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Full Speech: Jim Carrey’s Commencement Address at the 2014 MUM Graduation (EN, FR, ES, RU, GR,…)


*applause*
Welcome to Jim Carrey gave us a lecture
Jim Carrey is the funniest man on the planet
He is a legendary comic genius
Author Jim Carrey is a profound children’s books
A man full of intense compassion
Jim Carrey made a great contribution to a better world.
Let us welcome the great Jim Carrey
*applause*
Thank you.
*applause*
You do this so what?
I was going brewing for a while yet
You can put the time in post-production for an extended period, right? To make it look longer.
Xie Xie Beiwen.
thank you all.
thank you very much
*applause*
I brought my a picture to show you today.
I hope you can see.
*laughter*
This is not one of my big, so you might want to move down front
Get it look great.
College,
Parents, friends, dignified guests,
2014 graduation class,
*applause*
And all the dead baseball players appeared in corn with us today.
* Laughter and applause *
After the harvest, there is no place to hide for them too.
Field is empty.
There is no cover there.
*laughter*
I am here today planted the seed,
This will energize your life seeds advance
With a warm heart and a clear sense of integrity
The problem is that the seed will have the opportunity to take root
Or I will be sued Monsanto
*laughter*
And forced to use their descendants?
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This may not be
Ayurveda completely.
*laughter*
Forgive me if I seem a little low energy tonight,
Today, whether that is.
*laughter*
I slept with my head to the north last night.
*laughter*
, Oh Oh man
My God
How do you know this is the right child?
*laughter*
Yes
I woke up in the middle of PITA.
I can not go back to sleep until around titanium forces launched
Crazy
*applause*
The Wooo!
* Jim Carrey noise *
But I did not go crazy, you know.
I use this time
Eat a big meal,
*laughter*
And others fire special connection.
*laughter*
Because life does not happen to you,
It happened to you.
How do I know it?
I do not know, but I do the voice, which is the most important thing.
This is what I do here.
Sometimes I think this is really the only important thing.
You know, it’s just to let them know we are here,
Remind each other that we are a part of a larger self.
I used to think Jim Carrey is all I have.
In flashing lights. It will shadow dancing.
Great undisguised thing you can name.
*laughter*
Looking for shelter caves and fox hole.
Air-raid shelter in a hurry.
He targeted the mirror to find the shooter.
Only my own arrows injured.
Begging to be enslaved.
I begged chains
Deceived desire
And trip
in heaven.
*applause*
I can get a God?
*Amen*
*applause*
You did not think I could be as serious, right?
I do not think you understand who you’re dealing with.
*laughter*
I do not have any restrictions.
*laughter*
*applause*
I can not be contained because of my container.
*applause*
You can not include a man vessel!
You can not include the container.
I used to think who I am
At the edge of the end of my skin.
I’ve given this so-called little vehicle body
Writing from experience.
Although I could not ask for a sportier model.
*laughter*
After all this is a Loan
And they will have to return
*laughter*
Later I learned that everything outside the car is a part of me.
Now I drive a convertible.
*laughter*
*applause*
He is the man!
Top down, wind in my hair.
*applause*
Alas!
I was elated, really, really, really excited to be present and fully connected
You in your journey this important moment
I hope you are ready to open the roof
And take the body.
*be quiet*
Well, four years.
*laughter*
They are obviously not ready.
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Luo uh,
I want to thank the trustees,
Administrator, MUM Faculty
Ideal for creating educational institutions Maharishi’s worth.
Taught by local knowledge and experience.
The necessary knowledge and experience in the production of life
As well as the students through Transcendental Meditation,
The ancient Vedic knowledge,
Slack, twice a day for half an hour.
*applause*
Do not think you’re lying to me.
But I think it has some benefits.
It allows you to distinguish between who you really are and what is real
From the story running through your head.
You give them a
The ability to take the mining carefully set decoration behind
And you see so plan to eat a huge difference between your dog’s heart
And the actual dog will eat you.
*laughter*
This may sound like no big deal, but many never learned to distinguish.
*laughter*
And their lives are lived in a big fight or flight response.
I would also like to thank you for the wonderful parents.
Way to go!
*applause*
What a wonderful work
You do
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For your tireless dedication, your love, your support.
The most important concern, you pay your child.
I have a saying: “Look out, because they will eventually hurt themselves unloved
Or me. “
*laughter*
But when I see this group here,
You know, I feel very safe.
