Mustache Maintenance – Fan Questions | StarTalk

I’ve never in my life shaved my mustache
I’ve trimmed it but I’ve never a razor
has never touched the my upper lip in my
entire life so two things are true
there’s no hair growth between the
dinner prepared to meditate and the
bottom of my nose
I don’t shave that just doesn’t grow
there right and then it goes like in the
lower half of the lip and so there’s all
the hair right there and so if it gets
too long I just you know just sort of
cut it and I’ve had them this mustache
back ever since when moustaches were in
style some people have accused it as
being in 1970s porn stache porn mustache
because all the porn stars over the era
had mustaches but yeah I just it’s just
little barber scissors just so doesn’t
get all in your mouth and get all mushy
I remember being 14 or 15 sort of
drawing in a mustache or I can get into
x-rated movies this before porn was
completely free on the internet you know
who’s like there’s your only access and
so I try to pretend like I was seventeen
or something even though I was 14 or 15
who knows how real it actually looked to
others I have to believe as an adult
myself that the adult people at the
movie theater they must have known they
just must have known it just laughed
about it later kids always think they
they can outsmart adults and I’m pretty
sure adults just let him think that