Conan O’Brien could be making a sandwich
or playing one of the most popular video
games ever either way he’s leaving us in
stitches and we can’t stop watching
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
counting down our picks for the top ten
clueless gamer episodes before we begin
we publish new videos every day
so be sure to subscribe for more great
content for this list we’re taking a
look at the best installments of Conan’s
popular gaming segment we call this the
conan alright number 10 Call of Duty
advanced warfare
[Applause]
clueless gamer gives us a chance to
watch our favorite late-night host play
the most revered and popular games ever
and watching Conan relentlessly mock the
plot gameplay and graphics of a Call of
Duty game is pure delight
what’s button gets me out of here what’s
the go back home and go to law school
like any great let’s play this episode
features coco screaming at the top of
his lungs and questioning game mechanics
before he ultimately makes 59 attempts
to race across a street without getting
hit by oncoming cars the cherry on top
is when Conan realizes there was a
pedestrian bridge the entire time number
9 Mario Kart 8 well this is fun we’re
gonna play our an incredible frat game
this is a game is very popular in
fraternities mario kart mario kart the
family-friendly racing game for all ages
were at least it was until Seth Rogen
and Zac Efron showed up the college
mentality sets in while on the set of
their new movie neighbors – as the duo
introduces high stakes loser of each
round receives a network safe drawing of
a penis on their body
Mamma Mia look at my own natural arm the
best part about this clueless gamer
episode is when all pretenses of Mario
Cart gameplay are abandoned as Conan
loses over and over and finally signs
off with a face completely filled with
sensor approved penises and I’m pretty
much out of show business
number 8 Grand Theft Auto 5 the Sancho
Panza to my digital Quixote producer
that’s fine this episode highlights two
crucial elements of the clueless gamer
series Conan’s
endless berating of his poor web
producer Aaron bleh art and how bad
Conan is at video games thankfully the
open world of GTA 5 gives Conan the
freedom to be as ridiculous and funny as
we’ve all come to expect this includes
Conan frequently mocking Aaron sweaty
palms getting kicked out of a strip club
twice and trying and failing to seek
revenge on the strip club by blowing it
up with a missile firing helicopter
these in the moments team Coco was made
for good bouncer sees me
number seven halo 5 Guardians today
we’re challenging three of the stars of
the HBO show Silicon Valley in just a
moment we’ll join up no waiting in this
special episode we see Team Coco
consisting of Andy Richter Erin and
Conan facing off against Team Silicon
Valley Thomas Middleditch TJ Miller and
Zach woods the chaotic giddiness in the
room is these grown men and comedians
play video games is infectious what
takes this even further is the epic plot
of betrayal that takes place due to team
Coco’s terrible performance
[Applause]
here’s cheating team switching and a
truce that ultimately gets broken the
Silicon Valley boys may have won the war
but only Conan controls the freeze-frame
on his show okay we’re not free
streaming so that was a wasted effort
and I’m still talking number six fallout
4 why are we dressed like this I look
like someone who was asked to leave an
avant-garde Swedish pop group Conan and
Aaron suit up for this one much to our
delight and Conan’s disdain which
actually kind of sums up Conan’s
thoughts on the game as a whole ass is
right nice and toned I’m checking out my
own ass he doesn’t care for some of the
more mundane tasks like hacking into
computer systems but he does seem
obsessed with how good his digital ass
looks and with hooking up with any
virtual woman that gives him the time of
day much to our amusement
Conan never succeeds and decides to take
his frustration out on Aaron I hated it
when you made me get on a computer so
for that number five Resident Evil six
fire suspicious turn people into zombies
zombies in this episode we get exactly
what we’re looking for in clueless gamer
Conan’s mockery to the max as he plays
through the at the time unreleased demo
for the sixth installment of this
classic horror franchise nothing is safe
from Conan’s caustic criticism look it’s
her producer Jeff Ross
he starts by questioning why the plot is
overcomplicated and goes on to bash his
producer Jeff Ross Aron and the games
compliment mechanic on an elaborate
scale from 1 to 1500 Conan gives the
game of 35 but we give this clueless
gamer so so much more zombie genre
should be simple okay see zombie kill
zombie I don’t like them turning into
pasta and then turning into shellfish
number 4
Mortal Kombat 10 you guys are in my dojo
now and by dojo I mean the courtside
Marriott to celebrate Super Bowl xlix
Conan invites NFL players Marshawn Lynch
and Rob Gronkowski to play Mortal Kombat
10 at the University of Phoenix Stadium
unfortunately the stadium turns him down
so the gang ends up at a nearby
Courtyard Marriott this episode benefits
from Conan spending most of the time as
a spectator while the star athletes
fight to the death and we get great
