no use deleting it once it hits the
internet is there forever
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
counting down our picks for the top ten
cringy look posts before we begin we
publish new videos every day
so be sure to subscribe for more great
content for this list we’re grabbing a
handful of Facebook posts that have made
the rounds online either because they’re
filled with grammatical errors lacking
punctuation or jammed with the kind of
nonsense logic that makes us facepalm
and question our own existence don’t
call me stupid
alright to call you a stupid would be an
insult to stupid people number 10 that
would be chicken Ella hey we get it
English is hard words don’t always mean
what you think they mean case in point
Alexander takes to Facebook to brag
about eating a raw chicken breast but
soon he’s warned about the possibility
of him catching the deadly salmonella
if only Alex had known what salmonella
was before responding with I ate chicken
not salmon dude honestly for this guy’s
sake we hope this was a joke made on
purpose but we guess we’ll never know
why is it called chicken by the sphere
in the sea chicken oh this thing is a
brand also protip although the word
salmonella has salmon in it you don’t
get it just from salmon eating any
contaminated food puts you at risk
number 9
password censored everyone has those
friends who share stuff about hidden
Facebook hacks well according to our
friend Rob here typing your password
into Facebook forces the system to
censor it in an effort to keep your
account secure and legit we guess until
you scroll down to the comments and find
that a few of his friends have revealed
their passwords with no asterisk in
sight one through three four five
stupidest combination I ever had in my
life
I kind of think an idiot would have on
his luggage internet security rule
number one never give your information
out over social media you never know
who’s viewing your activity better reset
those passwords quickly guys Oster
combination one two three four five
two three four five yes that’s amazing I
got the same combination on my luggage
number eight well someone’s got daddy
issues come on dad stand up and take a
bow not to sound like grammar nazis but
correct punctuation is key especially if
you don’t want to be misunderstood on
social media some sentences can lose
their meaning entirely due to missing
commas sentences like this for example
so much for calling me Dad this Facebook
post could mean one of three things
either way he’s talking about a child
who refuses to call him dad see he’s
disappointed by his lack of nicknames in
the bedroom or see his father told him
he was going to call and didn’t as we
learn in the comments the answer was C
but our friend with the daddy issues
could have saved his buddies from
confusion if he just used a darn comma
who taught you grammar get out number
seven define taxi sometimes somebody
will post something on social media that
will make you stop and consider how
others view the world and think society
functions you know we’re living in a
society with the books in a civilized
way such as the case with this entry
clearly irritated at having to act as a
chauffeur this person took to Facebook
to let the world know that he or she is
no bloody taxi service if you expect a
lift you will be expected to fork up the
dough exactly the way a taxi service
works we get the complaint but any logic
there may have been behind it is negated
by irony
yes somebody won’t be working for uber
or lyft any time soon I presume a crisp
high-five for you then number six
trapped on an escalator we’re sure there
are some people out there who believe
machines will become so advanced it’ll
allow humans to become lazy couch
potatoes who don’t or can’t do anything
for themselves sounds like a stretch to
us but when stories like this pop up it
does seem like the end is nigh this
Facebook fail recounts the harrowing
saga of a person who gets trapped on an
escalator when the power goes out
because when the power failed so did his
or her leg
one friend tried to save the situation
in the comments hoping the poster meant
trapped in an elevator but nope it was
in fact an escalator somebody number
five it’s all fun and games until
someone changes their relationship
status whose little tip with that many
jokes are better left untold especially
if you don’t know how your audience will
react if only our subject here had
considered that before posting a joke
that can be interpreted as misogynistic
a woman’s on a plane that’s about to
crash and want some man on the plane to
make her quote feel like a woman before
she dies the punchline a man throws his
shirt at her and says here I earned this
ha ha we get it very funny am i right
come on so tell us some love I hate
showing toddlers
well Luke may think he’s a clever
comedian but less than five minutes
after the joke was posted his
relationship status changes he whatever
could have made the relationship fall
apart so quickly mama number four
elevators are dumb you want to know
what’s dumb elevators all they do is go
up and down all day long yeah we don’t
really get why you’d criticize an
elevator either but here we are whoever
posted this to Facebook was in an
elevator that was incredibly dumb
because it had a button for the floor he
