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Trump English


I’m Donald Trump and you’re honored
today to be learning English with Donald
Trump I went to an Ivy League school
very highly educated okay very highly
educated and I have the best words the
best words okay this lesson is going to
be huge
if you want to stay in this great
country then you have to speak good like
Trump okay my favorite where the best
word Bigley like Hillary Clinton you
could say greatly or in a big way but if
you want to speak good like Donald Trump
say bigger e and this is the best adverb
well maybe not the best advert with the
second best the best adverb greatest one
ever big-league okay beegley sounds like
big li but it’s not a big li big late
and no one else uses it and I don’t know
why that I’m using big Lee
I use it all my kids use it especially
Ivanka you love Ivanka so if you want to
speak good like Donald Trump use big Li
big-league as your main adverbs for
example mr. Trump you’re amazing I hear
this all the time well then time and I
say I know I know and I’m gonna win be
great
everyone knows that I have a very good
brain and I can say that I can say that
because good is an adjective and
everyone knows the adjectives describe
nouns they describe nouns they do that
here very well and Hillary Clinton wants
you to believe that adjectives do not
describe verbs
she thinks adverbs do I hate to tell you
this but Hillary Clinton does not have a
good brain she doesn’t speak good she
doesn’t write good she’s not the
smartest guy like I am nice be good
you’re hired
they speak well you’re fired if you ever
wanted more evidence that I have a good
brain it’s that I know this next word
okay braggadocious and I don’t say that
to be braggadocious and to be
braggadocious means to boast or brag
about yourself in an arrogant way okay
and I’m not arrogant I’m hot
ask Sean Hannity some people argue that
braggadocio is a better word which is a
noun but I can assure you the Donald
Trump does not speak braggadocious an a
which is the word look at that or with
braggadocio Oh braggadocio
I know it’s Italian nothing against
Italians great pizza great pizza and
nothing at the Italians just the
Mexicans for example I would never say
that I have a big thingy and I would
never say that I’m smart for not paying
my taxes I could but I won’t
that’s braggadocious and don’t get me
started on taxes that brings us to our
next word great word squander if Donald
J Trump paid his taxes the would be
squandered would be squandered they
would splatter squander it down but what
does that mean it means that would spend
their money in a wasteful way
for example I have never squandered
money and I spend my money big right I
buy go toilets best go toilets I send my
kids to Africa I hunt animals and I put
tons of money great money beauty
pageants and our last word of the day
temperament I know I have the best
temperament but honestly I didn’t know
what this word meant until one month ago
when the best people told me that
temperament means it means keeping
yourself composed crooked Hillary can
keep herself compose she doesn’t have a
good temperament only Donald J Trump has
the best temperament for the presidency
okay believe me I do
believe me she wouldn’t even suggest
that someone assassinate me that’s weak
she’s so weak folks she’s so weak if the
rhenium chips can there are military
ships she would hesitate would hesitate
to blow them out of the water not Donald
J Trump with my temperament we would
blow them out of the water I’m not sure
that word means what I think it means
congratulations you just learn English
with Donald Trump and from Trump Tower
in New York I wish you good evening they
should be replaced by F’s so thank you
thank you
Thursday Thursday nothing nothing
when you’re looking through dictionaries
and you see those funny symbols that’s
what these are say it again
are now put it sound at the end of it
are together art
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