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wow what an audience but if I’m being
honest I don’t care what you think of my
talk I don’t I care what the internet
thinks of my talk cuz they’re the ones
who get it seen and get it shared and I
think that’s where most people get it
wrong they’re talking to you
here instead of talking to you random
person scrolling Facebook thanks for the
click you see back in 2009 we all had
these weird little things called
attention spans yeah they’re gone
they’re gone we killed him they the dead
I’m trying to think of the last time I
watched an 18 minute TED talk
it’s been years literally years so if
you’re given a TED talk keep it quick
I’m doing mine in under a minute I’m at
44 seconds right now that means we got
time for one final joke why are balloons
so expensive inflation
[Applause]
you
[Applause]
wow what an audience but if I’m being
honest I don’t care what you think of my
talk I don’t I care what the internet
thinks of my talk cuz they’re the ones
who get it seen and get it shared and I
think that’s where most people get it
wrong they’re talking to you
here instead of talking to you random
person scrolling Facebook thanks for the
click you see back in 2009 we all had
these weird little things called
attention spans yeah they’re gone
they’re gone we killed him they the dead
I’m trying to think of the last time I
watched an 18 minute TED talk
it’s been years literally years so if
you’re given a TED talk keep it quick
I’m doing mine in under a minute I’m at
44 seconds right now that means we got
time for one final joke why are balloons
so expensive inflation
[Applause]
you
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