my name is Donna I’m a stand-up comedian
my name is Donna I’m a stand-up comedian makers of Bollywood superstar landed
my name is nada yes it’s one of the most
my name is nada yes it’s one of the most drivable words in the Hindi language
what really confuses me is father which
what really confuses me is father which is something like if I had to draw and
is something like if I had to draw and
is something like if I had to draw and diagram of all the names that people
diagram of all the names that people
diagram of all the names that people come up with in the centenary father and
come up with in the centenary father and
come up with in the centenary father and they’re in a club or a childhood my
they’re in a club or a childhood my
they’re in a club or a childhood my parents were really great to me because
parents were really great to me because
parents were really great to me because at 7 they got me my first keyboard Casio
at 7 they got me my first keyboard Casio
at 7 they got me my first keyboard Casio I never got a bat like I could never go
I never got a bat like I could never go
I never got a bat like I could never go down and then my friends my back like a
down and then my friends my back like a
down and then my friends my back like a bizarro I never got to learn it was
bizarro I never got to learn it was
bizarro I never got to learn it was tough because I didn’t appreciate what
tough because I didn’t appreciate what
tough because I didn’t appreciate what music was like a formal training because
music was like a formal training because
music was like a formal training because I come from a family of musicians and I
I come from a family of musicians and I
I come from a family of musicians and I these these guys are really hard working
these these guys are really hard working
these these guys are really hard working musicians who never got to train at
musicians who never got to train at
musicians who never got to train at music they made their entire lives
music they made their entire lives
music they made their entire lives earnings and the living of music but
earnings and the living of music but
earnings and the living of music but they never got to Train so they decided
they never got to Train so they decided
they never got to Train so they decided to train all of us and just like Ben
to train all of us and just like Ben
to train all of us and just like Ben it’s not worth the frustration of never
it’s not worth the frustration of never
it’s not worth the frustration of never chocolate and and I I now like took me
chocolate and and I I now like took me
chocolate and and I I now like took me almost a decade to realize you know when
almost a decade to realize you know when
almost a decade to realize you know when you reach your teens I started when I
you reach your teens I started when I
you reach your teens I started when I was seven and when I
was seven and when I
was seven and when I my teens when that need to be unique and
my teens when that need to be unique and
my teens when that need to be unique and different arises inside you just like
different arises inside you just like
different arises inside you just like Dickens that’s when I realized oh I
Dickens that’s when I realized oh I
Dickens that’s when I realized oh I already was that’s when everybody had to
already was that’s when everybody had to
already was that’s when everybody had to find themselves I have already had
find themselves I have already had
find themselves I have already had something that truly set me apart from
something that truly set me apart from
something that truly set me apart from the crowd so to say and one fine day I
the crowd so to say and one fine day I
the crowd so to say and one fine day I decided to quit my TV and I decided to
decided to quit my TV and I decided to
decided to quit my TV and I decided to start acting I thought I wasn’t good
start acting I thought I wasn’t good
start acting I thought I wasn’t good enough I started doubting the ability I
enough I started doubting the ability I
enough I started doubting the ability I had a formal training in music so I fail
had a formal training in music so I fail
had a formal training in music so I fail you won I failed one exam and it was
you won I failed one exam and it was
you won I failed one exam and it was when I was giving my 12th board science
when I was giving my 12th board science
when I was giving my 12th board science last my grandfather in the hospital and
last my grandfather in the hospital and
last my grandfather in the hospital and I was starting on the hospital steps and
I was starting on the hospital steps and
I was starting on the hospital steps and I happened to fail in one of the music
I happened to fail in one of the music
I happened to fail in one of the music exams and I just quit I just lost
exams and I just quit I just lost
exams and I just quit I just lost interest because I failed and it kind of
interest because I failed and it kind of
interest because I failed and it kind of affected me for a good five six years
affected me for a good five six years
affected me for a good five six years when I didn’t play an instrument or I
when I didn’t play an instrument or I
when I didn’t play an instrument or I didn’t bother with it and I started
didn’t bother with it and I started
didn’t bother with it and I started acting I started finding something else
acting I started finding something else
acting I started finding something else and I found another excuse to be on
and I found another excuse to be on
and I found another excuse to be on stage I loved it I’m not saying I didn’t
stage I loved it I’m not saying I didn’t
stage I loved it I’m not saying I didn’t but every time I find a piano
but every time I find a piano
but every time I find a piano like okay no no just
I will try to play and at 24:35 it kind
I will try to play and at 24:35 it kind of came back to me and I realized oh wow
of came back to me and I realized oh wow
of came back to me and I realized oh wow people truly find this appealing people
people truly find this appealing people
people truly find this appealing people get attracted to these people I got the
get attracted to these people I got the
get attracted to these people I got the guitar to impress a girl esses clarify
guitar to impress a girl esses clarify
guitar to impress a girl esses clarify that I learned to impress a girl then
that I learned to impress a girl then
that I learned to impress a girl then have you and that’s what I started music
have you and that’s what I started music
have you and that’s what I started music again oh this is I have no game I gotta
again oh this is I have no game I gotta
again oh this is I have no game I gotta I’m not cool with like sophisticated
I’m not cool with like sophisticated
I’m not cool with like sophisticated pickup lines I’m not doing anything
pickup lines I’m not doing anything
pickup lines I’m not doing anything that’s extraordinary this possibly makes
that’s extraordinary this possibly makes
that’s extraordinary this possibly makes me cooler than the average it didn’t
me cooler than the average it didn’t
me cooler than the average it didn’t mean I like that you’re assuming average
mean I like that you’re assuming average
mean I like that you’re assuming average like that’s what the guitar gives me
like that’s what the guitar gives me
like that’s what the guitar gives me this is a smaller guitar because it’s
this is a smaller guitar because it’s
this is a smaller guitar because it’s easier to travel it has nothing to do
easier to travel it has nothing to do
easier to travel it has nothing to do with it is a smaller container
it’s not the same plane so I have the
it’s not the same plane so I have the presentation that I’ve kind of made I
presentation that I’ve kind of made I
presentation that I’ve kind of made I worked really hard on it too was back so
worked really hard on it too was back so
worked really hard on it too was back so I’m gonna be going through some of my
I’m gonna be going through some of my
I’m gonna be going through some of my songs with you and I’m just we’re going
songs with you and I’m just we’re going
songs with you and I’m just we’re going to go through the lyrics and a question
to go through the lyrics and a question
to go through the lyrics and a question that I get asked the most is how do you
that I get asked the most is how do you
that I get asked the most is how do you find a blend comedy with music and so as
find a blend comedy with music and so as
find a blend comedy with music and so as opposed to telling you like your I spoke
opposed to telling you like your I spoke
opposed to telling you like your I spoke to a bunch of friends of mine who are
to a bunch of friends of mine who are
to a bunch of friends of mine who are engineers who’ve karma who graduated
engineers who’ve karma who graduated
engineers who’ve karma who graduated from weights from IIT and you think the
from weights from IIT and you think the
from weights from IIT and you think the best institutions in the country and one
best institutions in the country and one
best institutions in the country and one question they have is trust me all the
question they have is trust me all the
question they have is trust me all the engineering students are looking to you
engineering students are looking to you
engineering students are looking to you to just say there is something we are
to just say there is something we are
to just say there is something we are not engineering you can do with your
not engineering you can do with your
not engineering you can do with your life
my songs and we’re going to go through
my songs and we’re going to go through the lyrics and we’re gonna have a mic
the lyrics and we’re gonna have a mic
the lyrics and we’re gonna have a mic you guys can ask me questions after
you guys can ask me questions after
you guys can ask me questions after every song about how I kind of we’re
every song about how I kind of we’re
every song about how I kind of we’re gonna actually break down why why it
gonna actually break down why why it
gonna actually break down why why it work why the comedy kind of work we have
work why the comedy kind of work we have
work why the comedy kind of work we have not done it will be good for us to
not done it will be good for us to
not done it will be good for us to actually sit down and analyze why a
actually sit down and analyze why a
actually sit down and analyze why a particular song is funny or not funny
particular song is funny or not funny
particular song is funny or not funny you know let’s just get into it that’s
you know let’s just get into it that’s
you know let’s just get into it that’s what my girlfriend is most of the time
what my girlfriend is most of the time
what my girlfriend is most of the time so this song is about the girl because I