or she was on okay here’s how elevators
work you push the button wait for the
elevator walk in then push another
button to the floor you want to go –
honestly it just floors us that someone
would be critical of elevators sure they
have their ups and down but it’s dumb on
so many levels
and it really pushes our buttons kind of
crash your back
I don’t know I press your number three
eagle wanna cracker pop quiz don’t worry
it’s easy what bird is associated with
the United States of America well we
thought it was common knowledge that the
answer is a bald eagle but apparently
somebody didn’t get the memo
our Person of Interest posted a picture
of the Stars and Stripes with an eagle
artistically edited into the foreground
however he forced us to facepalm when he
captioned it with American flag and
weird-looking parrot
now without actually doing any research
on this we can tell you that the kind of
parrots we usually picture are much more
colorful than Eagles we’re not saying
you need to study ornithology in
American history to post on Facebook but
like dude know your bird wisdom is not
something that is given it is something
that is attained okay goodbye number two
more comma problems remember earlier
when we said you should always check
your punctuation
now here’s another Facebook fail to
drive that point home even if we ignore
the lack of capitalization because
really who cares it’s Facebook this post
is still constructed in such a way that
we’re left assuming he’s
enthusiastically coming out of the
closet when we read it a second time we
realize that’s of course not what he
means but we agree with his buddy Matt
dude you have got to figure out this
whole comma thing before we get to our
embarrassingly funny top pick here are
some honorable mentions
[Music]
number one bone apple tea on this list
we’ve already learned the English is
hard but foreign languages are even more
difficult if ever you’re not sure about
an exotic word or phrase grab a
dictionary mask an expert or at the very
least turn to Google to make sure what
you’re saying if only this guy had done
any of those things before he posted a
pic of his meal highlighted by the
caption bon Apple tea she’s a lucky
person he doesn’t speak French don’t
speak French to him it’ll embarrass him
for those of you who don’t speak French
the proper pronunciation is bonne epic
tea and it basically translates to enjoy
your meal frankly if you’re sitting down
to a serving of bone Apple tea the last
thing you’re going to be doing is
enjoying your meal do you agree with our
pics check out these other great clips
from WatchMojo and subscribe for new
videos every day
internet is there forever
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
counting down our picks for the top ten
cringy look posts before we begin we
publish new videos every day
so be sure to subscribe for more great
content for this list we’re grabbing a
handful of Facebook posts that have made
the rounds online either because they’re
filled with grammatical errors lacking
punctuation or jammed with the kind of
nonsense logic that makes us facepalm
and question our own existence don’t
call me stupid
alright to call you a stupid would be an
insult to stupid people number 10 that
would be chicken Ella hey we get it
English is hard words don’t always mean
what you think they mean case in point
Alexander takes to Facebook to brag
about eating a raw chicken breast but
soon he’s warned about the possibility
of him catching the deadly salmonella
if only Alex had known what salmonella
was before responding with I ate chicken
not salmon dude honestly for this guy’s
sake we hope this was a joke made on
purpose but we guess we’ll never know
why is it called chicken by the sphere
in the sea chicken oh this thing is a
brand also protip although the word
salmonella has salmon in it you don’t
get it just from salmon eating any
contaminated food puts you at risk
number 9
password censored everyone has those
friends who share stuff about hidden
Facebook hacks well according to our
friend Rob here typing your password
into Facebook forces the system to
censor it in an effort to keep your
account secure and legit we guess until
you scroll down to the comments and find
that a few of his friends have revealed
their passwords with no asterisk in
sight one through three four five
stupidest combination I ever had in my
life
I kind of think an idiot would have on
his luggage internet security rule
number one never give your information
out over social media you never know
who’s viewing your activity better reset
those passwords quickly guys Oster
combination one two three four five
two three four five yes that’s amazing I
got the same combination on my luggage
number eight well someone’s got daddy
issues come on dad stand up and take a
bow not to sound like grammar nazis but
correct punctuation is key especially if
you don’t want to be misunderstood on
social media some sentences can lose
their meaning entirely due to missing
commas sentences like this for example
so much for calling me Dad this Facebook
post could mean one of three things
either way he’s talking about a child
who refuses to call him dad see he’s
disappointed by his lack of nicknames in
the bedroom or see his father told him
he was going to call and didn’t as we
