Learn English – Drinking Vocabulary

hi today we’re doing drinking vocabulary
and the wonderful things it does to your
body your lesson starts now let’s get
drunk Cheers
so the levels are being drunk first
they’re sober you haven’t had anything
strength or maybe you have but you don’t
feel anything yet this is probably the
most boring part of the night I don’t
want to drink too much tonight after one
or two drinks you’re feeling it
things get generally happier and you
want to dance but maybe just one more
drink and then you’ll be ready all right
I have another one then but that’s it
after two or three drinks you’re tipsy
or your bust will you marry everything
is not as clear as it was five minutes
ago everything seems like a good idea
and your friends become best friends
ah this music is so good you are the
best friend no no no no you’re my best
friend
Oh next you drunk pissed or mullard at
this stage things become blurry you
start texting old girlfriends and you
try to flirt with everyone at the bar
hmm the worst you can be while drinking
is wasted shit-faced or hammered all
your body’s muscles are relaxed so two
things will happen one you say whatever
comes into your head with no filter dude
I’m sure my cat hates me and to standing
or walking is almost impossible so
sitting or lying down is the best option
and of course your memory goes away so
in this case you are blacked out and of
course the morning after when you feel
terrible in the morning that’s what we
call a hangover you can say this in two
ways ah I am so hungover oh ah I have
such a bad hangover
I believe I finished
this is John speaking how can I help
imagine you’re a customer and you’ve
bought something from a company make a
table make a monkey cage where is do
just sucker no no no no no no you can’t
say that it’s football