hello can I help you either doctor
doctor yes I I am a doctor yes would you
like to come over and sit down here tell
me what your troubles are okay
ah how can I help you um well so I was
playing rugby yesterday rugby right
rough game
why hit some pretty hard and my shoulder
came out I think it’s dislocated
I hurt my hand I can’t move it I think
it’s broken right now so twisted my
ankle a lot and now what’s now swollen I
think it’s sprained right are your hand
may just be fractured no I think it
feels like a full break it have a look
it’s does it hurt
Wow I had to check um I might try an ice
cube on it to see if that makes any
difference if not I may need to amputate
we’ll try this out and doesn’t actually
make a lot of difference it’s not
helping right now I’m gonna have to
perform surgery and remove the pain are
you even a real doctor yes of course I
am I’ve got a piece of doctor paper here
we mean a degree well whatever it is see
what I mean so a bar board and official
so surgery’s my only option
yeah amputation remove from the wrist
the the hand yes it won’t hurt don’t
worry I’ll use plenty of Anna’s Anna
stayed anastasiya and anesthetic
anesthetic yes plenty of anesthetic so
you won’t feel much at all really okay
yeah okay so if you’d like to wait
outside in the waiting room okay okay
thanks thanks doctor you’re most welcome
I’ll see you in a bit okay
okay so what’s troubling you
well week I’ve been I’ve been pooing
quite a bit about every five minutes up
who I it comes out like coffee and I’ve
had awful diarrhea Oh God that is really
gross did you do you have to tell me
that well you are a doctor aren’t ya I
am a doctor yes but that’s disgusting I
didn’t need to know that it actually
could be food poisoning have you been
eating anything unusable yes I’ve been
looking a lot of things like toilet
handles toilet seats toilet seat – any
particular reason because I read that
keyboards have more bacteria on them
than toilet seats it’s correct wait
outside would you in the reception area
I’ll deal with you later
thanks doctor yes
right
so Jesus everything all right
now the last week I’ve been quite ill
I’ve had it I think it’s a cold
my head hurts a lot I have a headache my
throat hurts awfully to have a sore
throat glands quite swelling good so you
have a bit of a sore throat do you yes
yes it’s rather painful
let’s have a look at your tongue there’s
a new one solution to this antibiotics
they’re gonna have to amputate yeah so
we do wait out in reception area the
receptionist will book you in okay yeah
so comfortable no I thought we have got
I’ve been shot shot a someone shot me
you know well you can see the wound it’s
quite big yes it is a bit well that’s a
shame bleeding a lot
right right well right well we’re going
to have to that could very easily get
infected see I’ve just infected it look
pass it’s infected
all right so what do we do well you’re
going to have to wait outside in the
reception area and I’ll see if I can
make arrangements for you okay thank you
doctor bloody weird as I’ve had in today
doctor yes I I am a doctor yes would you
like to come over and sit down here tell
me what your troubles are okay
ah how can I help you um well so I was
playing rugby yesterday rugby right
rough game
why hit some pretty hard and my shoulder
came out I think it’s dislocated
I hurt my hand I can’t move it I think
it’s broken right now so twisted my
ankle a lot and now what’s now swollen I
think it’s sprained right are your hand
may just be fractured no I think it
feels like a full break it have a look
it’s does it hurt
Wow I had to check um I might try an ice
cube on it to see if that makes any
difference if not I may need to amputate
we’ll try this out and doesn’t actually
make a lot of difference it’s not
helping right now I’m gonna have to
perform surgery and remove the pain are
you even a real doctor yes of course I
am I’ve got a piece of doctor paper here
we mean a degree well whatever it is see
what I mean so a bar board and official
so surgery’s my only option
yeah amputation remove from the wrist
the the hand yes it won’t hurt don’t
worry I’ll use plenty of Anna’s Anna
stayed anastasiya and anesthetic
anesthetic yes plenty of anesthetic so
you won’t feel much at all really okay
yeah okay so if you’d like to wait
outside in the waiting room okay okay
thanks thanks doctor you’re most welcome
I’ll see you in a bit okay
okay so what’s troubling you
well week I’ve been I’ve been pooing
quite a bit about every five minutes up
who I it comes out like coffee and I’ve
had awful diarrhea Oh God that is really
gross did you do you have to tell me
that well you are a doctor aren’t ya I
am a doctor yes but that’s disgusting I
didn’t need to know that it actually
could be food poisoning have you been
eating anything unusable yes I’ve been
looking a lot of things like toilet
handles toilet seats toilet seat – any
particular reason because I read that
keyboards have more bacteria on them
than toilet seats it’s correct wait
outside would you in the reception area
I’ll deal with you later
thanks doctor yes
right
so Jesus everything all right
now the last week I’ve been quite ill
I’ve had it I think it’s a cold
my head hurts a lot I have a headache my
throat hurts awfully to have a sore
throat glands quite swelling good so you
have a bit of a sore throat do you yes
yes it’s rather painful
let’s have a look at your tongue there’s
a new one solution to this antibiotics
they’re gonna have to amputate yeah so
we do wait out in reception area the
receptionist will book you in okay yeah
so comfortable no I thought we have got
I’ve been shot shot a someone shot me
you know well you can see the wound it’s
quite big yes it is a bit well that’s a
shame bleeding a lot
right right well right well we’re going
to have to that could very easily get
infected see I’ve just infected it look
pass it’s infected
all right so what do we do well you’re
going to have to wait outside in the
reception area and I’ll see if I can
make arrangements for you okay thank you
doctor bloody weird as I’ve had in today
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