hi my name’s Barry and I run a cooking
show called my virgin kitchen hi my name
is buzz I’m a construction company
called my virgin kitchen this was
started when I wanted to ord my little
girl for being such a good girl hey
Phoebe
you know you’ve been such a good girl
for daddy if I keep buying you any
present in a whole wide world to say
thank you what would it be a girl’s ass
times are hard right now so I couldn’t
afford a doghouse so I came up with an
idea yeah I had the call from Barry he
told me about his dilemma the price came
through and I was surprised by the cost
it was cheap it’s good you know I had
the calculator and all the professional
books to hand but it was my first job I
already done it for free to be honest we
agreed on a deal and he started the next
day which was kind of weird because he
told me he was really really busy at the
moment
then the builder’s cake was born started
off with a cement mixer in the kitchen
to make me a cake batter I added butter
and a good amount of sugar then it was
all going in there you know your milk
eggs flour all different techniques of
way to chuck it in eggs whirling around
loving it for the record I’ve never made
a cake this way and I probably wouldn’t
recommend it to anyone else but to be
honest I wasn’t paying for it once it
had mixed to a good level and it was a
good level I scoop the batter out ready
for baking it was at this point I got a
little bit concerned as I found a box of
pre-made cakes in the corner of the
kitchen I took a photo of it for
evidence I pride myself in only the
freshest baking while I was waiting for
the cakes to bake I worked my way to the
pink cream filling whisking together
butter milk sugar and of course pink
food coloring I got quite excited join
this bit and it worked really really
nice the power between my legs was good
I tried to keep a clean kitchen at all
times
he was extremely untidy I even caught a
little glimpse of a builder’s bum when
he was laying high stools I started with
a pink base for the car
spreading it evenly very very good with
that yeah then I would cut up the cakes
as they baked and always had to wait for
each one to bake which increase the
final cost substantially these would be
built up layer by layer adjusting by
necessary adding the cream you know it
was uh it was quite a tough task
I was flour I caught him sleeping in his
car any tricky corners could be adjusted
with a knife until the top was reached
with the excess filling a smooth finish
was left on the top and I lifted it up
to form a pink wallpaper inside sort of
added bonus for free free charge I’m
good I’m good I then sprinkled coconut
on the base to form a coconut carpet
you’re watching my virgin kitchen on the
jamie oliver youtube channel subscribe
to both karen watching thursday I don’t
rented the outside of the building with
chocolate cream made exactly the same
way as the pink no he didn’t it was
bought from a supermarket
I saw the labels myself in my business
this made the final appearance
breathtaking it looked like a chocolate
wall and it wasn’t level the roof was
tricky but very tricky
I used wafer marshmallows as supports
wedge to the inside walls to cling
initially and holds the ball I then
drilled holes into chocolate rolls
bolted together with special chocolate
bolts to act as a support on the roof at
this stage I knew he’d be tough with the
final result was starting to look
terrible
after the pitching the roof up with the
wafers I gave him a little courtesy lip
just to hold him in place a little
longer I sprinkled some pink sprinkles
around the edge and then I began to soar
up the Swiss roll the Swiss roll was
really for visual pleasure moving on to
the window is by chiseling out a bit of
cake I was there that was good fun
chiseling now obviously lost a little
bit of support on that front wall I
filled that in with some jelly or if
you’re an American you call out yellow
fill that right in there
the door was simply a bar of chocolate
and I’ve decided to give the windows a
next a little bit protection by sealing
it with some marshmallow fluff and the
build escape was born I prided myself on
my professionalism and a job well done
it was awful the walls weren’t straight
and to top it off I caught him win in my
back garden my only hope was that Phoebe
wouldn’t notice
badly it was put together with it maybe
you know one day could accidentally
break I’ve not heard from berries since
doing the cake but I hope to and have
they’re giving good references as I’m a
little short of work at the moment I’ll
never use them again I’m actually
talking to a lawyer about legal
proceedings well in fact I’ve not had
any other job since perhaps it was the
final cost came in double the price but
you know I’m a working man like anyone
else God put bread on the table it came
in at double the price in his words but
extra work I don’t know if there was a
pun intended I wasn’t happy when I was I
supposed to know I need more eggs I try
to put it in the crow a little different
by putting an egg pun in there I live my
lesson I just hope that no one else
falls into this trap it’s been a really
hard time and I’m just glad that my
child is forgiving me
you
