Mule Mayhem | Live Free or Die

he’ll come damn it god damn it oh oh oh
damn it god damn Jules
oh no you hold
too much traffic motorcycles bicyclists
everything was too much for the mule and
once he started plunging down that hill
and the jugs were hitting the bushes all
it did was Mon to make him go faster and
he threw me in an aspen tree and lucky I
didn’t get hurt oh man I got a lot of
blood we got a problem
yep yep oh good mule wicked bad that’s a
good one that’s a good one that’s bad
damn it sue bitch god damn it somebody
left the glass water jug in the woods
and my mule ran right over it I got to
get a bandage on there right now hold my
whole little water trip just got ruined
in a heartbeat I’m hoping that that
wound is superficial just a big cut
I’m sorry scope back in the day we
didn’t have all this stuff buzzing
around motorcycles spooking my mule
these mules would have gotten along just
fine in a horse world which was where we
were back then but it is what it is and
we don’t live in the past we live in the
future now and got to get these guys to
acclimate to the modern world that we
live in