Surviving 2012: Preparation | National Geographic

gone gone gone still here just a lot
bigger probably gone before 2012 mostly
gone but my house will be fine rice have
tons of rice this is going to be what I
live off of just this stuff I can’t eat
it shop three things I’m gonna hate
about 2012 one of them is losing
probably all my Facebook friends well
dvds & dvrs pretty much all you’re gonna
have is I can be television anymore I’m
certainly not going to see any new
episodes of Dogtown no dog whisperer I’m
a dog whisperer actually dogs you won’t
even be able to get a dog I quit my job
well I didn’t technically quit it and I
gave him a two-year notice but once two
years is up sayonara 2012 what year is
that for the super bowl what super bowl
is uh oh that’s right there won’t be one
this is about a sleep number 24 my usual
is about 45 so clearly have some
adjusting to make I can handle the 24
for you know at least a little bit
post-2012 you’re not able to get sushi I
should come over this guy’s house they
have no idea having to rewatch water
world I think there’s a lot to learn
from that movie and this is the best
spot people say when there’s a tornado
or hurricane get in the bathtub and put
a mattress over you I say well if
there’s a 2012 coming make the bed
become the bathtub