okay so we know the last batch of games
were bad but maybe this one will be okay
a person can get killed in this welcome
to watchmojo.com and today we’ll be
counting down another top ten games you
shouldn’t play in front of your parents
before we begin we publish new videos
every day so be sure to subscribe for
more great content as if one list wasn’t
bad enough to make mom and dad unplug
your console
we got another batch of games with
awesome and important questionable
content so here’s a brand new mature
content warning shield your eyes ghettos
number 10 bullets door bounty hunter
this week as if this title wasn’t enough
parent repellent let’s face it the FPS
genre isn’t really the most parent
friendly one out there but this one
doubles down on the violence with a
totally kick-ass I mean a violent and
unnecessary gimmick it really doesn’t
matter how fun and comical the
characters are as I’m as the game
rewards you for the way in which you
kill people you know that your folks are
going to yank it out of your console oh
and names like gangbang for skillshots
probably don’t help either do they okay
we’ll put it back on the shelf mom
[Music]
[Applause]
number nine Saints Row series okay hear
us out about this one it’s not as bad as
GTA right sure it revolves around a gang
sure it’s riddled with violence it has
crude language and sexual content but
it’s funny though doesn’t that mean
anything you don’t have to explain
myself to you
Oh Kenzie this is going to be so much
fun I mean there’s crazy costumes
there’s a gun that’s you dubstep oh and
that that’s just us like a purple
baseball bat it’s like a big wobbly
baseball bat that you hit people with
and then they’re just sleeping but
really you can look past all of that in
favor of unique gameplay right and I
mean the camaraderie of the third Street
Saints is pretty commendable right they
even go to hell to save one of their
friends if that’s not a sign of
friendship I don’t know what is come on
mom
is that not normal
number 8 gal gun double piece there’s a
certain kind of aesthetic that can be
found in some Japanese games
these girls are yeah don’t look at that
let’s try this instead there’s a certain
kind of plot that occurs in some
Japanese games like you know the low
average male gains the attention of the
female population
thanks to Cupid’s arrows like desu okay
at least we’re looking for our one true
love and trying to fend off these girls
so you see using pheromone shops to make
them moan and pass out is necessary we
have to do it all joking aside we
suppose that mom’s arrived screen is a
game mechanic for a reason right
number seven mister mosquito tired of
blood sucking vampires
how about blood sucking mosquitos
instead you’d think that a game with
such a bizarre premise would be silly
but okay well it is silly but it’s an
oddly fun challenge to pursue the Amata
family as they go about their business
if they notice you they’ll try to squash
you so you have to plan your attacks
carefully and be cautious as you suck
that sweet sweet blood wow this game is
probably the tama swamp on this list
there is one stage in particular that
will probably send uptight parents into
a tizzy number six The Witcher series
Geralt of Rivia is a friggin badass he’s
also not the type of guy you take home
to mom and dad which is kind of a shame
because the game series does have an
engrossing plot that’s been expanded
over the years
Geralt is a genetically enhanced human
who hunts monsters in a picturesque
open-world but if you’re playing the
third one at least his journey is full
of memorable classes intriguing
characters and along the way we see him
grow as a character but sadly the
gameplay will probably turn off some
parents while the sex scenes will turn
off others even if they are developed
through romance and the occasional
brothel number five soldier of fortune
series we could probably put any war
shooter on this list
I mean we’re sure that some parents like
to complain about the gritty violence
that tends to permeate the genre however
we decided to go with this series for
its ghoul engine and what is the ghoul
engine you ask twelve let’s just say
it’s a gory destructive way to make sure
your enemies have an awful awful demise
why have a one-shot kill when you can
empty a cartridge into a dead body or
dismember your adversaries liam’s one at
a time
weird of advice if your parents walk in
just shoot the weapon out of the enemy’s
hands and just tell them that’s what you
usually do
number four Carmageddon series
now come on what can be bad about a
racing game I have to do is get to the
finish line
yes the title is a combination of the
words car and Armageddon and the boxart
is kind of terrifying but that’s no
reason to assume it’s violent I mean in
the game you don’t have to destroy the
other cars or hit pedestrians oh oh wait
that that is what you do I mean not all
the time only some missions make you
wrecked cars and kill people right well
okay how about a compromise maybe we
could get one of those versions of the
game that’s released outside of the u.s.
