But my father is because he was so in love with her,
is through friends from Belgrade,
to Greece, found a watermelon, brought it and said, here it is.
And she said, now I’m yours.
(Laughter) (Applause)
What happened in the 20 years?
I was sad because I was growing up.
In addition to all the problems we have had, war, hunger, poverty,
My mother was sad because she started taking it for granted.
There was no more love, no effort, we stopped listening,
We stopped listening to the wishes.
Father promised to come a hundred times to come, but then he was gone and Mom was sad.
Now they communicate telepathically, without touching, no hormones.
Because you said when the retirement comes, now they are retired
and now we’re going after the operations.
What do you think this is a replay?
This is the premiere of life,
Today we live today.
No: “I have to do it, so we’ll enjoy it once.”
This is happening today.
I say that the cellar must be filtered, just as the urine bladder,
as the colon must be, it must also be a basement.
Listen, give you symptoms, sometimes it hurts,
your back hurts, your muscles are tight, you suddenly are unwilling.
We became anxious, why? Because we burned.
Sit back in the car and tire your tires. You say to him: “Come on, go, go, go?”
You say that to him? You do not say, because he can not.
(Applause)
However, we can say to ourselves, we can, but also, if we feel that we are tired,
we say: “Today I can not wash the window … and you can, just give it a little more, yet.”
You know that, according to the EU analysis, Slovenia is the country that is the most regular white house.
You give 400 euros for picking up a car, now the store opened,
where you can massage your pussy,
great, when will you do it?
Ask yourself.
Everything we do regularly, God do not let the house be whitewashed,
but to take time for yourself, that’s “it will.”
I’m just doing it. There is no time.
Today is a change, because this is very important.
Because I have this enough, not because I do not want to heal you, far from it.
I want to be chronically satisfied and that by 2020 we will not be a country,
which is at the top after the consumption of antidepressants and suicides.
Listen to colleagues, think of your friends, call them,
Tell them that you love them, that you are glad you are with them. Would you please.
I have been dealing with these hormones for the past 10 years – but studies are needed,
to tell you where these hormones are?
140 of these wonderful hormones, this grapes, lettuce, tomato …
They are around us, but we take them for granted.
We stopped touching.
In the house of my friend they communicate with a mobile phone.
There is an application on the door to give you something to head up and have sex with the application –
great, great! Instead of actually embraced.
We really need studies to tell you to embrace 7 times a day,
exclude as many hormones as one antidepressant tablet?
So why did we get this? All of us.
It is true, just to touch, in your skin, in each dermatofite are your endorphins.
Touch, please.
And if I tell you that you are beautiful, you do not have to say that you are married.
There is nothing serious. (Laughter)
(Applause)
Now listen well, seriously.
I think it’s time like Che Guevara said hundred years ago –
time is for one revolution.
I give you purely simple tips, 140 wonderful hormones.
To socialize for three hours chatting with a friend to lift our feet,
we eat dessert and observe on the congressional market of the handsome men who are offered to us.
Is that so hard?
We do not have to rush with the tape, what we need to do,
because we have too much stress cortisol, this is enough in this hall.
Do you really need a study to tell you that you need to be physically active?
Have your grandmothers already told you, take a little walk, you will feel better.
Go to your neighbor, touch him to get better because he’s sick.
But we stopped doing it. Because we have to do something.
There is nothing to do except to live.
I do not want to hear anymore: “I’m just doing it,”
because you’re too sick, too many patients.
Medicine went on, but you are too.
Communication, 20 years ago, scientist Leiden said,
A positive thought is so powerful that it produces the flow of endorphins.
We need a Harvard study to show you that you are 27 minutes thinking
one day and you’ll feel better?
What led us to this? What are we going to compete with?
Ask yourself what we want to accomplish? We lose good hormones.
Sex.
Look at one psychological and physical orgasm that releases 14 hormones.
What I’m doing today.
I do not mean tomorrow, next week,
I mean only at this moment, how well I feel, maybe I’ll find my husband.
(Laughter) (Applause)
Do not forget to listen to people around you.
Take into account the little wishes of our colleagues, our friends.
Once they are gone, they are gone.
We can cry, we talk,
we can forget, but they are not.
After the pause, hang around seven times, hang out.
It took you some time to get into some physical activity.
Communicate with each other and when you get home,
Please, do this fourth, even if Austria does, even if you miss the job.
Now, get up and trample on life, yourself and me.
Thank you. (Applause)
Seventh hour in the evening. I’m preparing to work on an emergency.
Since I’m convinced that I have 12 hours to work, I stop on the go and take a coffee.
And I hope there are as few patients as possible – or as few as younger patients.
I come to the Clinical Center, I go down the stairs,
The corridor on the emergency room is full – a huge number of patients.
I’m coming in and the first thing I look at is the diagnosis:
attempted suicide, third time. Undefined abdominal pain.
Fibromyalgia. Undefined chest pain.
The next thing I look at is the years of birth.