so this song is about the girl because I
so this song is about the girl because I feel there aren’t enough songs water
we all have that one girl who could have
we all have that one girl who could have been good yeah I just think you know and
been good yeah I just think you know and
been good yeah I just think you know and Mike is who’s perfect good blend of the
Mike is who’s perfect good blend of the
Mike is who’s perfect good blend of the girl next door and the hot girl washing
girl next door and the hot girl washing
girl next door and the hot girl washing your car my fantasy guys so this song is
your car my fantasy guys so this song is
your car my fantasy guys so this song is about that one
the uncle next door get a stroke she met
the uncle next door get a stroke she met me right after she broke up
I feel like a watchman sir I wish that
I feel like a watchman sir I wish that we could just be from the start
we could just be from the start
we could just be from the start I wanna hear that rings even if she
I wanna hear that rings even if she
I wanna hear that rings even if she hasn’t I wanna give up my Diplo
she calls me up after midnight tells me
she calls me up after midnight tells me about her boyfriend fights all I do is
about her boyfriend fights all I do is
about her boyfriend fights all I do is imagine her in times my writing hand
imagine her in times my writing hand
imagine her in times my writing hand gets me through the night
gets me through the night
gets me through the night I like writing poetry
it’s all over the cameras does she call
it’s all over the cameras does she call me
I wanna get a plant in bobbin I did she
I wanna get a plant in bobbin I did she but one night my car
so this song came from I had a side note
so this song came from I had a side note that was written in a notebook somewhere
that was written in a notebook somewhere
that was written in a notebook somewhere in my job book in the corner like what
in my job book in the corner like what
in my job book in the corner like what if a girl you know friends owns you and
if a girl you know friends owns you and
if a girl you know friends owns you and one day at 4:00 in the morning it was
one day at 4:00 in the morning it was
one day at 4:00 in the morning it was how about I take it to the extreme how
how about I take it to the extreme how
how about I take it to the extreme how about she and that’s where the idea
about she and that’s where the idea
about she and that’s where the idea kinda came in and what one and a half to
kinda came in and what one and a half to
kinda came in and what one and a half to two hours I had almost all the final
two hours I had almost all the final
two hours I had almost all the final lyrics of the song and there you go
lyrics of the song and there you go
lyrics of the song and there you go so these are the lyrics The Watchmen
so these are the lyrics The Watchmen
so these are the lyrics The Watchmen plays a very important part of my lyrics
plays a very important part of my lyrics
plays a very important part of my lyrics either for this particular song I don’t
either for this particular song I don’t
either for this particular song I don’t know why maybe I was having
know why maybe I was having
know why maybe I was having with him that day manager reviews on
with him that day manager reviews on
with him that day manager reviews on Stevie pop of cheese too much so I
Stevie pop of cheese too much so I
Stevie pop of cheese too much so I decided to crucify him in a soffit so I
decided to crucify him in a soffit so I
decided to crucify him in a soffit so I think that’s what happened and this girl
think that’s what happened and this girl
think that’s what happened and this girl is not view this one particular girl
is not view this one particular girl
is not view this one particular girl she’s an amalgamation of all the hatred
she’s an amalgamation of all the hatred
she’s an amalgamation of all the hatred all my friends had towards all the other
all my friends had towards all the other
all my friends had towards all the other girlfriends who’ve got an edge on them
girlfriends who’ve got an edge on them
girlfriends who’ve got an edge on them and got amalgamated into this for rific
and got amalgamated into this for rific
and got amalgamated into this for rific you will being that ends up in this song
you will being that ends up in this song
you will being that ends up in this song so so there is an element of lies to the
so so there is an element of lies to the
so so there is an element of lies to the company and but then it is lies which is
company and but then it is lies which is
company and but then it is lies which is a cumulative set of experiences from
a cumulative set of experiences from
a cumulative set of experiences from everywhere like this is my friends and
everywhere like this is my friends and
everywhere like this is my friends and stuff like that and if I could make it
stuff like that and if I could make it
stuff like that and if I could make it funny if I could actually I now I think
funny if I could actually I now I think
funny if I could actually I now I think the product is greater than the sum of
the product is greater than the sum of
the product is greater than the sum of its parts I think that’s that’s the
its parts I think that’s that’s the
its parts I think that’s that’s the simplest way of putting it ok so now
simplest way of putting it ok so now
simplest way of putting it ok so now we’re going to go to another song so
we’re going to go to another song so
we’re going to go to another song so let’s do something team so thanks
children about sex it’s one of those
children about sex it’s one of those things that is taboo in the society and
things that is taboo in the society and
things that is taboo in the society and people are really scared and I really
people are really scared and I really
people are really scared and I really like comment parents who have that talk
like comment parents who have that talk
like comment parents who have that talk with their kids and this song kinda
with their kids and this song kinda
with their kids and this song kinda encapsulated that conversation that I
encapsulated that conversation that I
encapsulated that conversation that I had with my dad because he used
had with my dad because he used
had with my dad because he used extensive props and metaphors he used
extensive props and metaphors he used
extensive props and metaphors he used offenses battery to experience
offenses battery to experience
offenses battery to experience I might be any more without thinking of
I might be any more without thinking of
I might be any more without thinking of miss charge thank you
by the time you got out of homosexuality
by the time you got out of homosexuality things just got out of hand
things just got out of hand
things just got out of hand this song is me talking to my dad and
this song is me talking to my dad and
this song is me talking to my dad and learning about the birds and the bees
learning about the birds and the bees
learning about the birds and the bees and a performance in batteries
ba-ba-ba-ba tell me how’s that board you
ba-ba-ba-ba tell me how’s that board you had Lisa Rita get those batteries on did
had Lisa Rita get those batteries on did
had Lisa Rita get those batteries on did you have to turn a woman on
you have to turn a woman on
you have to turn a woman on what Papa batteries have a positive and
what Papa batteries have a positive and
what Papa batteries have a positive and negative in doesn’t matter son as long
negative in doesn’t matter son as long
negative in doesn’t matter son as long as the woman pens dramatic possible
as the woman pens dramatic possible
as the woman pens dramatic possible father’s guilt and hot yoga joke so I
father’s guilt and hot yoga joke so I
father’s guilt and hot yoga joke so I asked him what are kids he told me go
asked him what are kids he told me go
asked him what are kids he told me go get to Paula magnet we stuck the
get to Paula magnet we stuck the
get to Paula magnet we stuck the opposite ends but the same X matter
opposite ends but the same X matter
opposite ends but the same X matter there was not stick that’s how the word
there was not stick that’s how the word
there was not stick that’s how the word seized is he said it stupid closed
seized is he said it stupid closed
seized is he said it stupid closed mindedness so I asked him what up eyes
mindedness so I asked him what up eyes
mindedness so I asked him what up eyes don’t leave me halfway in this mess we
don’t leave me halfway in this mess we
don’t leave me halfway in this mess we said that by scam swing vote whether
said that by scam swing vote whether
said that by scam swing vote whether they their passport is what you got
they their passport is what you got
they their passport is what you got dual citizenship so he subtly and said
dual citizenship so he subtly and said
dual citizenship so he subtly and said are you straining are you came are you
are you straining are you came are you
are you straining are you came are you there speeded up by are you straight are
there speeded up by are you straight are
there speeded up by are you straight are you came are you there speeded up by my
you came are you there speeded up by my
you came are you there speeded up by my dad
dad
dad he was the food of my homosexuality so
he was the food of my homosexuality so
he was the food of my homosexuality so stop calling them fruits cuz they don’t
stop calling them fruits cuz they don’t
stop calling them fruits cuz they don’t draw Anna orbitrim three seven seven
draw Anna orbitrim three seven seven
draw Anna orbitrim three seven seven save it so unnatural but I’ll tell he
save it so unnatural but I’ll tell he
save it so unnatural but I’ll tell he was really truly a natural 12,000,000
was really truly a natural 12,000,000
was really truly a natural 12,000,000 cords are natural being shipping on the
cords are natural being shipping on the
cords are natural being shipping on the road and natural to traffic jams all the
road and natural to traffic jams all the
road and natural to traffic jams all the gate scams kingfishers failing business
gate scams kingfishers failing business
gate scams kingfishers failing business plans but they did it in my rhyme are
plans but they did it in my rhyme are
plans but they did it in my rhyme are you straight are you
like Abu Dhabi straight ALS blonde chick
like Abu Dhabi straight ALS blonde chick wanted to buy
who you are you still come the same way
who you are you still come the same way inside
my dad where you gonna get a
my dad where you gonna get a relationship I I this song like now you
relationship I I this song like now you
relationship I I this song like now you would assume that you would actually
