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Orange vs Red: The Triumph of Smurfs | Piotr Westwalewicz | TEDxUofM


good evening everybody

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imagination action transformation this

is how reality happens our thinking

shapes our doing our doing shapes our

being ideas are the engine that propels

everything this is a story about how

events in Holland about fifty years ago

and events in communist Poland about

thirty years ago

are influencing a serious issue the way

a soccer ball is kicked on the fields in

what could the Dutch national soccer

team have in common with a street

protest movement and street happenings

in communist Poland

what could connect these two with a

youth soccer club in Ann Arbor today

it’s not location but it’s not the time

frame it’s not culture it is the power

of ideas that connects the three and

binds them together Johan Cruyff was one

of the best soccer players of all times

in the 1960s and 70s

he and his Dutch teammates in their

orange uniforms reinvented the game

Johan Cruyff and his team had a cult

following in Poland in the 70s and in

the 80s we truly admired we loved their

style based on imagination creativity

improvisation and a sense of fun orange

alternative was a street protest

movement in communist Poland in the

1980s

hundreds upon hundreds of young people

came out in his streets pretending to be

Smurfs worrying goofy orange caps

organizing happenings

ultimately they successfully undermined

the communist system in Poland and

contributed in a small and funny orange

kind of way to the collapse of Soviet

Union and the Soviet bloc as a whole

they want a barrel against an oppressive

regime by avoiding any battles they they

won using just like the team in orange

creativity improvisation style sense of

fun sense of togetherness there as their

only weapons in effect they staged their

rebellion by redefining a rebellion in

Poland we have a very long and

well-established tradition of rebellion

for almost 200 years we have been

fighting for our freedom those fights

lasted almost 200 years we we fought

against Russia we fought against Prussia

we fought against Austria and you’re

probably going along with the Russia and

Prussia and then I say Austria you’re

thinking you know pastries walls they

also had an empire and we fought against

the Austrians then the Germans then

Soviet Union over time we accepted a

rebellion script which demanded that we

earn our freedom through suffering and

death our our hours our script for

rebellion which you can see on the

screen behind me and I can almost see

here because I don’t have my glasses I

it was it was a self-perpetuating cycle

we would start with protests these were

the these would inevitably be met with

excessive use of force violent

confrontation then we would have arrests

court proceedings jail sentences and

with each with each rebellion we could

generate new heroes and this would allow

us to stage another rebellion to

commemorate those new heroes

hence the self-perpetuating cycle and

then something happened in the 1980s in

our collective psyche somehow we decided

that we lost taste for suffering and

death it seems like a steep price to pay

although it didn’t for 200 years before

when and about that time early 1980s a

gentleman called Val de Montford Eric

which is a mouthful it’s a Polish name

he’s so tough the founder of orange

alternative that’s better we can say

orange alternative he outlined basic

ideas for how to fight against the

communist regime the three main ideas

that that set up orange alternative are

as follows

number one it will be imagination not

suffering and death that will lead us to

freedom number two our best weapons in a

battle against the communist regime will

be sense of humor sense of togetherness

Joey

general goofiness number three the

communist regime should not be seen as

some evil horrible monster that

oppresses us even though they did they

should be seen as a work of surrealist

art because only a surrealist artist

could have created a system which

surrounded us with absurdities we often

talked how we felt trapped inside a

Monty Python skit there is a reason why

Monty Python was had a cult following in

Poland at that time

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we the the the favorite word to describe