that turns all the people into zombies
it’s cool if we hit those right say a
prayer number three Bayonetta series
[Music]
have you ever looked at a game and
instantly knew that there was no way
you’d talk your parents into getting it
for you yes
that’s probably Bayonetta the titular
character who strikes all kinds of
suggested poses and shoots up fatties
with her high heels not only does her
hair serve as clothing but it also turns
into a vicious beast that chomps down on
her enemies leaving plenty of blood in
its way
and this is actually a less cruel way to
go as the alternative is one of her
torturous and sometimes very sexual
attacks also your adversaries are angels
and this is the ending of the first game
seriously
number two postal series hi be killed on
there’s no defending this one the first
game had such a sin plot that the main
character didn’t even have a name he
just went on a straight-up killing spree
because he thought the Air Force had
released a poisonous gas that affected
everyone but him at least the next games
named him if coastal dude can be
considered a name and the plot was a bit
more relatable I mean he’s just a
regular dude trying to get through the
day and technically you can do it
peacefully not that the NPCs are going
to make it easy for you to me number one
duke nukem series what can we say about
the good old Duke actually we can say
that he originally wasn’t a prime target
for the ESRB back when there was a
severe lack of blood and pixelated
boobies in the industry it was his first
3d adventure that gave us the one-liners
the big guns and the naked girls in need
of seething several and we do mean
several years later you’ve returned and
we were ready for our parents to condemn
the videogame industry all over again
sadly they were able to breathe a sigh
of relief because this was really not
worth the wait god I was like so scared
me too I’m so glad you’re okay do you
agree with our picks check out these
other great clips from WatchMojo and
subscribe for new videos every day
were bad but maybe this one will be okay
a person can get killed in this welcome
to watchmojo.com and today we’ll be
counting down another top ten games you
shouldn’t play in front of your parents
before we begin we publish new videos
every day so be sure to subscribe for
more great content as if one list wasn’t
bad enough to make mom and dad unplug
your console
we got another batch of games with
awesome and important questionable
content so here’s a brand new mature
content warning shield your eyes ghettos
number 10 bullets door bounty hunter
this week as if this title wasn’t enough
parent repellent let’s face it the FPS
genre isn’t really the most parent
friendly one out there but this one
doubles down on the violence with a
totally kick-ass I mean a violent and
unnecessary gimmick it really doesn’t
matter how fun and comical the
characters are as I’m as the game
rewards you for the way in which you
kill people you know that your folks are
going to yank it out of your console oh
and names like gangbang for skillshots
probably don’t help either do they okay
we’ll put it back on the shelf mom
[Music]
[Applause]
number nine Saints Row series okay hear
us out about this one it’s not as bad as
GTA right sure it revolves around a gang
sure it’s riddled with violence it has
crude language and sexual content but
it’s funny though doesn’t that mean
anything you don’t have to explain
myself to you
Oh Kenzie this is going to be so much
fun I mean there’s crazy costumes
there’s a gun that’s you dubstep oh and
that that’s just us like a purple
baseball bat it’s like a big wobbly
baseball bat that you hit people with
and then they’re just sleeping but
really you can look past all of that in
favor of unique gameplay right and I
mean the camaraderie of the third Street
Saints is pretty commendable right they
even go to hell to save one of their
friends if that’s not a sign of
friendship I don’t know what is come on
mom
is that not normal
number 8 gal gun double piece there’s a
certain kind of aesthetic that can be
found in some Japanese games
these girls are yeah don’t look at that
let’s try this instead there’s a certain
kind of plot that occurs in some
Japanese games like you know the low
average male gains the attention of the
female population
thanks to Cupid’s arrows like desu okay
at least we’re looking for our one true
love and trying to fend off these girls
so you see using pheromone shops to make
them moan and pass out is necessary we
have to do it all joking aside we
suppose that mom’s arrived screen is a
