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Cooking in my pants with My Virgin Kitchen


welcome to my virgin kitchen on the
jamie oliver youtube channel hi how’s it
going today i’m going to be doing a
little bit of an experiment i’m going to
try to see if we can cook using our body
heat this is cooking in my pants ah
there’s a place in your house where it’s
cool to chill get some me time or even
cook a meal it’s the kitchen mofo in a
time to slack to just grab yourself a
penny and this work that s it is scared
of this place a no need to bother just
lay down your weapons and pick up
another okay so let’s get started I’ve
already made my wraps which I here as
you can see basically the first one was
a tuna melt 1 i’ve got some tuna
mayonnaise mix together in a bowl
chucked it folded in like an envelope
thing with a wrap wrapped in tin foil
once and i gave it a nice courtesy layer
in cling film to do an anti sweat layer
okay then I’ll get the same like a sweet
version i just got some chocolate chips
in there sand then tell us some oreo
bits and some marshmallow fluff did
exactly the same and i even put a funky
orangie nipply bit on it as well it
makes you look like a boob just so i
know that’s the sweet one and this is
the savory one so this one came about
when i was doing a half marathon in
wells other week I was actually going to
do it there but the weather was terrible
and I had this weird vision I’ll be
running along this mass event with 3,000
people and with sudden this like four
pack fools out of my behind so yeah
we’re going to cook two ways we’re going
to do one in a hat this is a new york ha
so anyone else out there is like my god
you crazy son of up don’t worry about it
it’s just that I happen to have and you
know I love you all love you all I more
importantly cooking in my pants I’ve got
myself a three-layer cooking system here
my my boxer shorts which is going yeah
it clean is good and then it got these
really really tight cycling shorts and
in my normal shorts with a real like
tight in a layer inside them so
hopefully I’m gonna shove the foil pack
down there and the heat that I generate
down there on my head we’ll just warm it
through melt the cheese in there in a
bit and melt the chocolate you know
chocolate pack that’s what when they
call it chocolate pack so uh let’s get
going oh I just want to say I went out
and tried it a little bit earlier
without the clink
and the reason that’s there is to make
it stop sounding like a reindeer running
like it’s Christmas run up and down my
street got a little bit of a sore bum
and yeah don’t recommend right-ho then
so I’m ready to go and I’ve got my three
layer system i got my shorts my cycling
shorts and the boxes are right up there
the tightest boxer shorts on every woman
I feel like talking oh my god is really
tired so the pack is in there right now
it’s nice and snug and I’m liking it so
yeah here is a dramatic reenactment of
that because this is not a porn film so
what I’m left with is my hat like so and
my rappy bit so I’m just going to shove
it in there get it on my head now
obvious it’s going to stick up quite a
bit like that first of all but just you
strap at the back so it’s nice and
secure as long as you’re not running
like that act like you’re a mosh pit
that should be okay so uh wow that’s a
high hat let’s just see how it goes only
about six nath miles cuz I’m unfit lazy
Belmond right so I’m going out and I’m
leaving the virgin kitchen or hardly
ever used a virgin kitchen so see late
May going out mate that what you what
you being sneaky for daddy’s going out
cooking ok I’ve got foil and my hat and
in my pants is that ok with you you want
to taste some when I’m finished
righty-ho so I’m about two and a half
miles into my run in the woods actually
Wales over there if you look far enough
it’s amazing number of runners
understand though running pasco morning
how are you oh yeah yeah um I’m cooking
and also it’s wicks I’m carrying a
camera case and one’s got water bottles
they’re so proud so uh I keep running
well for miles to go my bums feeling
sweaty look at a smaller fish right how
I’ve lit she just had the stop another
half mile on because the four packet in
my butt area slid down it was at the top
of my back so I’ll area slow down right
to the area between your Hank any Frank
you know the huge the perineum whatever
you want to call that and it’s hot and
warm down there
going anywhere near that bit the cling
film ain’t gonna do its job there so
I’ll put it back up and I’ll be running
here ok another awkward moment you see
those people just there this had a doll
candy choice Nick my but I couldn’t
capture on camera but uh they’ve gone
now and the dog was smelly but there’s
until I’ve made it to the beach now and
I’m bad a turnaround but check this out
if you’re expecting like I’m at beach in
California with the muscle beach you’re
not going to get it you imagine David
house off you stop with people like me
so I’m just SAT here to myself as
thinking I’m looking at other people
look at these people there to stroll on
the water and maybe they are cooking in
their pants too maybe there’s a whole
phenomenon people cooking in enhance I
don’t know start talking minutes okay so
i’m bout to head back I’m really out of
breath oh I leave it one last big push
to turn that temperature up to the max
in my bubble my hat rather guys I just
got home I’m really hot in the face and
I am definitely gonna have a shower I
know what that dog was smelling right
now so let’s take the half Wow check the
shape on that but as it’s warm it’s
definitely warm it’s very important that
the cling film is airtight as well boys
doing anything I sweat going in there
and that is not smelling good so that’s
my hat one done but I with me one minute
okay and that’s most together as well
that’s the sweet one that you can see
that the red dot has sought perished
there and my bumpers pulling out red
marker on it let’s get these wraps off
and see what the wraps inside tastes
like plain films off now we get the foil
off here we go oh my goodness it is
really proper squish here guys haha wait
look at that amazing is almost what I
know it almost it hasn’t sealed it as
well like a proper wrap look at that
cool that’s my favori let’s get my
pudding more off as well there we go
absolutely wicked it’s all sealed in
there I’m fingers crossed hoping that
it’s all melted there it’s definitely
still together so there’s no no messy
stuff getting out so slice these open
now look there’s my dessert you won the
one that was in my bum so I see the
chocolate is all fused together there
the marshmallow fluff merging it amazing
can’t wait to taste that and the cheesy
one and this one
it’s all melted see that would have over
there that is what I’m after I don’t
taste it right now Oh remember if you
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reply Daniel trial and fly to and now
yeah let’s have a little taste let’s
start with the savory first of all still
warm I lemony agenda and pepper I put
now there’s warm it’s literally like
it’s just come out of a total my
goodness and now it’s time for some
dessert my chocolate surprise thing
either now just Chuck the loaded an
Italian bluff in there and biscuits and
chocolate let’s go oh my goodness that
is a figure little Finn both cook it in
your pants there’s a future so why not
when your next when your commute to work
driver may be walking somewhere I don’t
know riding your bike cooking your pants
you better go if I can do this
absolutely anyone in the world can my
not wanting I’ll go get yourself let me
know how you get on especially being a
hot countries I’ll see you again next
time
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