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Shaking With Respect | Going Deep With David Rees: Deleted Scene


Tomoya comma Maura told me she could
teach me how to greet people without
touching at all if your social status is
higher than me I should bow
deeper in America when you shake hands
this is equal right but you’re saying
that you have different right your
social studies in relation to my social
status if you are the very important
person that I’m buying – I cannot oh I
have to out bow so I have to go put a
longer and if I realize that you’re
still buying I have to kind of stay and
then okay I show my respect to you watch
how much hours got you I feel like I’m
gonna knock you or I’m gonna back up
ready let’s do it
it’s nice to see you nice to see you
that’s who wins you consider the bow
superior I think it is good I saw it’s
cleaner
well it’s definitely fun tiny thing it’s
during the flu seasons we Americans we
love jerk like we’re crazy about germs
because America’s secret motto is you’ll
love being sick with our diseases is
there any situation in which the
handshake is superior to the bow if I
see a celebrity I’d rather shake hands
them bowing because I want to kind of
touch this famous person who’s a
celebrity that you would love to I was
thinking of a Mick Jagger yeah I want to
shake hands of maybe hug him more if I’m
allowed I want to kiss him on the cheeks
or whatever instead of how do you do mr.
Mick Jagger that’s boring what about
Keith Richards the guitar player for the
Rolling Stones he’s okay his face has
dramatically changed I’d see got older
so Real Talk I’m the bamboo grove let’s
pretend we’re old friends we haven’t
seen each other in 30 years but we hate
human contact all right nice to see you
hi nice to see you dude do you still
like the Rolling Stones I do
you haven’t changed up let’s show them
what a formal bow between equals looks
like konnichiwa
it’s not that long how long should it
take like this so just about the same
length as a handshake yeah all right now
let’s do one where you I want to show
you respect
right konnichiwa thank you for your
respect
you’re welcome now let’s do one more
this is the last greeting literally
pretend you’re at the airport and I am
Mick Jagger ready lovely my self
forget about Japanese culture all about
British culture
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