’96, ’72, ’68, ’75. A little “scary,” is it?
I call the hospital, which is the year ’96. Attempted suicide.
After three hours of waiting I ask her … or I do not know if I would even ask her,
how is it.
The view is purely hopeless, looks at one point and tells me that it is tired.
Tired of living. He only needs one tablet to sleep.
And she said to me: “Nevertheless, whatever you tell me, I will fall asleep
and I will surely try again in the next three weeks.
Because I no longer love to live. “
I have enough of this.
Then I come home, after 12 hours of work, I open a newspaper,
I read it there in the last year in Slovenia
500,000 recipes for antidepressants.
1,800,000 anxiolytics, not to mention how much calming.
765 people were killed in the past year, committed suicide.
That means, according to statistics, 2.2 people per day.
This means that we enjoy today and have a fine,
Two people think that they no longer love life.
That’s enough.
I have this enough, because it can happen to each of us.
It can happen to you, David in the last row, or Mary on the balcony.
I have enough of this.
For the last 10 years, I’ve been looking for ways to educate you not only about physical health,
but about very important psychological and sexual health.
But I have enough other things too.
Otherwise I come from Sarajevo, I live for 6 years, two months and 22 days
and about 8 hours in Slovenia and for two years I have been persistently looking for a man in public …
(Laughter) (Applause)
Look, quite simply: it must be intelligent and potent.
(Laughter)
Previously, I wanted Slovenian roots, but I quickly quit,
because it’s very difficult to find a real Slovenian.
So, if I can not find it today, there are 1,500 people, then there’s really something wrong with me.
(Laughter)
All of you who are alone and feel alone,
please leave a phone number after after party,
if you will be more than 20, we will organize an audition at the Linhart Hall, thank you.
(Applause)
But, not everything is as black as I said at the beginning.
But it’s actually happening.
Over the past ten years, I have found a challenge,
because I was close to this girl, year ’96.
I was in a depression and I wanted to find a way to go out,
despite the fact that pharmacy allowed me a lot.
Ever wondered what we did in the last 20 years?
Medicine has made tremendous progress, believe it, you do not have to worry,
we have biological medicines, we have possible transplants, we can all transplant.
In the end, we also transplanted the penis.
Now we are waiting for a brain transplant,
imagine the kind for mine, it will be huge.
(Laughter)
But what have we done in the last 20 years –
We have forgotten to add life for years.
We have prolonged life, we are very pleased to live 80, 90 years,
but we are approaching 2020.
Why in 2020?
As scientists predict,
that at that time depression will be the first place.
Has anyone ever wondered if we really want to be in this race?
When we come to 2020 and we are depressed,
we have absolutely no quality of life.
Great, we have medicines that can relieve our symptoms,
but what is the quality of life?
When did we stop asking how it was to us,
What is our psychological health?
I do not want to hear what I listen to in my offices:
“I’m still alive, I’m just doing it, then I’ll actually enjoy it.”
Since when is the concern for your own psychological health becoming a luxury?
If I tell you that you take a loan and go to enjoy,
that you fulfill the desires, which is why we actually live,
you say, it will wait.
But once you get sick, then you borrow, you raise 30,000 euros
for a medicine from New Zealand.
When did we turn one thing into another?
20 years ago, is not it, because medicine has progressed so much?
I am very proud because I am part of this medicine, but I can hardly wait,
to stop me on the market, in Mercator, or anywhere,
and not to tell me, “Lady Doctor, the problem of obstipation still persists.”
But to say to me: “Look, I was so beautiful with my wife,
we walked naked, despite the fact that there were dirty windows, eating pancakes and enjoying,
and so much sex that the roof fell.
Please, understand that?
(Applause)
This is your brain.
We do not know about 40%
what they allow us, or what they offer us.
The capacity of the brain is huge.
I introduced the complex neurological system as a pile of fruits,
wonderful fruit.
I want to teach you, and I will definitely do this today,
because I want to make an emotional revolution by 2020,
not to confirm the statistics of scientists.
There are 3 spheres in your brain.
We have pores – from today repeat por – Sanela, por – Sanela,
every time you go to the market, Sanela said we have to empty the porches.
What is the pores actually? It’s a psychological basement.
How can you best imagine this?
Just as we have an urinary bladder,
as we have colon, we have a psychological basement.
Drinking water during the day? Drink.
We feel when we have the pressure that we have to go out.
Then we eat food, thank God.
This is being processed and sooner or later,
once a day is already very good, if you go,
but we are also glad if you go twice a week, depending on the years.
But if you did not go 14 days, you come to us for an emergency,
we give you a high glide and you say: “I feel very relieved.”
What is actually happening in the brain?
All your sleepless nights, all work at 18 hours a day,
what we are doing for the past 20 years, every quarrel at five in the morning,
every elevated blood pressure, when not needed, is filled in the post.
And think you can hold on.
You must have heard countless times, “When you go on vacation, get sick.”