*laughter*
I do.
*applause*
I just would say:
My room was not locked.
My room was not locked.
No doubt some people will turn out to be a liar.
*laughter*
But you know what white-collar workers,
Wall Street this type of thing,
You know.
Crime committed and self-esteem.
*laughter*
Dongdong’s parents still proud
In a strange way.
And to the graduating class
2017,
Minus three.
*laughter*
Accor did not let me finish.
*laughter*
Congratulations!
Yes!
Give yourself a round of applause, thank you.
*applause*
You are the vanguard of knowledge and awareness,
In a new wave of possibilities ocean.
On the other side of that door there is a world
Hungry new ideas and new leadership. I’ve been there for 30 years.
She was a wildcat!
*laughter*
Oh, she would rub up against the legs and purr, until you pick her up, and began to touch her.
Then, out of nowhere, she’ll beat your face!
*laughter*
It can be rough in there.
But that’s okay, because they are soft ice cream,
*laughter*
And sprinkle.
I think this is what I really want to say here today.
Sometimes, it can eat you feel.
*laughter*
Now fear
The player is your life
How much you get to be.
You can spend a lifetime to imagine ghosts,
Worried about the future of the way, but they will always be there
What is happening here in our decision at this moment
It is headquartered in love or fear.
So many of us choose our path out of fear disguised as practicality.
We really want can not seem out of reach
The ridiculous expectations, so we never dared to ask the universe.
I say, I say you can ask the universe to prove it.
please!
*applause*
If it does not happen, you immediately
This is simply because the universe is so busy fulfilling my order.
*laughter*
Party size!
My father would have been a great comedian, but he did not think it was possible for him.
So he made a conservative choice instead.
He got a job as an accountant security, when I was 12 years old
Let him go from job security. And our family do whatever we can to survive.
I learned a lot of lessons from my father
Not the most important thing is that you can you do not want failure
So you might as well do the things they like to take the opportunity.
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It’s not that he taught me, though unique. You know.
I looked at the influence of my father’s love and humor
And how it changed the world around me, I want this thing to do.
This is something worth my time. Not long before I started acting
You know, people will come to the house
They will be greeted by a seven-year-old threw himself down a large flight of stairs.
They will say: What? I would say, I do not know let’s check the replay.
I will come back to the stairs and down in slow motion.
* Jim Carrey noise *
This is a very strange family.
My father used to brag, I was not a ham. I’m a whole pig.
*laughter*
He treated my talent
As if this is his second chance.
When I was about 28, after ten years as a professional comedian, I realized one night in Los Angeles
The purpose of my life has been a free people’s attention,
Just like my dad.
When I realized this, I dubbed my new dedication:
“Free Church from a focus on” FFC church.
*applause*
I threw himself into the ministry. You are Shane?
How will you serve the world?
What they need, your talent can provide?
This is what you have to figure out.
As someone who is doing what you want to do,
I can tell you from experience, your influence on others
It is the most valuable currency exists.
*applause*
Because you get everything rotten in your life fall apart
And what’s in your heart all you will want to leave Yes.
I chose a free man,
I chose the free people’s attention so I went to the top.
You see where I am. Look what I can do.
No matter where I go, because I would get when I entered this sport
It really is remarkable to me. I did something to make
The people present their best of themselves to me wherever I go.
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I’m at the top of the mountain, and I’m the only thing I have not yet been released
Is my own, and this is when my search for identity deepened.
I do not know who I would be without my fame,
Who I would be if I say things that people do not want to hear
Or, if I ignore their expectations of me.
If I have a party without my carnival mask
He refused to flash my breasts beads one?
I’ll give you a moment to destroy that image in your mind.
But you are so ahead of the game.
You already know who you are.
And this one, this one is the
Ranging beyond personality, beyond the feeling of others, beyond the invention and camouflage,
Even beyond their own efforts.
You can join the game, to fight wars, with all the tables you want to play
But to find true peace, you have to let go of the armor.
You need acceptance can make you invisible in this world.
Do not let anything stand in the way of this form of illumination.
Risk is considered in all its glory.
*applause*
It is not big enough.
The painting is a big reason.
This is called high visibility.
It’s about picking up light, not to be seen.
The following is a tricky part, each are attracted to light.
In the top of the party who think that accommodate up unconscious is a blessing
And always empty your offer from the bottle to drink.
