Interview that never made it – The 4th place Olympian

hey welcome back from commercial this is
the Jim Campbell show and my next guest
name is Dave foulard welcome to the show
first off congrats on the Olympics it
must have been a disappointment though
to finish in fort place right or was it
just simply a failure to you you know I
mean it was the Olympic Games it was
great experience you know I was happy to
be there you know definitely not a
failure came up a little short but you
know snowboarding is a demanding sport
demanding sport what do you guys do
anyways where you guys get high and fall
off cliffs what’s next for you after
failing so bad you know I’m always
looking to succeed and I’ll be back in
2010 but in the meantime you know I’m
training and I’m going back to school
I’m gonna become a doctor from
snowboarding to dr. you’re gonna be the
fourth person in the world to cure
cancer what’s your problem and I don’t
have to stand for this you’d even stand
on the podium you know I came in fourth
place in the world aren’t you forth in
the ratings four o’clock in the
afternoon who’s watching anyway I mean
my competitions are big people like
Oprah dr. Phil it’s not my fault if my
ratings go down at 420 another note i
heard your grandmother died is that
right if you ask me the reason she had
the stroke was because of your failure
to represent your country the right way
she probably died a shame poor lady what
what is your problem man I’m off
I’m going to masturbate the Springer