We work full, adrenaline, three months –
“I’m going in a week’s vacation,”
then get sick.
And what is the worst thing, retire and then get sick.
“For twenty years I have been saving money to enjoy my wife,”
then come and walk.
This actually happened to my family.
I’ve been watching my parents for the past 20 years,
40 years ago, they met, my mother was more stubborn
and he did not want to accept the love of my father.
Then she wished after a year, when she was December,
December 13, so they told me, I wanted a watermelon.
Imagine, snow to … How are women stubborn, no?
(Laughter)
But my father is because he was so in love with her,
is through friends from Belgrade,
to Greece, found a watermelon, brought it and said, here it is.
And she said, now I’m yours.
(Laughter) (Applause)
What happened in the 20 years?
I was sad because I was growing up.
In addition to all the problems we have had, war, hunger, poverty,
My mother was sad because she started taking it for granted.
There was no more love, no effort, we stopped listening,
We stopped listening to the wishes.
Father promised to come a hundred times to come, but then he was gone and Mom was sad.
Now they communicate telepathically, without touching, no hormones.
Because you said when the retirement comes, now they are retired
and now we’re going after the operations.
What do you think this is a replay?
This is the premiere of life,
Today we live today.
No: “I have to do it, so we’ll enjoy it once.”
This is happening today.
I say that the cellar must be filtered, just as the urine bladder,
as the colon must be, it must also be a basement.
Listen, give you symptoms, sometimes it hurts,
your back hurts, your muscles are tight, you suddenly are unwilling.
We became anxious, why? Because we burned.
Sit back in the car and tire your tires. You say to him: “Come on, go, go, go?”
You say that to him? You do not say, because he can not.
(Applause)
However, we can say to ourselves, we can, but also, if we feel that we are tired,
we say: “Today I can not wash the window … and you can, just give it a little more, yet.”
You know that, according to the EU analysis, Slovenia is the country that is the most regular white house.
You give 400 euros for picking up a car, now the store opened,
where you can massage your pussy,
great, when will you do it?
Ask yourself.
Everything we do regularly, God do not let the house be whitewashed,
but to take time for yourself, that’s “it will.”
I’m just doing it. There is no time.
Today is a change, because this is very important.
Because I have this enough, not because I do not want to heal you, far from it.
I want to be chronically satisfied and that by 2020 we will not be a country,
which is at the top after the consumption of antidepressants and suicides.
Listen to colleagues, think of your friends, call them,
Tell them that you love them, that you are glad you are with them. Would you please.
I have been dealing with these hormones for the past 10 years – but studies are needed,
to tell you where these hormones are?
140 of these wonderful hormones, this grapes, lettuce, tomato …
They are around us, but we take them for granted.
We stopped touching.
In the house of my friend they communicate with a mobile phone.
There is an application on the door to give you something to head up and have sex with the application –
great, great! Instead of actually embraced.
We really need studies to tell you to embrace 7 times a day,
exclude as many hormones as one antidepressant tablet?
So why did we get this? All of us.
It is true, just to touch, in your skin, in each dermatofite are your endorphins.
Touch, please.
And if I tell you that you are beautiful, you do not have to say that you are married.
There is nothing serious. (Laughter)
(Applause)
Now listen well, seriously.
I think it’s time like Che Guevara said hundred years ago –
time is for one revolution.
I give you purely simple tips, 140 wonderful hormones.
To socialize for three hours chatting with a friend to lift our feet,
we eat dessert and observe on the congressional market of the handsome men who are offered to us.
Is that so hard?
We do not have to rush with the tape, what we need to do,
because we have too much stress cortisol, this is enough in this hall.
Do you really need a study to tell you that you need to be physically active?
Have your grandmothers already told you, take a little walk, you will feel better.
Go to your neighbor, touch him to get better because he’s sick.
But we stopped doing it. Because we have to do something.
There is nothing to do except to live.
I do not want to hear anymore: “I’m just doing it,”
because you’re too sick, too many patients.
Medicine went on, but you are too.
Communication, 20 years ago, scientist Leiden said,
A positive thought is so powerful that it produces the flow of endorphins.
We need a Harvard study to show you that you are 27 minutes thinking
one day and you’ll feel better?
What led us to this? What are we going to compete with?
Ask yourself what we want to accomplish? We lose good hormones.
Sex.
Look at one psychological and physical orgasm that releases 14 hormones.
What I’m doing today.
I do not mean tomorrow, next week,
I mean only at this moment, how well I feel, maybe I’ll find my husband.
(Laughter) (Applause)
Do not forget to listen to people around you.
Take into account the little wishes of our colleagues, our friends.
Once they are gone, they are gone.
We can cry, we talk,
we can forget, but they are not.
After the pause, hang around seven times, hang out.
It took you some time to get into some physical activity.
Communicate with each other and when you get home,
Please, do this fourth, even if Austria does, even if you miss the job.
Now, get up and trample on life, yourself and me.
Thank you. (Applause)
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