game mechanic for a reason right
number seven mister mosquito tired of
blood sucking vampires
how about blood sucking mosquitos
instead you’d think that a game with
such a bizarre premise would be silly
but okay well it is silly but it’s an
oddly fun challenge to pursue the Amata
family as they go about their business
if they notice you they’ll try to squash
you so you have to plan your attacks
carefully and be cautious as you suck
that sweet sweet blood wow this game is
probably the tama swamp on this list
there is one stage in particular that
will probably send uptight parents into
a tizzy number six The Witcher series
Geralt of Rivia is a friggin badass he’s
also not the type of guy you take home
to mom and dad which is kind of a shame
because the game series does have an
engrossing plot that’s been expanded
over the years
Geralt is a genetically enhanced human
who hunts monsters in a picturesque
open-world but if you’re playing the
third one at least his journey is full
of memorable classes intriguing
characters and along the way we see him
grow as a character but sadly the
gameplay will probably turn off some
parents while the sex scenes will turn
off others even if they are developed
through romance and the occasional
brothel number five soldier of fortune
series we could probably put any war
shooter on this list
I mean we’re sure that some parents like
to complain about the gritty violence
that tends to permeate the genre however
we decided to go with this series for
its ghoul engine and what is the ghoul
engine you ask twelve let’s just say
it’s a gory destructive way to make sure
your enemies have an awful awful demise
why have a one-shot kill when you can
empty a cartridge into a dead body or
dismember your adversaries liam’s one at
a time
weird of advice if your parents walk in
just shoot the weapon out of the enemy’s
hands and just tell them that’s what you
usually do
number four Carmageddon series
now come on what can be bad about a
racing game I have to do is get to the
finish line
yes the title is a combination of the
words car and Armageddon and the boxart
is kind of terrifying but that’s no
reason to assume it’s violent I mean in
the game you don’t have to destroy the
other cars or hit pedestrians oh oh wait
that that is what you do I mean not all
the time only some missions make you
wrecked cars and kill people right well
okay how about a compromise maybe we
could get one of those versions of the
game that’s released outside of the u.s.
that turns all the people into zombies
it’s cool if we hit those right say a
prayer number three Bayonetta series
[Music]
have you ever looked at a game and
instantly knew that there was no way
you’d talk your parents into getting it
for you yes
that’s probably Bayonetta the titular
character who strikes all kinds of
suggested poses and shoots up fatties
with her high heels not only does her
hair serve as clothing but it also turns
into a vicious beast that chomps down on
her enemies leaving plenty of blood in
its way
and this is actually a less cruel way to
go as the alternative is one of her
torturous and sometimes very sexual
attacks also your adversaries are angels
and this is the ending of the first game
seriously
number two postal series hi be killed on
there’s no defending this one the first
game had such a sin plot that the main
character didn’t even have a name he
just went on a straight-up killing spree
because he thought the Air Force had
released a poisonous gas that affected
everyone but him at least the next games
named him if coastal dude can be
considered a name and the plot was a bit
more relatable I mean he’s just a
regular dude trying to get through the
day and technically you can do it
peacefully not that the NPCs are going
to make it easy for you to me number one
duke nukem series what can we say about
the good old Duke actually we can say
that he originally wasn’t a prime target
for the ESRB back when there was a
severe lack of blood and pixelated
boobies in the industry it was his first
3d adventure that gave us the one-liners
the big guns and the naked girls in need
of seething several and we do mean
several years later you’ve returned and
we were ready for our parents to condemn
the videogame industry all over again
sadly they were able to breathe a sigh
of relief because this was really not
worth the wait god I was like so scared
me too I’m so glad you’re okay do you
agree with our picks check out these
other great clips from WatchMojo and
subscribe for new videos every day
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