show called my virgin kitchen hi my name
is buzz I’m a construction company
called my virgin kitchen this was
started when I wanted to ord my little
girl for being such a good girl hey
Phoebe
you know you’ve been such a good girl
for daddy if I keep buying you any
present in a whole wide world to say
thank you what would it be a girl’s ass
times are hard right now so I couldn’t
afford a doghouse so I came up with an
idea yeah I had the call from Barry he
told me about his dilemma the price came
through and I was surprised by the cost
it was cheap it’s good you know I had
the calculator and all the professional
books to hand but it was my first job I
already done it for free to be honest we
agreed on a deal and he started the next
day which was kind of weird because he
told me he was really really busy at the
moment
then the builder’s cake was born started
off with a cement mixer in the kitchen
to make me a cake batter I added butter
and a good amount of sugar then it was
all going in there you know your milk
eggs flour all different techniques of
way to chuck it in eggs whirling around
loving it for the record I’ve never made
a cake this way and I probably wouldn’t
recommend it to anyone else but to be
honest I wasn’t paying for it once it
had mixed to a good level and it was a
good level I scoop the batter out ready
for baking it was at this point I got a
little bit concerned as I found a box of
pre-made cakes in the corner of the
kitchen I took a photo of it for
evidence I pride myself in only the
freshest baking while I was waiting for
the cakes to bake I worked my way to the
pink cream filling whisking together
butter milk sugar and of course pink
food coloring I got quite excited join
this bit and it worked really really
nice the power between my legs was good
I tried to keep a clean kitchen at all
times
he was extremely untidy I even caught a
little glimpse of a builder’s bum when
he was laying high stools I started with
a pink base for the car
spreading it evenly very very good with
that yeah then I would cut up the cakes
as they baked and always had to wait for
each one to bake which increase the
final cost substantially these would be
built up layer by layer adjusting by
necessary adding the cream you know it
was uh it was quite a tough task
I was flour I caught him sleeping in his
car any tricky corners could be adjusted
with a knife until the top was reached
with the excess filling a smooth finish
was left on the top and I lifted it up
to form a pink wallpaper inside sort of
added bonus for free free charge I’m
good I’m good I then sprinkled coconut
on the base to form a coconut carpet
you’re watching my virgin kitchen on the
jamie oliver youtube channel subscribe
to both karen watching thursday I don’t
rented the outside of the building with
chocolate cream made exactly the same
way as the pink no he didn’t it was
bought from a supermarket
I saw the labels myself in my business
this made the final appearance
breathtaking it looked like a chocolate
wall and it wasn’t level the roof was
tricky but very tricky
I used wafer marshmallows as supports
wedge to the inside walls to cling
initially and holds the ball I then
drilled holes into chocolate rolls
bolted together with special chocolate
bolts to act as a support on the roof at
this stage I knew he’d be tough with the
final result was starting to look
terrible
after the pitching the roof up with the
wafers I gave him a little courtesy lip
just to hold him in place a little
longer I sprinkled some pink sprinkles
around the edge and then I began to soar
up the Swiss roll the Swiss roll was
really for visual pleasure moving on to
the window is by chiseling out a bit of
cake I was there that was good fun
chiseling now obviously lost a little
bit of support on that front wall I
filled that in with some jelly or if
you’re an American you call out yellow
fill that right in there
the door was simply a bar of chocolate
and I’ve decided to give the windows a
next a little bit protection by sealing
it with some marshmallow fluff and the
build escape was born I prided myself on
my professionalism and a job well done
it was awful the walls weren’t straight
and to top it off I caught him win in my
back garden my only hope was that Phoebe
wouldn’t notice
badly it was put together with it maybe
you know one day could accidentally
break I’ve not heard from berries since
doing the cake but I hope to and have
they’re giving good references as I’m a
little short of work at the moment I’ll
never use them again I’m actually
talking to a lawyer about legal
proceedings well in fact I’ve not had
any other job since perhaps it was the
final cost came in double the price but
you know I’m a working man like anyone
else God put bread on the table it came
in at double the price in his words but
extra work I don’t know if there was a
pun intended I wasn’t happy when I was I
supposed to know I need more eggs I try
to put it in the crow a little different
by putting an egg pun in there I live my
lesson I just hope that no one else
falls into this trap it’s been a really
hard time and I’m just glad that my
child is forgiving me
you
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