If I Only Had a Brain | Duck Quacks Don’t Echo

before we learn who the audience thinks
presented the coolest fact of the night
we’re gonna find out which one of us is
the smartest guy in the room here’s how
this works we each pick a question at
random to be clear none of us have seen
these before we all get to answer I’m
gonna start all right all right I’ll see
what you how this goes in Japan it’s
considered polite to burp during a meal
during I’m you know in certain cultures
it is polite to burp during a meal I
don’t think Japan is one of those South
Jersey families is one of them I know
that that’s where I’m from and that’s
all we do there’s no conversation it’s
just burp burp burp burp burp fart and
then we leave and I’m gonna say falls
the Japanese seem like such a kind of
polite culture and I’ve never heard of
japanese person burger I’m gonna say
true because they’re very secretive and
it’s like well then maybe they don’t
want us to know it but when they’re by
themselves it’s burb crazy false mmm and
China and Korea however the burp can be
taken positive Lee as a sign of
satisfaction oh yes in those countries
up to hold it test 11 yeah all right
burp tastic not good at this game nope
in Thailand to point at someone with
your foot is extremely insulting I mean
it has to be true because there would be
no occasion to point at somebody with
your foot for any other reason you would
never go hey you over there right in
front anyway you wouldn’t say you’re
good-looking no well we wouldn’t but
we’re American yes but you know you
remember in Iraq when that dude threw
his shoe at the president yo huge insult
you growing your coat someone’s a huge
insult yes uh so I’m gonna say yeah
that’s got to be true in Thailand you
say true yeah boss I’m gonna say true
cuz those ties oh they getting some
crazy wacky stuff ever been to the
Bangkok it’s all I’m saying