Pain below her,
Contempt of light, when you do well can not stand,
I wish you only the worst.
Queen of diamonds in his
The king needs to build her a house of cards.
And a hollow bottom will fall clinging to your legs, say please do not leave me behind
Because I have given up their own.
Even those closest to you most in love with, who you are
It is your favorite person in the world,
The definition found sometimes face.
The picture I have spent thousands of hours to complete.
When I ended up.
*applause*
Thank you.
Thousands of hours. Yes.
I’ll never get them back.
I’ll never get them back.
I worked for so long.
I was alone in scaffolding weeks like a madman
When I finish one of my friends said:
It would be a cool black light painting.
*laughter*
So, I began.
*laughter*
*applause*
WOOO!
Welcome to Burning Man.
Some very crazy characters until there
But better there than here. You know.
Painting is one of the ways. Thank you.
Painting is my break loose from one of the methods concerned,
Stop the world through a comprehensive psychological, mental and physical participatory approach.
But even with that comes the feeling of the sacred is not satisfied, because in the end
We are not the incarnation of our creation. We are not in the film picture.
We are light shines through.
Everything is just smoke and mirrors, distracted and not really attractive.
I always say, I want people to realize their dreams of wealth and fame all
So that they can see, this is not where you are going to find that you feel complete.
Like many of you
I’m worried about going out into the world and do something bigger than me.
Until someone smarter than me made me realize
What’s bigger than themselves.
*applause*
My soul is not included within the limits of my body.
My body is contained within the infinite nature of my soul.
A unified field!
*applause*
Nothing a unified field,
Dancing no particular reason,
Perhaps in addition to comfort and entertainment itself.
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As this shift occurs, you, you will not feel the world, you will be feeling it, you will be embracing it.
Now I’m always at the beginning.
I have a reset button.
I took the button constantly.
Once the function button in your life there is no story, the mind can create
It would be as compelling. Imagine the scene are always Manufacturing
Good and bad self and trying to get you in the mind of multiple complex trapped.
*applause*
Our eyes are not the audience, they projector
Run in the picture second story
We see all the time in front of us. The fear is that scripting
And work is entitled “I will always be enough.”
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You have to look at people like me, he said:
How can we hope to achieve these somewhat highly Jim?
How can we make a picture of our house is too big?
How do you fly so high there is no special breathing apparatus?
This is the voice of self
If you listen to it
There will always be people who do better than you.
No matter what you get, self will not let you rest.
It will tell you that you can not stop until you have left an indelible mark on the Earth
Until you have achieved immortality.
How difficult is this self, it will tempt us to
And promised things we already have.
*applause*
and so,
I just want you to relax.
You know.
This is my job.
Relax and dream of a better life.
I was in second grade there is a substitute teacher from Ireland
This tells me that the class morning prayer, when what she wanted when,
Of all the things she pray
And promised something in return, and she always gets what she wants.
I sat in the back of the classroom, you know, like, well,
My family can not afford to buy a bike, you know.
So, I went home, I pray it, I promise, I will recite every night roses in exchange.
Break it. Breaking the commitment.
But two weeks later, I came home from school found a banana seat bike brand-new Mustang
And Easy Rider handlebars. Yes.
*applause*
From fool to cool!
My family told me that I had won the lottery of my friends bike
Has entered my name, no I do not have any knowledge.
So this type of thing has happened to me so far.
As far as I can tell it just let the universe know what you want
And work towards it, and how it is going to pass.
*Yay*
*applause*
Your job is not to figure out how to do it is going to happen you
But open the door in your head
When the door is opened only in real life, walk through.
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If you miss a clue, because there is always a door open is not assured.
They get out when I say life does not happen to you
It happened to you, I really do not know if this is true.
I just make a conscious choice to perceive the challenge, useful things
So I can deal with them in the most effective way.
You will come up with their own style.
This is part of the fun.
Oh, why not take the opportunity to faith do?
*applause*
Confidence to seize the opportunity, rather than religion,
But faith, not hope, but confidence.
I do not believe in hope. Hope is a beggar.
Hope and confidence through fire across it.
*applause*
Are you willing and able
Do beautiful things in this world, you walk through the door today
You will only ever have two options:
Love or fear.
Choose to love, never let fear take your cute for your heart.
thank you very much.
Jae Master Development
I am very honored.
Thank you.
*applause*
I love you.
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