commentary and hilarious reactions to
the ultra gory deaths
[Applause]
[Applause]
yes okay eventually Conan gets the
chance to play and when he actually wins
for once we are treated to a crash
course in touchdown victory dances then
I take the ball kiss it number three
Tomb Raider
it’s it’s Lara Croft yes layer it okay
this is my first complaint it should be
Lara in this gut-busting segment conan
falls in love with one of gaming’s first
ladies despite her misleading name coco
becomes enamored with Lara Croft he
watches her intently studies her every
move and even when asked to quote tone
down the pervy stuff he can’t help
himself behind her unfortunately for
Lara Conan’s passion for her does not
improve his gaming skills
Coenen watches Lara die graphically over
and over again until he can take it no
longer man turns to his favorite coping
mechanism punching Aaron repeatedly
number two Final Fantasy 15 always a
crystal I’m sorry or a ring it’s only
fitting that an episode featuring one of
the most iconic and long-running game
franchises of all time would pull out
all the stops
diehard fans of clueless gamer have come
to love the dynamic between Aaron and
Conan and while this episode features
Elijah Wood Aaron steps in frequently to
explain things and suffer his bosses
constant ridicule everything then comes
to a head when Conan unimpressed at the
games slow pace and confusing story
yells at the games developers who are
literally one room over and calls them
quote a mass-murderer of people’s time
which may or may not be a compliment
before we unveil our number one pick
here are some honorable mentions enjoy
the fiery flames as I roll you you know
what this looks like exactly like my
colonoscopy footage number one The
Witcher 3 Wild Hunt do you want to hear
the backstory everything in my body says
no but yes the appeal of the clueless
gamer series is simple people loved
Conan and they can’t get enough of him
stumbling through video games getting
distracted and verbally and physically
abusing Aaron you’ve got to stop talking
okay in this episode the mocking and
bickering between the two reaches an
all-time high and matching those Heights
is Coco signature perviness as he lusts
after sexy sorceress yennefer talk to
the ennifer is there another verb there
nice talk to you nifer hilarity
screaming and Conan’s pent-up physical
aggression make this clueless gamer a
truth
stand out all the way up to its climax
play get out of here
[Applause]
[Music]
[Applause]
do you agree with our picks check out
these other great clips from watch mojo
and subscribe for new videos every day
or playing one of the most popular video
games ever either way he’s leaving us in
stitches and we can’t stop watching
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
counting down our picks for the top ten
clueless gamer episodes before we begin
we publish new videos every day
so be sure to subscribe for more great
content for this list we’re taking a
look at the best installments of Conan’s
popular gaming segment we call this the
conan alright number 10 Call of Duty
advanced warfare
[Applause]
clueless gamer gives us a chance to
watch our favorite late-night host play
the most revered and popular games ever
and watching Conan relentlessly mock the
plot gameplay and graphics of a Call of
Duty game is pure delight
what’s button gets me out of here what’s
the go back home and go to law school
like any great let’s play this episode
features coco screaming at the top of
his lungs and questioning game mechanics
before he ultimately makes 59 attempts
to race across a street without getting
hit by oncoming cars the cherry on top
is when Conan realizes there was a
pedestrian bridge the entire time number
9 Mario Kart 8 well this is fun we’re
gonna play our an incredible frat game
this is a game is very popular in
fraternities mario kart mario kart the
family-friendly racing game for all ages
were at least it was until Seth Rogen
and Zac Efron showed up the college
mentality sets in while on the set of
their new movie neighbors – as the duo
introduces high stakes loser of each
round receives a network safe drawing of
a penis on their body
Mamma Mia look at my own natural arm the
best part about this clueless gamer
episode is when all pretenses of Mario
Cart gameplay are abandoned as Conan
loses over and over and finally signs
off with a face completely filled with
sensor approved penises and I’m pretty
much out of show business
number 8 Grand Theft Auto 5 the Sancho
Panza to my digital Quixote producer
that’s fine this episode highlights two
crucial elements of the clueless gamer
series Conan’s
endless berating of his poor web
producer Aaron bleh art and how bad
Conan is at video games thankfully the
open world of GTA 5 gives Conan the
freedom to be as ridiculous and funny as
we’ve all come to expect this includes
Conan frequently mocking Aaron sweaty
palms getting kicked out of a strip club
twice and trying and failing to seek
revenge on the strip club by blowing it
up with a missile firing helicopter
these in the moments team Coco was made
for good bouncer sees me
number seven halo 5 Guardians today
we’re challenging three of the stars of
the HBO show Silicon Valley in just a