would assume that you would actually
would assume that you would actually write something like this after I did my
write something like this after I did my
write something like this after I did my first saw which is fiims is a comedy
first saw which is fiims is a comedy
first saw which is fiims is a comedy song I’d be able to get the same exact
song I’d be able to get the same exact
song I’d be able to get the same exact result by working on something else at
result by working on something else at
result by working on something else at that that same base and that was a but
that that same base and that was a but
that that same base and that was a but it didn’t work out so this song took
it didn’t work out so this song took
it didn’t work out so this song took about a draft to get right and those
about a draft to get right and those
about a draft to get right and those eight drafts included going onstage and
eight drafts included going onstage and
eight drafts included going onstage and crashing and burning and people not
crashing and burning and people not
crashing and burning and people not understanding the song not realizing
understanding the song not realizing
understanding the song not realizing what the song is about because I first
what the song is about because I first
what the song is about because I first said he was confused I was trying to say
said he was confused I was trying to say
said he was confused I was trying to say too much with the song I had a friend
too much with the song I had a friend
too much with the song I had a friend who was gay and kind of had this
who was gay and kind of had this
who was gay and kind of had this conversation with me about how tough it
conversation with me about how tough it
conversation with me about how tough it was for him growing up and that is what
was for him growing up and that is what
was for him growing up and that is what I wanted to write and I was trying to be
I wanted to write and I was trying to be
I wanted to write and I was trying to be be like decent a good objective human
be like decent a good objective human
be like decent a good objective human being where I made fun of this I make
being where I made fun of this I make
being where I made fun of this I make fun of the people making fun of like the
fun of the people making fun of like the
fun of the people making fun of like the homophobia I make fun of like you know I
homophobia I make fun of like you know I
homophobia I make fun of like you know I try to do that and you know that’s when
try to do that and you know that’s when
try to do that and you know that’s when a friend of mine like sat me down and
a friend of mine like sat me down and
a friend of mine like sat me down and was like okay after a show Mitch made
was like okay after a show Mitch made
was like okay after a show Mitch made the song they’d head home so obviously
the song they’d head home so obviously
the song they’d head home so obviously it’s you very hard you’re like damn it
it’s you very hard you’re like damn it
it’s you very hard you’re like damn it didn’t work you kind of sit down and
didn’t work you kind of sit down and
didn’t work you kind of sit down and you’re like why
you’re like why
you’re like why and that’s when a friend of mine told me
and that’s when a friend of mine told me
and that’s when a friend of mine told me that you know what they are the heroes
that you know what they are the heroes
that you know what they are the heroes of your song so treat it so and it’s
of your song so treat it so and it’s
of your song so treat it so and it’s it’s the subject matter in question and
it’s the subject matter in question and
it’s the subject matter in question and that really changed my perspective on
that really changed my perspective on
that really changed my perspective on how I’m writing a particular song or a
how I’m writing a particular song or a
how I’m writing a particular song or a particular piece of stand-up where if I
particular piece of stand-up where if I
particular piece of stand-up where if I want to say something I am NOT a
want to say something I am NOT a
want to say something I am NOT a journalist I don’t need to have an
journalist I don’t need to have an
journalist I don’t need to have an objective file opinion you know which is
objective file opinion you know which is
objective file opinion you know which is odd because most understand this country
odd because most understand this country
odd because most understand this country don’t know I I just need to have an
don’t know I I just need to have an
don’t know I I just need to have an opinion who are my heroes and the song
opinion who are my heroes and the song
opinion who are my heroes and the song and for this particular song it was the
and for this particular song it was the
and for this particular song it was the LGBTQ community and so okay so that’s
LGBTQ community and so okay so that’s
LGBTQ community and so okay so that’s how I can attack the song and we ended
how I can attack the song and we ended
how I can attack the song and we ended up with this and it was and how do I
up with this and it was and how do I
up with this and it was and how do I make it personal
make it personal
make it personal so I decided to go with my dad talking
so I decided to go with my dad talking
so I decided to go with my dad talking about that because this is what actually
about that because this is what actually
about that because this is what actually happened because I kind of remembered if
happened because I kind of remembered if
happened because I kind of remembered if this is how I was explained it was a bit
this is how I was explained it was a bit
this is how I was explained it was a bit of an over exaggeration in the song
of an over exaggeration in the song
of an over exaggeration in the song though but it was very tough and awkward
though but it was very tough and awkward
though but it was very tough and awkward for my dad to explain that to me like
for my dad to explain that to me like
for my dad to explain that to me like this also exists and I’m sure everybody
this also exists and I’m sure everybody
this also exists and I’m sure everybody had that and that’s when it kind of
had that and that’s when it kind of
had that and that’s when it kind of clicked ever okay this is what my
clicked ever okay this is what my
clicked ever okay this is what my narrative like this song actually is
narrative like this song actually is
narrative like this song actually is kind of a storytelling format in a song
kind of a storytelling format in a song
kind of a storytelling format in a song Neng like if I are is random instances
Neng like if I are is random instances
Neng like if I are is random instances it’s like random electrons firing this
it’s like random electrons firing this
it’s like random electrons firing this is very specific as far as a story
is very specific as far as a story
is very specific as far as a story removes the
removes the
removes the doesn’t make sense if you don’t hear the
doesn’t make sense if you don’t hear the
doesn’t make sense if you don’t hear the previous line around I followed by yeah
previous line around I followed by yeah
previous line around I followed by yeah I’m getting better at PowerPoint does
I’m getting better at PowerPoint does
I’m getting better at PowerPoint does this presentation progress is this was
this presentation progress is this was
this presentation progress is this was this was the big change where I kind of
this was the big change where I kind of
this was the big change where I kind of twist it over and hope this is my very
twist it over and hope this is my very
twist it over and hope this is my very specific opinion book my father taught
specific opinion book my father taught
specific opinion book my father taught me the right opinion to be open-minded
me the right opinion to be open-minded
me the right opinion to be open-minded on this aspect which is again for me it
on this aspect which is again for me it
on this aspect which is again for me it represents that my dad influenced my
represents that my dad influenced my
represents that my dad influenced my decision to do and to see people
decision to do and to see people
decision to do and to see people perceive people a certain way by the end
perceive people a certain way by the end
perceive people a certain way by the end it was just the three seven seven which
it was just the three seven seven which
it was just the three seven seven which was it was supposed to be really random
was it was supposed to be really random
was it was supposed to be really random set of things that I had very arbitrary
set of things that I had very arbitrary
set of things that I had very arbitrary things that are more relevant than three
things that are more relevant than three
things that are more relevant than three seven seven so another friend of mine
seven seven so another friend of mine
seven seven so another friend of mine the comedian told me that why not make
the comedian told me that why not make
the comedian told me that why not make it very relevant things that are a
it very relevant things that are a
it very relevant things that are a problem in this country as opposed to
problem in this country as opposed to
problem in this country as opposed to this so that’s where this kind of
this so that’s where this kind of
this so that’s where this kind of evolved and it took eight or nine drafts
evolved and it took eight or nine drafts
evolved and it took eight or nine drafts to get right and by the end you have me
to get right and by the end you have me
to get right and by the end you have me being just teasing or so right now like
being just teasing or so right now like
being just teasing or so right now like on the lyrics it’s Maharashtra I change
on the lyrics it’s Maharashtra I change
on the lyrics it’s Maharashtra I change that depending on whatever is happening
that depending on whatever is happening
that depending on whatever is happening at that particular period of time when I
at that particular period of time when I
at that particular period of time when I wrote the song there was some random
wrote the song there was some random
wrote the song there was some random fights going on depending on I don’t
fights going on depending on I don’t
fights going on depending on I don’t know I’m not a name but naina
so it’s just the thing with this country
so it’s just the thing with this country is something is always happening which
is something is always happening which
is something is always happening which is stupid
is stupid
is stupid as far as freeze feature opinion is
as far as freeze feature opinion is
as far as freeze feature opinion is concerned this time it was commissioned
concerned this time it was commissioned
concerned this time it was commissioned as I spent forward with that okay so my
