Sue Rides the Subway | Sue in the City

I want to try the subway but a really
tiny baby step I don’t want to go very
far and I’m a checking out where in the
hell do I put it Oh doesn’t it still owe
me dollar oh look at that I thought I’d
owned me money but it gave me something
else new
the hell is that
I got crotch
took a few tries but I got through the
gate for me I’m being I’m asking myself
to go pay money to be shoved in a
sardine can with a bunch of people I
don’t know stand clear of the closing
doors please no Carlos yeah a lot of
people in a little tiny can willingly
that’s the crazy part nothing in Quebec
moves this fast so why did we stop right
I got this
right there encompasses more people than
I see in an entire year
and they’re all in one place going one
direction oh that’s cool
make a good little picture I’m doing a
self that’s gonna do a selfie go hold on
got to get my hair right which way
I just know I’m going to go back home
with bubonic plague but you can’t really
say you’ve been in New York unless
you’ve been on the subway boom