some in the afterlife you relive all
your experiences but this time with the
events reshuffled into a new order all
the moments that share our quality are
grouped together you spend two months
driving the street in front of your
house seven months having sex you sleep
for thirty years without opening your
eyes for five months straight you flip
through magazines while sitting on a
toilet you take all your pain at once
all twenty-seven intense hours of it
bones break cars crash skin is cut
babies are born once you make it through
its agony free for the rest of your
afterlife but that doesn’t mean it’s
always pleasant you spend six days
clipping your nails 15 months looking
for lost items 18 months waiting in line
two years of boredom staring out a bus
window sitting in an airport terminal
one year reading books your eye is hurt
then you itch because you can’t take a
shower until it’s your time to take your
marathon 200 day shower
two weeks wondering what happens when
you die
minute realizing your body is full
77 hours of confusion one hour realizing
you’ve forgotten someone’s name
three weeks realizing you’re wrong two
days lie six weeks waiting for a green
light
seven hours vomiting 14 minutes
experiencing pure joy
three months during laundry 15 hours
writing of signature two days tying
shoelaces 67 days of hard break five
weeks driving lost three days
calculating restaurant tips 51 days
deciding what to wear
nine days pretending you know what is
being talked about two weeks came to
money eighteen days staring into the
refrigerator 34 days longing six months
watching commercials four weeks sitting
in thought wondering if there’s
something better you could be doing with
your time three years swinging food five
days working buttons and zippers
four minutes wondering what your life
would be like if you reshuffle to the
order of events
in this part of the afterlife you
imagine something analogous to your
earthly life and the thought is blissful
a life webisodes are split into tiny
swallowable pieces where moments do not
endure
where one experiences the joy of jumping
from one event to the next like a child
hopping from spot to spot and the
burning sound
you
your experiences but this time with the
events reshuffled into a new order all
the moments that share our quality are
grouped together you spend two months
driving the street in front of your
house seven months having sex you sleep
for thirty years without opening your
eyes for five months straight you flip
through magazines while sitting on a
toilet you take all your pain at once
all twenty-seven intense hours of it
bones break cars crash skin is cut
babies are born once you make it through
its agony free for the rest of your
afterlife but that doesn’t mean it’s
always pleasant you spend six days
clipping your nails 15 months looking
for lost items 18 months waiting in line
two years of boredom staring out a bus
window sitting in an airport terminal
one year reading books your eye is hurt
then you itch because you can’t take a
shower until it’s your time to take your
marathon 200 day shower
two weeks wondering what happens when
you die
minute realizing your body is full
77 hours of confusion one hour realizing
you’ve forgotten someone’s name
three weeks realizing you’re wrong two
days lie six weeks waiting for a green
light
seven hours vomiting 14 minutes
experiencing pure joy
three months during laundry 15 hours
writing of signature two days tying
shoelaces 67 days of hard break five
weeks driving lost three days
calculating restaurant tips 51 days
deciding what to wear
nine days pretending you know what is
being talked about two weeks came to
money eighteen days staring into the
refrigerator 34 days longing six months
watching commercials four weeks sitting
in thought wondering if there’s
something better you could be doing with
your time three years swinging food five
days working buttons and zippers
four minutes wondering what your life
would be like if you reshuffle to the
order of events
in this part of the afterlife you
imagine something analogous to your
earthly life and the thought is blissful
a life webisodes are split into tiny
swallowable pieces where moments do not
endure
where one experiences the joy of jumping
from one event to the next like a child
hopping from spot to spot and the
burning sound
you
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