as I spent forward with that okay so my
as I spent forward with that okay so my next song is really special it kind of
next song is really special it kind of
next song is really special it kind of it’s about my any pet owners at the
it’s about my any pet owners at the
it’s about my any pet owners at the organ is an animal lovers patron just
organ is an animal lovers patron just
organ is an animal lovers patron just give me a cheer like this it’s awesome I
give me a cheer like this it’s awesome I
give me a cheer like this it’s awesome I have a bad right you caught them like
have a bad right you caught them like
have a bad right you caught them like right since they’re a little kid you’re
right since they’re a little kid you’re
right since they’re a little kid you’re taking care of them you feel then you
taking care of them you feel then you
taking care of them you feel then you get you tie them on a leash and they
get you tie them on a leash and they
get you tie them on a leash and they take them out for a walk show them off
take them out for a walk show them off
take them out for a walk show them off the over-engineering mirror you can’t do
the over-engineering mirror you can’t do
the over-engineering mirror you can’t do that with your girlfriend
that with your girlfriend
that with your girlfriend they were apparently but the toughest
they were apparently but the toughest
they were apparently but the toughest part is stopping them from eating their
part is stopping them from eating their
part is stopping them from eating their own
so this song is about my friend and he
so this song is about my friend and he is no longer a normal and I really miss
is no longer a normal and I really miss
is no longer a normal and I really miss him yeah the girls go home
him yeah the girls go home
him yeah the girls go home this always gets me
your backside is tiny and your horns are
your backside is tiny and your horns are big
big
big your orders are shiny and very pink I
your orders are shiny and very pink I
your orders are shiny and very pink I like stroke your beard from start to end
like stroke your beard from start to end
like stroke your beard from start to end it’s the same in length as my
it’s the same in length as my
it’s the same in length as my ex-girlfriend is round the corner it’s a
ex-girlfriend is round the corner it’s a
ex-girlfriend is round the corner it’s a big dramatic part of me I can’t help it
big dramatic part of me I can’t help it
big dramatic part of me I can’t help it I am Islamic I am treating you nice and
I am Islamic I am treating you nice and
I am Islamic I am treating you nice and you often wear too but I chop off your
you often wear too but I chop off your
you often wear too but I chop off your head before you can yell but I need my
head before you can yell but I need my
head before you can yell but I need my biryani my god imagine this is my duty
biryani my god imagine this is my duty
biryani my god imagine this is my duty and yours we cannot stop it there is no
and yours we cannot stop it there is no
and yours we cannot stop it there is no room for loss only profit
thirty days I’ve been starving for you
thirty days I’ve been starving for you when you feast on crops and imported gas
when you feast on crops and imported gas
when you feast on crops and imported gas rules imported cashews from Southie I
rules imported cashews from Southie I
rules imported cashews from Southie I will chop everything in my vision how do
will chop everything in my vision how do
will chop everything in my vision how do you think I got this you are so pretty I
you think I got this you are so pretty I
you think I got this you are so pretty I could just issue a fatwa I just want to
could just issue a fatwa I just want to
could just issue a fatwa I just want to wrap you up in my grandma’s food and hot
wrap you up in my grandma’s food and hot
wrap you up in my grandma’s food and hot dog scream ah shucks that’s why I
dog scream ah shucks that’s why I
dog scream ah shucks that’s why I believe me we are sorted for next year
believe me we are sorted for next year
believe me we are sorted for next year we have your kid
thank you I tried to send this of the
thank you I tried to send this of the beat other like-minded the problem that
beat other like-minded the problem that
beat other like-minded the problem that we had kind of right like shooting the
we had kind of right like shooting the
we had kind of right like shooting the video for the song was we were so scared
video for the song was we were so scared
video for the song was we were so scared we will get a real Gordon so we got all
we will get a real Gordon so we got all
we will get a real Gordon so we got all the animal rights and you know what all
the animal rights and you know what all
the animal rights and you know what all the permissions we had no okay
the permissions we had no okay
the permissions we had no okay Connolly’s forgive the problem we did
Connolly’s forgive the problem we did
Connolly’s forgive the problem we did all that and he caught us really cute
all that and he caught us really cute
all that and he caught us really cute black and white wonderful toward and she
black and white wonderful toward and she
black and white wonderful toward and she was so like 90 cents first of all it was
was so like 90 cents first of all it was
was so like 90 cents first of all it was she that we can either cook songs of
she that we can either cook songs of
she that we can either cook songs of order guys but she was a really pretty
order guys but she was a really pretty
order guys but she was a really pretty cute quote and we asked our line
cute quote and we asked our line
cute quote and we asked our line producer like where did you get the code
producer like where did you get the code
producer like where did you get the code and he’s like a llama go get that code
and he’s like a llama go get that code
and he’s like a llama go get that code randomly in a building in each a casaya
randomly in a building in each a casaya
randomly in a building in each a casaya we bought the code with what the code we
we bought the code with what the code we
we bought the code with what the code we set it free that’s what my line produces
set it free that’s what my line produces
set it free that’s what my line produces is to it and we Bernini’s can’t oh god
is to it and we Bernini’s can’t oh god
is to it and we Bernini’s can’t oh god people are gonna react in a very
people are gonna react in a very
people are gonna react in a very unfavorable way because
unfavorable way because
unfavorable way because the idea was because they say that when
the idea was because they say that when
the idea was because they say that when you have the gold you have to treat it
you have the gold you have to treat it
you have the gold you have to treat it like a pet during during para even you
like a pet during during para even you
like a pet during during para even you know you have to take care of red you
know you have to take care of red you
know you have to take care of red you have to treat it like your own and
have to treat it like your own and
have to treat it like your own and that’s where it kind of came to me like
that’s where it kind of came to me like
that’s where it kind of came to me like Oh what about iron is all about a pet
Oh what about iron is all about a pet
Oh what about iron is all about a pet because even literally letting the
because even literally letting the
because even literally letting the petrol and you can help it
petrol and you can help it
petrol and you can help it so that will stand on the thought
so that will stand on the thought
so that will stand on the thought process and getting the song together
process and getting the song together
process and getting the song together and that’s where the flip happens where
and that’s where the flip happens where
and that’s where the flip happens where you actually realize that oh this is
you actually realize that oh this is
you actually realize that oh this is dignity and you can’t do anything about
dignity and you can’t do anything about
dignity and you can’t do anything about it but you still love it because that’s
it but you still love it because that’s
it but you still love it because that’s the I don’t know when I sounded he
the I don’t know when I sounded he
the I don’t know when I sounded he popular hypocritical to me bang
popular hypocritical to me bang
popular hypocritical to me bang that was my power point way of showing a
that was my power point way of showing a
that was my power point way of showing a purity
so this song kind of did that and we
so this song kind of did that and we ended up assuming something that was
ended up assuming something that was
ended up assuming something that was really dark and stupid at the same time
really dark and stupid at the same time
really dark and stupid at the same time because it’s obvious it’s right in our
because it’s obvious it’s right in our
because it’s obvious it’s right in our face and nobody really bothered
face and nobody really bothered
face and nobody really bothered addressing this and sometimes it support
addressing this and sometimes it support
addressing this and sometimes it support taking care of the obvious moments like
taking care of the obvious moments like
taking care of the obvious moments like it’s there right in front of you you
it’s there right in front of you you
it’s there right in front of you you don’t have to go too far to find
don’t have to go too far to find
don’t have to go too far to find something to write about it could be
something to write about it could be
something to write about it could be right in front of you you’ll be staying
right in front of you you’ll be staying
right in front of you you’ll be staying with right-click right at you what you
with right-click right at you what you
with right-click right at you what you don’t bother you know and that’s where
don’t bother you know and that’s where
don’t bother you know and that’s where you once you make the connection it
you once you make the connection it
you once you make the connection it becomes funny all relatable
becomes funny all relatable
becomes funny all relatable those are my songs thank you so much for
those are my songs thank you so much for
those are my songs thank you so much for inviting me here I’ve really been so
inviting me here I’ve really been so
inviting me here I’ve really been so happy
you can ask me right now and if you’re a
you can ask me right now and if you’re a father unless you want me to be done
father unless you want me to be done
father unless you want me to be done then you can just give me a they grab
then you can just give me a they grab
then you can just give me a they grab some more and I’ll go