our daily lives was paranoia so this

kind of tells you how we saw our system

in our lives from this perspective our

good orange our alternative our

politicians our finest leaders should

not be feared they should be admired and

recognized as superb surrealist artists

after all they created a system in which

millions upon millions of people can

enjoy the nonsense from within by the

same token their defenders the riot

police officers on street corners should

not be seen as mindless of pressive

thugs even though sometimes they were

they they should be seen as an integral

part of this monumental socialist

surrealist composition we should admire

them the way we admire paintings of

Salvador Dali in a museum

anger outrage violence are a complete

waste on communist nonsense the best way

to attack nonsense is to create more

nonsense this way you will present the

regime with a mirror and hopefully when

the regime can see its reflection it

will collapse upon itself due to its own

absurdity and this generation of

compounded lunacy was a fun party good

time was had by all

justice Johan Cruyff redefined or we

invented the game of soccer and

redefined what good soccer is or its

alternative redefined what a good

rebellion is instead of suffering and

death they proposed sense of humor and

fun now imagine you are a riot police

officer in Poland in the 80s you and

your unit just got rushed downtown to

pacify an illegal gathering at the time

in Poland any gathering of three or more

people in a public space acting in a

more or less coordinated fashion could

be considered

this was an obvious way in which the

government was trying to suppress any

any and all kind of dissent the streets

were unsafe because there was a lot of

police in the streets so there you are

downtown full gear you got your club

you’ve got your helmets

gas mask because tear gas is going to be

used got your shield you’re ready to

fight the enemy of the state and the

enemy of the state arrives from around

the corner comes out a group of people

and you look it’s a bunch of kids they

probably are high school and college

students and they are coming closer it’s

all bit weird because they are not

marching at you in a managing kind of

way they are skipping with Joey that’s

unsettling but you don’t really have

time to ponder all of this because they

are coming you have things to do and now

you can see their banners and you look

at the banners and the first one is she

says we demand freedom for snow white

okay long live fruit juice

not the problem down with Gargamel now

they give closer now can you hear their

voices there is no freedom without

Smurfs they shout small is beautiful

they shall again this is really really

weird but they are right in front of you

when in doubt and slightly befuddled you

go back to your training you proceed

with rebellion script step two and three

you beat the living crap out of them and

arrest them you feel a little bit better

things are back to normal you think but

a new problem arises now the regime has

to follow up with steps four and five

they are not particularly keen on

standing in front of judges and the

media to explain to the nation well this

is why we had to convict and send to

jail Snow White and her defenders

and if there are more questions

who is Gargamel and and what would his

demise be a good or a bad thing for

communism if there was a lot of laughter

this small beautiful

well if small isn’t beautiful or people

who say it is are they committing a

crime do they deserve to go to jail and

if so how long should they rot in jail

so for the first time our regime does

something that we think makes perfect

sense they cancel steps 4 & 5

no courts no jails this murder to go

back out after 24 hours that’s the new

cycle and non protest beatings arrests

out you go after 24 hours this is how

Orange alternative achieves two big

victories the first victory is rewriting

of the traditional rebellion script

steps 4 & 5 far out step 1 is turned

upside down at least 50% of the script

is done or more the second big victory

is humanizing the enemy so you are this

right police officer the smurfs got

released well within a few days they are

marching again you got to do what you

got to do so you beat them up you arrest

them and then it repeats again you get

to know them you you beat the same

person enough times you get to know them

and and and you you begin to build a

relationship you begin to smile when you

see the next goofy banner and you’re not

supposed to be smiling on a job you’re

supposed to be the mindless thug so what

happens now is the riot police officer

that’s you sorry the riot police officer

looks at that Smurf and and you can see

that under this orange cab there a

secure man being you made eye contact a

couple of times so there must be a human

being there and the Smurf looking at at

you begins to see a human being behind

the riot police shield this is this is

the beginning of the end and this is the

beginning of a process which allows

former enemies now Co participants in

the same new script to sit down at the

same table in 89 and negotiate a

peaceful transition from communism to

democracy probably the single most

remarkable event in Polish history of

the last century so the old script is

out it’s been killed and buried and this

metaphorical killing of the old script

is really the only violence orange

alternative ever committed just like

Gandhi and Martin Luther King they were

completely and absolutely committed to

non-violence they staged a revolution

without staging a revolution let me let

me describe another another event there

wasn’t there wasn’t a holiday more hated

than the celebration of the anniversary

of the October Revolution so to

celebrate anniversary of October

Revolution the Smurfs staged a

celebration of anniversary of October