moment we’ll join up no waiting in this
special episode we see Team Coco
consisting of Andy Richter Erin and
Conan facing off against Team Silicon
Valley Thomas Middleditch TJ Miller and
Zach woods the chaotic giddiness in the
room is these grown men and comedians
play video games is infectious what
takes this even further is the epic plot
of betrayal that takes place due to team
Coco’s terrible performance
[Applause]
here’s cheating team switching and a
truce that ultimately gets broken the
Silicon Valley boys may have won the war
but only Conan controls the freeze-frame
on his show okay we’re not free
streaming so that was a wasted effort
and I’m still talking number six fallout
4 why are we dressed like this I look
like someone who was asked to leave an
avant-garde Swedish pop group Conan and
Aaron suit up for this one much to our
delight and Conan’s disdain which
actually kind of sums up Conan’s
thoughts on the game as a whole ass is
right nice and toned I’m checking out my
own ass he doesn’t care for some of the
more mundane tasks like hacking into
computer systems but he does seem
obsessed with how good his digital ass
looks and with hooking up with any
virtual woman that gives him the time of
day much to our amusement
Conan never succeeds and decides to take
his frustration out on Aaron I hated it
when you made me get on a computer so
for that number five Resident Evil six
fire suspicious turn people into zombies
zombies in this episode we get exactly
what we’re looking for in clueless gamer
Conan’s mockery to the max as he plays
through the at the time unreleased demo
for the sixth installment of this
classic horror franchise nothing is safe
from Conan’s caustic criticism look it’s
her producer Jeff Ross
he starts by questioning why the plot is
overcomplicated and goes on to bash his
producer Jeff Ross Aron and the games
compliment mechanic on an elaborate
scale from 1 to 1500 Conan gives the
game of 35 but we give this clueless
gamer so so much more zombie genre
should be simple okay see zombie kill
zombie I don’t like them turning into
pasta and then turning into shellfish
number 4
Mortal Kombat 10 you guys are in my dojo
now and by dojo I mean the courtside
Marriott to celebrate Super Bowl xlix
Conan invites NFL players Marshawn Lynch
and Rob Gronkowski to play Mortal Kombat
10 at the University of Phoenix Stadium
unfortunately the stadium turns him down
so the gang ends up at a nearby
Courtyard Marriott this episode benefits
from Conan spending most of the time as
a spectator while the star athletes
fight to the death and we get great
commentary and hilarious reactions to
the ultra gory deaths
[Applause]
[Applause]
yes okay eventually Conan gets the
chance to play and when he actually wins
for once we are treated to a crash
course in touchdown victory dances then
I take the ball kiss it number three
Tomb Raider
it’s it’s Lara Croft yes layer it okay
this is my first complaint it should be
Lara in this gut-busting segment conan
falls in love with one of gaming’s first
ladies despite her misleading name coco
becomes enamored with Lara Croft he
watches her intently studies her every
move and even when asked to quote tone
down the pervy stuff he can’t help
himself behind her unfortunately for
Lara Conan’s passion for her does not
improve his gaming skills
Coenen watches Lara die graphically over
and over again until he can take it no
longer man turns to his favorite coping
mechanism punching Aaron repeatedly
number two Final Fantasy 15 always a
crystal I’m sorry or a ring it’s only
fitting that an episode featuring one of
the most iconic and long-running game
franchises of all time would pull out
all the stops
diehard fans of clueless gamer have come
to love the dynamic between Aaron and
Conan and while this episode features
Elijah Wood Aaron steps in frequently to
explain things and suffer his bosses
constant ridicule everything then comes
to a head when Conan unimpressed at the
games slow pace and confusing story
yells at the games developers who are
literally one room over and calls them
quote a mass-murderer of people’s time
which may or may not be a compliment
before we unveil our number one pick
here are some honorable mentions enjoy
the fiery flames as I roll you you know
what this looks like exactly like my
colonoscopy footage number one The
Witcher 3 Wild Hunt do you want to hear
the backstory everything in my body says
no but yes the appeal of the clueless
gamer series is simple people loved
Conan and they can’t get enough of him
stumbling through video games getting
distracted and verbally and physically
abusing Aaron you’ve got to stop talking
okay in this episode the mocking and
bickering between the two reaches an
all-time high and matching those Heights
is Coco signature perviness as he lusts
after sexy sorceress yennefer talk to
the ennifer is there another verb there
nice talk to you nifer hilarity
screaming and Conan’s pent-up physical
aggression make this clueless gamer a
truth
stand out all the way up to its climax
play get out of here
[Applause]
[Music]
[Applause]
do you agree with our picks check out
these other great clips from watch mojo
and subscribe for new videos every day
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