my name is Donna I’m a stand-up comedian makers of Bollywood superstar landed
my name is nada yes it’s one of the most
my name is nada yes it’s one of the most drivable words in the Hindi language
what really confuses me is father which
what really confuses me is father which is something like if I had to draw and
is something like if I had to draw and
is something like if I had to draw and diagram of all the names that people
diagram of all the names that people
diagram of all the names that people come up with in the centenary father and
come up with in the centenary father and
come up with in the centenary father and they’re in a club or a childhood my
they’re in a club or a childhood my
they’re in a club or a childhood my parents were really great to me because
parents were really great to me because
parents were really great to me because at 7 they got me my first keyboard Casio
at 7 they got me my first keyboard Casio
at 7 they got me my first keyboard Casio I never got a bat like I could never go
I never got a bat like I could never go
I never got a bat like I could never go down and then my friends my back like a
down and then my friends my back like a
down and then my friends my back like a bizarro I never got to learn it was
bizarro I never got to learn it was
bizarro I never got to learn it was tough because I didn’t appreciate what
tough because I didn’t appreciate what
tough because I didn’t appreciate what music was like a formal training because
music was like a formal training because
music was like a formal training because I come from a family of musicians and I
I come from a family of musicians and I
I come from a family of musicians and I these these guys are really hard working
these these guys are really hard working
these these guys are really hard working musicians who never got to train at
musicians who never got to train at
musicians who never got to train at music they made their entire lives
music they made their entire lives
music they made their entire lives earnings and the living of music but
earnings and the living of music but
earnings and the living of music but they never got to Train so they decided
they never got to Train so they decided
they never got to Train so they decided to train all of us and just like Ben
to train all of us and just like Ben
to train all of us and just like Ben it’s not worth the frustration of never
it’s not worth the frustration of never
it’s not worth the frustration of never chocolate and and I I now like took me
chocolate and and I I now like took me
chocolate and and I I now like took me almost a decade to realize you know when
almost a decade to realize you know when
almost a decade to realize you know when you reach your teens I started when I
you reach your teens I started when I
you reach your teens I started when I was seven and when I
was seven and when I
was seven and when I my teens when that need to be unique and
my teens when that need to be unique and
my teens when that need to be unique and different arises inside you just like
different arises inside you just like
different arises inside you just like Dickens that’s when I realized oh I
Dickens that’s when I realized oh I
Dickens that’s when I realized oh I already was that’s when everybody had to
already was that’s when everybody had to
already was that’s when everybody had to find themselves I have already had
find themselves I have already had
find themselves I have already had something that truly set me apart from
something that truly set me apart from
something that truly set me apart from the crowd so to say and one fine day I
the crowd so to say and one fine day I
the crowd so to say and one fine day I decided to quit my TV and I decided to
decided to quit my TV and I decided to
decided to quit my TV and I decided to start acting I thought I wasn’t good
start acting I thought I wasn’t good
start acting I thought I wasn’t good enough I started doubting the ability I
enough I started doubting the ability I
enough I started doubting the ability I had a formal training in music so I fail
had a formal training in music so I fail
had a formal training in music so I fail you won I failed one exam and it was
you won I failed one exam and it was
you won I failed one exam and it was when I was giving my 12th board science
when I was giving my 12th board science
when I was giving my 12th board science last my grandfather in the hospital and
last my grandfather in the hospital and
last my grandfather in the hospital and I was starting on the hospital steps and
I was starting on the hospital steps and
I was starting on the hospital steps and I happened to fail in one of the music
I happened to fail in one of the music
I happened to fail in one of the music exams and I just quit I just lost
exams and I just quit I just lost
exams and I just quit I just lost interest because I failed and it kind of
interest because I failed and it kind of
interest because I failed and it kind of affected me for a good five six years
affected me for a good five six years
affected me for a good five six years when I didn’t play an instrument or I
when I didn’t play an instrument or I
when I didn’t play an instrument or I didn’t bother with it and I started
didn’t bother with it and I started
didn’t bother with it and I started acting I started finding something else
acting I started finding something else
acting I started finding something else and I found another excuse to be on
and I found another excuse to be on
and I found another excuse to be on stage I loved it I’m not saying I didn’t
stage I loved it I’m not saying I didn’t
stage I loved it I’m not saying I didn’t but every time I find a piano
but every time I find a piano
but every time I find a piano like okay no no just
I will try to play and at 24:35 it kind
I will try to play and at 24:35 it kind of came back to me and I realized oh wow
of came back to me and I realized oh wow
of came back to me and I realized oh wow people truly find this appealing people
people truly find this appealing people
people truly find this appealing people get attracted to these people I got the
get attracted to these people I got the
get attracted to these people I got the guitar to impress a girl esses clarify
guitar to impress a girl esses clarify
guitar to impress a girl esses clarify that I learned to impress a girl then
that I learned to impress a girl then
that I learned to impress a girl then have you and that’s what I started music
have you and that’s what I started music
have you and that’s what I started music again oh this is I have no game I gotta
again oh this is I have no game I gotta
again oh this is I have no game I gotta I’m not cool with like sophisticated
I’m not cool with like sophisticated
I’m not cool with like sophisticated pickup lines I’m not doing anything
pickup lines I’m not doing anything
pickup lines I’m not doing anything that’s extraordinary this possibly makes
that’s extraordinary this possibly makes
that’s extraordinary this possibly makes me cooler than the average it didn’t
me cooler than the average it didn’t
me cooler than the average it didn’t mean I like that you’re assuming average
mean I like that you’re assuming average
mean I like that you’re assuming average like that’s what the guitar gives me
like that’s what the guitar gives me
like that’s what the guitar gives me this is a smaller guitar because it’s
this is a smaller guitar because it’s
this is a smaller guitar because it’s easier to travel it has nothing to do
easier to travel it has nothing to do
easier to travel it has nothing to do with it is a smaller container
it’s not the same plane so I have the
it’s not the same plane so I have the presentation that I’ve kind of made I
presentation that I’ve kind of made I
presentation that I’ve kind of made I worked really hard on it too was back so
worked really hard on it too was back so
worked really hard on it too was back so I’m gonna be going through some of my
I’m gonna be going through some of my
I’m gonna be going through some of my songs with you and I’m just we’re going
songs with you and I’m just we’re going
songs with you and I’m just we’re going to go through the lyrics and a question
to go through the lyrics and a question
to go through the lyrics and a question that I get asked the most is how do you
that I get asked the most is how do you
that I get asked the most is how do you find a blend comedy with music and so as
find a blend comedy with music and so as
find a blend comedy with music and so as opposed to telling you like your I spoke
opposed to telling you like your I spoke
opposed to telling you like your I spoke to a bunch of friends of mine who are
to a bunch of friends of mine who are
to a bunch of friends of mine who are engineers who’ve karma who graduated
engineers who’ve karma who graduated
engineers who’ve karma who graduated from weights from IIT and you think the
from weights from IIT and you think the
from weights from IIT and you think the best institutions in the country and one
best institutions in the country and one
best institutions in the country and one question they have is trust me all the
question they have is trust me all the
question they have is trust me all the engineering students are looking to you
engineering students are looking to you
engineering students are looking to you to just say there is something we are
to just say there is something we are
to just say there is something we are not engineering you can do with your
not engineering you can do with your
not engineering you can do with your life
my songs and we’re going to go through
my songs and we’re going to go through the lyrics and we’re gonna have a mic
the lyrics and we’re gonna have a mic
the lyrics and we’re gonna have a mic you guys can ask me questions after
you guys can ask me questions after
you guys can ask me questions after every song about how I kind of we’re
every song about how I kind of we’re
every song about how I kind of we’re gonna actually break down why why it
gonna actually break down why why it
gonna actually break down why why it work why the comedy kind of work we have
work why the comedy kind of work we have
work why the comedy kind of work we have not done it will be good for us to
not done it will be good for us to
not done it will be good for us to actually sit down and analyze why a
actually sit down and analyze why a
actually sit down and analyze why a particular song is funny or not funny
particular song is funny or not funny
particular song is funny or not funny you know let’s just get into it that’s
you know let’s just get into it that’s
you know let’s just get into it that’s what my girlfriend is most of the time
what my girlfriend is most of the time
what my girlfriend is most of the time so this song is about the girl because I
so this song is about the girl because I