Revolution as hundreds of participants

are swarming the center of the city and

it was happening in broad swath in

southwestern Poland were wear orange

alternative was founded

the happiness are swarming in dressed in

silly costumes with goofy props then

sing singing communist propaganda songs

this was their favorite thing to do they

would hijack communist propaganda and

presented like it’s a genuine act and

that creates a dilemma for the

law-enforcement making noise with drums

whistles spoons and pots whatever they

had they even built a little replica not

a little decent size replica cardboard

replica of the battleship potemkin to

reenact parts of the Bolshevik coup that

that was immediately dismantled and they

were immediately arrested hugging the

police officers and giving them flowers

complete carnival the theme of the event

was color red the symbol of communism so

the Flyers announcing the event said

please were something red to celebrate

the anniversary of the Bolshevik

Revolution

Red Hat gloves shoes anything red if you

can’t do that please paint your

fingernails red if you can’t do that

please buy a baguette with ketchup and

with this ketchup you will be part of

the red event so the key oh sweet

baguettes is having best business ever

there are swarms of people because

there’s only one kiosk in the center of

Rods were selling burgers with ketchup

the riot voice is trying to stop that

the owner says I never had business that

good I can shut down then she runs out

of baguettes this is when the happy

nurse started walking excuse me could I

have a bucket with ketchup no nobody

gets could I have a cup of ketchup

yeah sure there you go how much nothing

and off they go to join the revolution

with a cup of ketchup and at this point

the riot and this is the most brilliant

moment of the whole event the riot

police starts chasing and arresting

whoever has anything red on them

including the revolutionaries with cups

of ketchup

and then they start yelling and shouting

go get the Reds a resident reading to

get the reds and this is the moment that

aren’t alternative is living for because

we have the communists arresting the

Communists it couldn’t be better than

that so a great time was had by all and

now I would like to tell you about how

all of this the the Dutch soccer team

johan cruyff orange alternative connect

with mps a crush mps a cross a youth

soccer club which i started in 2005 in

ann arbor with a group of very very

brave or absolutely crazy coaches who

were willing to swim with me against the

current we saw the club draw from 15 to

more than 600 players and and this story

is a it’s a tribute to the coaches who

were willing to trust me crazy as it is

and more importantly to hundreds and

hundreds of players and parents who took

a leap of faith trusted our vision and

who made our club what it is today

so what connects these three things well

by now you probably know what I’m gonna

say it’s the ideas commitment to freedom

commitment to creativity improvisation

sense of fun sense of togetherness

ability to your silliness as a serious

tactic to achieve important goals I’m

very attached to your hunk roofs idea

that style and class are more important

than results because style and class are

permanent results are temporary we play

to play and a game is just a game it’s

nothing more nothing less than that

winning is fun but playing well and

playing with style and class is very

more fun than winning

I’m also attached to Valdemar Felix an

orange alternative slogan I am happy

therefore I am

if orange alternate and our orange

alternative

their happenings showed that under very

trying circumstances you can choose to

be happy and if they could do it I felt

we in our small way on a soccer fields

we can do it too no matter what the

referees the league officials the

opposing players parents and coaches may

or may not do

we can choose to enjoy each and every

game matter of fact we probably want to

go further and follow the orange

alternative lead and and not look at the

referees the league officials opposing

players fans and coaches as adversaries

and evil monsters we may decide that

they are Co participants in the same

script and this one will make it way

more fun for everybody it’s it’s a

brilliant feeling when I see one of our

teams warm up for a serious game in a

serious league and as they go through

their pregame warm-up routine they do a

hokey-pokey dance which does raise a few

eyebrows

and then they go on go ahead and they

play and they play at a high competitive

level they play well they play with

skill and style and a sense of joy and

more often than not they went because

somehow not that surprisingly it turns

out that competitive success doesn’t

depend on clenched fists and grim faces

and winner or cost attitudes orange

alternative was a serious anti-communist

movement because they demanded freedom

for snow white and they said that small

is beautiful

mr. Fidler is the founder of the orange

alternative is a serious political

activist because he never ever engaged

in politics he avoided it

well not quite true he actually engaged

in politics way after in late 90s he ran

for well first you got crowned the king

of Poland by orange alternative it was a

big ceremony then he ran for mayor of

Warsaw and he hides

a debate of the candidates by there were

all these candidates talking and at some

point he never said anything he just put

on the orange caps and started walking

there was the end of that debate but by

and large he avoids politics Johan

Cruyff was a serious winner because he

never ever played just to win and let me

go to the best one none of it makes any

sense so it all makes perfect sense and

thank you and maybe made the Smurfs be with you

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