How to say different hairstyles in English! – Learn English

hey there friend do you have a receding
hairline by that I mean are you losing
hair from the front by that I mean
you’re going bald by that I mean you
look like you live at home with your mum
with your 15 cats you live in the
basement you have nothing to do you have
no friends you never see anyone no one
likes you introducing William Williams
hair style cutter thingy try different
styles in a matter of minutes such as
the ponytail the Mohawk side party the
fridge not fridge never fridge
slicked back
so forget the days of comb-overs
coloring or dyeing your hair like a
loose with William Williams head with
William Williams hairstyle cuz it ve you
can relive the nineties with the
undercutting hot date tonight
why not pigtails want to look like a
high school photo ego with curtains
otherwise known as a center party
getting married to your cousin or how
about just a shaved head otherwise known
as a skinhead warning does not work if
you’re already bought get your hairstyle
patter thingy from William Williams
today call now you won’t regret it