so this song is about the girl because I feel there aren’t enough songs water
we all have that one girl who could have
we all have that one girl who could have been good yeah I just think you know and
been good yeah I just think you know and
been good yeah I just think you know and Mike is who’s perfect good blend of the
Mike is who’s perfect good blend of the
Mike is who’s perfect good blend of the girl next door and the hot girl washing
girl next door and the hot girl washing
girl next door and the hot girl washing your car my fantasy guys so this song is
your car my fantasy guys so this song is
your car my fantasy guys so this song is about that one
the uncle next door get a stroke she met
the uncle next door get a stroke she met me right after she broke up
I feel like a watchman sir I wish that
I feel like a watchman sir I wish that we could just be from the start
we could just be from the start
we could just be from the start I wanna hear that rings even if she
I wanna hear that rings even if she
I wanna hear that rings even if she hasn’t I wanna give up my Diplo
she calls me up after midnight tells me
she calls me up after midnight tells me about her boyfriend fights all I do is
about her boyfriend fights all I do is
about her boyfriend fights all I do is imagine her in times my writing hand
imagine her in times my writing hand
imagine her in times my writing hand gets me through the night
gets me through the night
gets me through the night I like writing poetry
it’s all over the cameras does she call
it’s all over the cameras does she call me
I wanna get a plant in bobbin I did she
I wanna get a plant in bobbin I did she but one night my car
so this song came from I had a side note
so this song came from I had a side note that was written in a notebook somewhere
that was written in a notebook somewhere
that was written in a notebook somewhere in my job book in the corner like what
in my job book in the corner like what
in my job book in the corner like what if a girl you know friends owns you and
if a girl you know friends owns you and
if a girl you know friends owns you and one day at 4:00 in the morning it was
one day at 4:00 in the morning it was
one day at 4:00 in the morning it was how about I take it to the extreme how
how about I take it to the extreme how
how about I take it to the extreme how about she and that’s where the idea
about she and that’s where the idea
about she and that’s where the idea kinda came in and what one and a half to
kinda came in and what one and a half to
kinda came in and what one and a half to two hours I had almost all the final
two hours I had almost all the final
two hours I had almost all the final lyrics of the song and there you go
lyrics of the song and there you go
lyrics of the song and there you go so these are the lyrics The Watchmen
so these are the lyrics The Watchmen
so these are the lyrics The Watchmen plays a very important part of my lyrics
plays a very important part of my lyrics
plays a very important part of my lyrics either for this particular song I don’t
either for this particular song I don’t
either for this particular song I don’t know why maybe I was having
know why maybe I was having
know why maybe I was having with him that day manager reviews on
with him that day manager reviews on
with him that day manager reviews on Stevie pop of cheese too much so I
Stevie pop of cheese too much so I
Stevie pop of cheese too much so I decided to crucify him in a soffit so I
decided to crucify him in a soffit so I
decided to crucify him in a soffit so I think that’s what happened and this girl
think that’s what happened and this girl
think that’s what happened and this girl is not view this one particular girl
is not view this one particular girl
is not view this one particular girl she’s an amalgamation of all the hatred
she’s an amalgamation of all the hatred
she’s an amalgamation of all the hatred all my friends had towards all the other
all my friends had towards all the other
all my friends had towards all the other girlfriends who’ve got an edge on them
girlfriends who’ve got an edge on them
girlfriends who’ve got an edge on them and got amalgamated into this for rific
and got amalgamated into this for rific
and got amalgamated into this for rific you will being that ends up in this song
you will being that ends up in this song
you will being that ends up in this song so so there is an element of lies to the
so so there is an element of lies to the
so so there is an element of lies to the company and but then it is lies which is
company and but then it is lies which is
company and but then it is lies which is a cumulative set of experiences from
a cumulative set of experiences from
a cumulative set of experiences from everywhere like this is my friends and
everywhere like this is my friends and
everywhere like this is my friends and stuff like that and if I could make it
stuff like that and if I could make it
stuff like that and if I could make it funny if I could actually I now I think
funny if I could actually I now I think
funny if I could actually I now I think the product is greater than the sum of
the product is greater than the sum of
the product is greater than the sum of its parts I think that’s that’s the
its parts I think that’s that’s the
its parts I think that’s that’s the simplest way of putting it ok so now
simplest way of putting it ok so now
simplest way of putting it ok so now we’re going to go to another song so
we’re going to go to another song so
we’re going to go to another song so let’s do something team so thanks
children about sex it’s one of those
children about sex it’s one of those things that is taboo in the society and
things that is taboo in the society and
things that is taboo in the society and people are really scared and I really
people are really scared and I really
people are really scared and I really like comment parents who have that talk
like comment parents who have that talk
like comment parents who have that talk with their kids and this song kinda
with their kids and this song kinda
with their kids and this song kinda encapsulated that conversation that I
encapsulated that conversation that I
encapsulated that conversation that I had with my dad because he used
had with my dad because he used
had with my dad because he used extensive props and metaphors he used
extensive props and metaphors he used
extensive props and metaphors he used offenses battery to experience
offenses battery to experience
offenses battery to experience I might be any more without thinking of
I might be any more without thinking of
I might be any more without thinking of miss charge thank you
by the time you got out of homosexuality
by the time you got out of homosexuality things just got out of hand
things just got out of hand
things just got out of hand this song is me talking to my dad and
this song is me talking to my dad and
this song is me talking to my dad and learning about the birds and the bees
learning about the birds and the bees
learning about the birds and the bees and a performance in batteries
ba-ba-ba-ba tell me how’s that board you
ba-ba-ba-ba tell me how’s that board you had Lisa Rita get those batteries on did
had Lisa Rita get those batteries on did
had Lisa Rita get those batteries on did you have to turn a woman on
you have to turn a woman on
you have to turn a woman on what Papa batteries have a positive and
what Papa batteries have a positive and
what Papa batteries have a positive and negative in doesn’t matter son as long
negative in doesn’t matter son as long
negative in doesn’t matter son as long as the woman pens dramatic possible
as the woman pens dramatic possible
as the woman pens dramatic possible father’s guilt and hot yoga joke so I
father’s guilt and hot yoga joke so I
father’s guilt and hot yoga joke so I asked him what are kids he told me go
asked him what are kids he told me go
asked him what are kids he told me go get to Paula magnet we stuck the
get to Paula magnet we stuck the
get to Paula magnet we stuck the opposite ends but the same X matter
opposite ends but the same X matter
opposite ends but the same X matter there was not stick that’s how the word
there was not stick that’s how the word
there was not stick that’s how the word seized is he said it stupid closed
seized is he said it stupid closed
seized is he said it stupid closed mindedness so I asked him what up eyes
mindedness so I asked him what up eyes
mindedness so I asked him what up eyes don’t leave me halfway in this mess we
don’t leave me halfway in this mess we
don’t leave me halfway in this mess we said that by scam swing vote whether
said that by scam swing vote whether
said that by scam swing vote whether they their passport is what you got
they their passport is what you got
they their passport is what you got dual citizenship so he subtly and said
dual citizenship so he subtly and said
dual citizenship so he subtly and said are you straining are you came are you
are you straining are you came are you
are you straining are you came are you there speeded up by are you straight are
there speeded up by are you straight are
there speeded up by are you straight are you came are you there speeded up by my
you came are you there speeded up by my
you came are you there speeded up by my dad
dad
dad he was the food of my homosexuality so
he was the food of my homosexuality so
he was the food of my homosexuality so stop calling them fruits cuz they don’t
stop calling them fruits cuz they don’t
stop calling them fruits cuz they don’t draw Anna orbitrim three seven seven
draw Anna orbitrim three seven seven
draw Anna orbitrim three seven seven save it so unnatural but I’ll tell he
save it so unnatural but I’ll tell he
save it so unnatural but I’ll tell he was really truly a natural 12,000,000
was really truly a natural 12,000,000
was really truly a natural 12,000,000 cords are natural being shipping on the
cords are natural being shipping on the
cords are natural being shipping on the road and natural to traffic jams all the
road and natural to traffic jams all the
road and natural to traffic jams all the gate scams kingfishers failing business
gate scams kingfishers failing business
gate scams kingfishers failing business plans but they did it in my rhyme are
plans but they did it in my rhyme are
plans but they did it in my rhyme are you straight are you
like Abu Dhabi straight ALS blonde chick
like Abu Dhabi straight ALS blonde chick wanted to buy
who you are you still come the same way
who you are you still come the same way inside
my dad where you gonna get a
my dad where you gonna get a relationship I I this song like now you
relationship I I this song like now you
relationship I I this song like now you would assume that you would actually
would assume that you would actually
