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My Drunk Kitchen’s Christmas Cake Chaos


hey foodtube it’s me Hannah Hart host of
the most excellent cooking program
online my drunk kitchen I mean Jamie
Oliver’s kitchen because he invited me
to his Christmas party and the key to
getting through any Christmas party is
to drink profusely at the start of it
mulled wine oh no oh God Jamie’s cake
this is how you make friends
everything is good okay I took a picture
of it before this look about the same Oh
No so now that you’ve ruined Christmas
and potentially the Christmas party and
arguably your blossoming friendship with
one Jamie Oliver it’s time to try and
save the day so how do we make a
Christmas cake step 1 find some
conveniently-placed brandied fruit add a
little more brandy as a coping mechanism
hmm maybe add some to the fruit mmm the
next step is to add some butter and
flour sugar brown sugar why are you in
this jar I’m pre-measured pre-measured
pre-measured yeah boop boop here’s a
handy-dandy one-handed egg cracking
trick Wow the trick is I tricked you
into watching and believing oh no
appetizing now it’s time to add treacle
looks like Vegemite tastes like regret
whoa just a little drizzle Oh beating it
remember it takes an hour to bake this
cake and Jamie’s gonna be here as far as
I know any second so don’t dilly-dally
add your dry ingredients it’s got a dry
finish flour make spices Oh sift
baking powder
uh put it in did I say put it in or put
it in you’ll never know lay it flat you
think the tools God gave you
what does I call them hands a doing
great or terribly I mean really it’s all
about perspective now put it in the oven
for an hour at 350 or 180 I don’t know
countries are weird how do you know this
is just gonna catch fire mm-hmm more
drinks mmm jamie oliver’s foodtube yeah
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third trimester Bing time’s up
this looks delicious what cake tada good
as new
icing whoa oh whoa
why use water when you can have wine I
think Jesus said that happy Christmas
where’s more wine hmm
take your cake put it near your face
take your icing and then really rethink
your plan add more icing sugar using
what I call hand sifting this looks
basically coho lessons-learned
great crack on Oh
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