learn in the comments the answer was C
but our friend with the daddy issues
could have saved his buddies from
confusion if he just used a darn comma
who taught you grammar get out number
seven define taxi sometimes somebody
will post something on social media that
will make you stop and consider how
others view the world and think society
functions you know we’re living in a
society with the books in a civilized
way such as the case with this entry
clearly irritated at having to act as a
chauffeur this person took to Facebook
to let the world know that he or she is
no bloody taxi service if you expect a
lift you will be expected to fork up the
dough exactly the way a taxi service
works we get the complaint but any logic
there may have been behind it is negated
by irony
yes somebody won’t be working for uber
or lyft any time soon I presume a crisp
high-five for you then number six
trapped on an escalator we’re sure there
are some people out there who believe
machines will become so advanced it’ll
allow humans to become lazy couch
potatoes who don’t or can’t do anything
for themselves sounds like a stretch to
us but when stories like this pop up it
does seem like the end is nigh this
Facebook fail recounts the harrowing
saga of a person who gets trapped on an
escalator when the power goes out
because when the power failed so did his
or her leg
one friend tried to save the situation
in the comments hoping the poster meant
trapped in an elevator but nope it was
in fact an escalator somebody number
five it’s all fun and games until
someone changes their relationship
status whose little tip with that many
jokes are better left untold especially
if you don’t know how your audience will
react if only our subject here had
considered that before posting a joke
that can be interpreted as misogynistic
a woman’s on a plane that’s about to
crash and want some man on the plane to
make her quote feel like a woman before
she dies the punchline a man throws his
shirt at her and says here I earned this
ha ha we get it very funny am i right
come on so tell us some love I hate
showing toddlers
well Luke may think he’s a clever
comedian but less than five minutes
after the joke was posted his
relationship status changes he whatever
could have made the relationship fall
apart so quickly mama number four
elevators are dumb you want to know
what’s dumb elevators all they do is go
up and down all day long yeah we don’t
really get why you’d criticize an
elevator either but here we are whoever
posted this to Facebook was in an
elevator that was incredibly dumb
because it had a button for the floor he
or she was on okay here’s how elevators
work you push the button wait for the
elevator walk in then push another
button to the floor you want to go –
honestly it just floors us that someone
would be critical of elevators sure they
have their ups and down but it’s dumb on
so many levels
and it really pushes our buttons kind of
crash your back
I don’t know I press your number three
eagle wanna cracker pop quiz don’t worry
it’s easy what bird is associated with
the United States of America well we
thought it was common knowledge that the
answer is a bald eagle but apparently
somebody didn’t get the memo
our Person of Interest posted a picture
of the Stars and Stripes with an eagle
artistically edited into the foreground
however he forced us to facepalm when he
captioned it with American flag and
weird-looking parrot
now without actually doing any research
on this we can tell you that the kind of
parrots we usually picture are much more
colorful than Eagles we’re not saying
you need to study ornithology in
American history to post on Facebook but
like dude know your bird wisdom is not
something that is given it is something
that is attained okay goodbye number two
more comma problems remember earlier
when we said you should always check
your punctuation
now here’s another Facebook fail to
drive that point home even if we ignore
the lack of capitalization because
really who cares it’s Facebook this post
is still constructed in such a way that
we’re left assuming he’s
enthusiastically coming out of the
closet when we read it a second time we
realize that’s of course not what he
means but we agree with his buddy Matt
dude you have got to figure out this
whole comma thing before we get to our
embarrassingly funny top pick here are
some honorable mentions
[Music]
number one bone apple tea on this list
we’ve already learned the English is
hard but foreign languages are even more
difficult if ever you’re not sure about
an exotic word or phrase grab a
dictionary mask an expert or at the very
least turn to Google to make sure what
you’re saying if only this guy had done
any of those things before he posted a
pic of his meal highlighted by the
caption bon Apple tea she’s a lucky
person he doesn’t speak French don’t
speak French to him it’ll embarrass him
for those of you who don’t speak French
the proper pronunciation is bonne epic
tea and it basically translates to enjoy
your meal frankly if you’re sitting down
to a serving of bone Apple tea the last
thing you’re going to be doing is
enjoying your meal do you agree with our
pics check out these other great clips
from WatchMojo and subscribe for new
videos every day
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