would assume that you would actually write something like this after I did my
write something like this after I did my
write something like this after I did my first saw which is fiims is a comedy
first saw which is fiims is a comedy
first saw which is fiims is a comedy song I’d be able to get the same exact
song I’d be able to get the same exact
song I’d be able to get the same exact result by working on something else at
result by working on something else at
result by working on something else at that that same base and that was a but
that that same base and that was a but
that that same base and that was a but it didn’t work out so this song took
it didn’t work out so this song took
it didn’t work out so this song took about a draft to get right and those
about a draft to get right and those
about a draft to get right and those eight drafts included going onstage and
eight drafts included going onstage and
eight drafts included going onstage and crashing and burning and people not
crashing and burning and people not
crashing and burning and people not understanding the song not realizing
understanding the song not realizing
understanding the song not realizing what the song is about because I first
what the song is about because I first
what the song is about because I first said he was confused I was trying to say
said he was confused I was trying to say
said he was confused I was trying to say too much with the song I had a friend
too much with the song I had a friend
too much with the song I had a friend who was gay and kind of had this
who was gay and kind of had this
who was gay and kind of had this conversation with me about how tough it
conversation with me about how tough it
conversation with me about how tough it was for him growing up and that is what
was for him growing up and that is what
was for him growing up and that is what I wanted to write and I was trying to be
I wanted to write and I was trying to be
I wanted to write and I was trying to be be like decent a good objective human
be like decent a good objective human
be like decent a good objective human being where I made fun of this I make
being where I made fun of this I make
being where I made fun of this I make fun of the people making fun of like the
fun of the people making fun of like the
fun of the people making fun of like the homophobia I make fun of like you know I
homophobia I make fun of like you know I
homophobia I make fun of like you know I try to do that and you know that’s when
try to do that and you know that’s when
try to do that and you know that’s when a friend of mine like sat me down and
a friend of mine like sat me down and
a friend of mine like sat me down and was like okay after a show Mitch made
was like okay after a show Mitch made
was like okay after a show Mitch made the song they’d head home so obviously
the song they’d head home so obviously
the song they’d head home so obviously it’s you very hard you’re like damn it
it’s you very hard you’re like damn it
it’s you very hard you’re like damn it didn’t work you kind of sit down and
didn’t work you kind of sit down and
didn’t work you kind of sit down and you’re like why
you’re like why
you’re like why and that’s when a friend of mine told me
and that’s when a friend of mine told me
and that’s when a friend of mine told me that you know what they are the heroes
that you know what they are the heroes
that you know what they are the heroes of your song so treat it so and it’s
of your song so treat it so and it’s
of your song so treat it so and it’s it’s the subject matter in question and
it’s the subject matter in question and
it’s the subject matter in question and that really changed my perspective on
that really changed my perspective on
that really changed my perspective on how I’m writing a particular song or a
how I’m writing a particular song or a
how I’m writing a particular song or a particular piece of stand-up where if I
particular piece of stand-up where if I
particular piece of stand-up where if I want to say something I am NOT a
want to say something I am NOT a
want to say something I am NOT a journalist I don’t need to have an
journalist I don’t need to have an
journalist I don’t need to have an objective file opinion you know which is
objective file opinion you know which is
objective file opinion you know which is odd because most understand this country
odd because most understand this country
odd because most understand this country don’t know I I just need to have an
don’t know I I just need to have an
don’t know I I just need to have an opinion who are my heroes and the song
opinion who are my heroes and the song
opinion who are my heroes and the song and for this particular song it was the
and for this particular song it was the
and for this particular song it was the LGBTQ community and so okay so that’s
LGBTQ community and so okay so that’s
LGBTQ community and so okay so that’s how I can attack the song and we ended
how I can attack the song and we ended
how I can attack the song and we ended up with this and it was and how do I
up with this and it was and how do I
up with this and it was and how do I make it personal
make it personal
make it personal so I decided to go with my dad talking
so I decided to go with my dad talking
so I decided to go with my dad talking about that because this is what actually
about that because this is what actually
about that because this is what actually happened because I kind of remembered if
happened because I kind of remembered if
happened because I kind of remembered if this is how I was explained it was a bit
this is how I was explained it was a bit
this is how I was explained it was a bit of an over exaggeration in the song
of an over exaggeration in the song
of an over exaggeration in the song though but it was very tough and awkward
though but it was very tough and awkward
though but it was very tough and awkward for my dad to explain that to me like
for my dad to explain that to me like
for my dad to explain that to me like this also exists and I’m sure everybody
this also exists and I’m sure everybody
this also exists and I’m sure everybody had that and that’s when it kind of
had that and that’s when it kind of
had that and that’s when it kind of clicked ever okay this is what my
clicked ever okay this is what my
clicked ever okay this is what my narrative like this song actually is
narrative like this song actually is
narrative like this song actually is kind of a storytelling format in a song
kind of a storytelling format in a song
kind of a storytelling format in a song Neng like if I are is random instances
Neng like if I are is random instances
Neng like if I are is random instances it’s like random electrons firing this
it’s like random electrons firing this
it’s like random electrons firing this is very specific as far as a story
is very specific as far as a story
is very specific as far as a story removes the
removes the
removes the doesn’t make sense if you don’t hear the
doesn’t make sense if you don’t hear the
doesn’t make sense if you don’t hear the previous line around I followed by yeah
previous line around I followed by yeah
previous line around I followed by yeah I’m getting better at PowerPoint does
I’m getting better at PowerPoint does
I’m getting better at PowerPoint does this presentation progress is this was
this presentation progress is this was
this presentation progress is this was this was the big change where I kind of
this was the big change where I kind of
this was the big change where I kind of twist it over and hope this is my very
twist it over and hope this is my very
twist it over and hope this is my very specific opinion book my father taught
specific opinion book my father taught
specific opinion book my father taught me the right opinion to be open-minded
me the right opinion to be open-minded
me the right opinion to be open-minded on this aspect which is again for me it
on this aspect which is again for me it
on this aspect which is again for me it represents that my dad influenced my
represents that my dad influenced my
represents that my dad influenced my decision to do and to see people
decision to do and to see people
decision to do and to see people perceive people a certain way by the end
perceive people a certain way by the end
perceive people a certain way by the end it was just the three seven seven which
it was just the three seven seven which
it was just the three seven seven which was it was supposed to be really random
was it was supposed to be really random
was it was supposed to be really random set of things that I had very arbitrary
set of things that I had very arbitrary
set of things that I had very arbitrary things that are more relevant than three
things that are more relevant than three
things that are more relevant than three seven seven so another friend of mine
seven seven so another friend of mine
seven seven so another friend of mine the comedian told me that why not make
the comedian told me that why not make
the comedian told me that why not make it very relevant things that are a
it very relevant things that are a
it very relevant things that are a problem in this country as opposed to
problem in this country as opposed to
problem in this country as opposed to this so that’s where this kind of
this so that’s where this kind of
this so that’s where this kind of evolved and it took eight or nine drafts
evolved and it took eight or nine drafts
evolved and it took eight or nine drafts to get right and by the end you have me
to get right and by the end you have me
to get right and by the end you have me being just teasing or so right now like
being just teasing or so right now like
being just teasing or so right now like on the lyrics it’s Maharashtra I change
on the lyrics it’s Maharashtra I change
on the lyrics it’s Maharashtra I change that depending on whatever is happening
that depending on whatever is happening
that depending on whatever is happening at that particular period of time when I
at that particular period of time when I
at that particular period of time when I wrote the song there was some random
wrote the song there was some random
wrote the song there was some random fights going on depending on I don’t
fights going on depending on I don’t
fights going on depending on I don’t know I’m not a name but naina
so it’s just the thing with this country
so it’s just the thing with this country is something is always happening which
is something is always happening which
is something is always happening which is stupid
is stupid
is stupid as far as freeze feature opinion is
as far as freeze feature opinion is
as far as freeze feature opinion is concerned this time it was commissioned
concerned this time it was commissioned
concerned this time it was commissioned as I spent forward with that okay so my
as I spent forward with that okay so my
as I spent forward with that okay so my next song is really special it kind of
next song is really special it kind of
next song is really special it kind of it’s about my any pet owners at the
it’s about my any pet owners at the
it’s about my any pet owners at the organ is an animal lovers patron just
organ is an animal lovers patron just
organ is an animal lovers patron just give me a cheer like this it’s awesome I
give me a cheer like this it’s awesome I
give me a cheer like this it’s awesome I have a bad right you caught them like
have a bad right you caught them like
have a bad right you caught them like right since they’re a little kid you’re
right since they’re a little kid you’re
right since they’re a little kid you’re taking care of them you feel then you
taking care of them you feel then you
taking care of them you feel then you get you tie them on a leash and they
get you tie them on a leash and they
get you tie them on a leash and they take them out for a walk show them off
take them out for a walk show them off
take them out for a walk show them off the over-engineering mirror you can’t do
the over-engineering mirror you can’t do
the over-engineering mirror you can’t do that with your girlfriend
that with your girlfriend
that with your girlfriend they were apparently but the toughest
they were apparently but the toughest
they were apparently but the toughest part is stopping them from eating their
part is stopping them from eating their
part is stopping them from eating their own
so this song is about my friend and he
so this song is about my friend and he is no longer a normal and I really miss
is no longer a normal and I really miss
is no longer a normal and I really miss him yeah the girls go home
him yeah the girls go home
him yeah the girls go home this always gets me
your backside is tiny and your horns are
your backside is tiny and your horns are big
big
big your orders are shiny and very pink I
your orders are shiny and very pink I
your orders are shiny and very pink I like stroke your beard from start to end
like stroke your beard from start to end
like stroke your beard from start to end it’s the same in length as my
it’s the same in length as my
it’s the same in length as my ex-girlfriend is round the corner it’s a
ex-girlfriend is round the corner it’s a
ex-girlfriend is round the corner it’s a big dramatic part of me I can’t help it
big dramatic part of me I can’t help it
big dramatic part of me I can’t help it I am Islamic I am treating you nice and
I am Islamic I am treating you nice and
I am Islamic I am treating you nice and you often wear too but I chop off your
you often wear too but I chop off your
you often wear too but I chop off your head before you can yell but I need my
head before you can yell but I need my
head before you can yell but I need my biryani my god imagine this is my duty
biryani my god imagine this is my duty
biryani my god imagine this is my duty and yours we cannot stop it there is no
and yours we cannot stop it there is no
and yours we cannot stop it there is no room for loss only profit
thirty days I’ve been starving for you
thirty days I’ve been starving for you when you feast on crops and imported gas
when you feast on crops and imported gas
when you feast on crops and imported gas rules imported cashews from Southie I
rules imported cashews from Southie I
rules imported cashews from Southie I will chop everything in my vision how do
will chop everything in my vision how do
will chop everything in my vision how do you think I got this you are so pretty I
you think I got this you are so pretty I
you think I got this you are so pretty I could just issue a fatwa I just want to
could just issue a fatwa I just want to
could just issue a fatwa I just want to wrap you up in my grandma’s food and hot
wrap you up in my grandma’s food and hot
wrap you up in my grandma’s food and hot dog scream ah shucks that’s why I
dog scream ah shucks that’s why I
dog scream ah shucks that’s why I believe me we are sorted for next year
believe me we are sorted for next year
believe me we are sorted for next year we have your kid
thank you I tried to send this of the
thank you I tried to send this of the beat other like-minded the problem that
beat other like-minded the problem that
beat other like-minded the problem that we had kind of right like shooting the
we had kind of right like shooting the
we had kind of right like shooting the video for the song was we were so scared
video for the song was we were so scared
video for the song was we were so scared we will get a real Gordon so we got all
we will get a real Gordon so we got all
we will get a real Gordon so we got all the animal rights and you know what all
the animal rights and you know what all
the animal rights and you know what all the permissions we had no okay
the permissions we had no okay
the permissions we had no okay Connolly’s forgive the problem we did
Connolly’s forgive the problem we did
Connolly’s forgive the problem we did all that and he caught us really cute
all that and he caught us really cute
all that and he caught us really cute black and white wonderful toward and she
black and white wonderful toward and she
black and white wonderful toward and she was so like 90 cents first of all it was
was so like 90 cents first of all it was
was so like 90 cents first of all it was she that we can either cook songs of
she that we can either cook songs of
she that we can either cook songs of order guys but she was a really pretty
order guys but she was a really pretty
order guys but she was a really pretty cute quote and we asked our line
cute quote and we asked our line
cute quote and we asked our line producer like where did you get the code
producer like where did you get the code
producer like where did you get the code and he’s like a llama go get that code
and he’s like a llama go get that code
and he’s like a llama go get that code randomly in a building in each a casaya
randomly in a building in each a casaya
randomly in a building in each a casaya we bought the code with what the code we
we bought the code with what the code we
we bought the code with what the code we set it free that’s what my line produces
set it free that’s what my line produces
set it free that’s what my line produces is to it and we Bernini’s can’t oh god
is to it and we Bernini’s can’t oh god
is to it and we Bernini’s can’t oh god people are gonna react in a very
people are gonna react in a very
people are gonna react in a very unfavorable way because
unfavorable way because
unfavorable way because the idea was because they say that when
the idea was because they say that when
the idea was because they say that when you have the gold you have to treat it
you have the gold you have to treat it
you have the gold you have to treat it like a pet during during para even you
like a pet during during para even you
like a pet during during para even you know you have to take care of red you
know you have to take care of red you
know you have to take care of red you have to treat it like your own and
have to treat it like your own and
have to treat it like your own and that’s where it kind of came to me like
that’s where it kind of came to me like
that’s where it kind of came to me like Oh what about iron is all about a pet
Oh what about iron is all about a pet
Oh what about iron is all about a pet because even literally letting the
because even literally letting the
because even literally letting the petrol and you can help it
petrol and you can help it
petrol and you can help it so that will stand on the thought
so that will stand on the thought
so that will stand on the thought process and getting the song together
process and getting the song together
process and getting the song together and that’s where the flip happens where
and that’s where the flip happens where
and that’s where the flip happens where you actually realize that oh this is
you actually realize that oh this is
you actually realize that oh this is dignity and you can’t do anything about
dignity and you can’t do anything about
dignity and you can’t do anything about it but you still love it because that’s
it but you still love it because that’s
it but you still love it because that’s the I don’t know when I sounded he
the I don’t know when I sounded he
the I don’t know when I sounded he popular hypocritical to me bang
popular hypocritical to me bang
popular hypocritical to me bang that was my power point way of showing a
that was my power point way of showing a
that was my power point way of showing a purity
so this song kind of did that and we
so this song kind of did that and we ended up assuming something that was
ended up assuming something that was
ended up assuming something that was really dark and stupid at the same time
really dark and stupid at the same time
really dark and stupid at the same time because it’s obvious it’s right in our
because it’s obvious it’s right in our
because it’s obvious it’s right in our face and nobody really bothered
face and nobody really bothered
face and nobody really bothered addressing this and sometimes it support
addressing this and sometimes it support
addressing this and sometimes it support taking care of the obvious moments like
taking care of the obvious moments like
taking care of the obvious moments like it’s there right in front of you you
it’s there right in front of you you
it’s there right in front of you you don’t have to go too far to find
don’t have to go too far to find
don’t have to go too far to find something to write about it could be
something to write about it could be
something to write about it could be right in front of you you’ll be staying
right in front of you you’ll be staying
right in front of you you’ll be staying with right-click right at you what you
with right-click right at you what you
with right-click right at you what you don’t bother you know and that’s where
don’t bother you know and that’s where
don’t bother you know and that’s where you once you make the connection it
you once you make the connection it
you once you make the connection it becomes funny all relatable
becomes funny all relatable
becomes funny all relatable those are my songs thank you so much for
those are my songs thank you so much for
those are my songs thank you so much for inviting me here I’ve really been so
inviting me here I’ve really been so
inviting me here I’ve really been so happy
you can ask me right now and if you’re a
you can ask me right now and if you’re a father unless you want me to be done
father unless you want me to be done
father unless you want me to be done then you can just give me a they grab
then you can just give me a they grab
then you can just give me a they grab some more and I’ll go
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