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we love to hate these pretentious
self-obsessed jerks everything that
needs to be covered covered when you
know covering is appropriate welcome to
watchmojo.com and today we’re counting
down our picks for the top ten obnoxious
live-action TV characters a shape that
goes for this list we’re looking at the
television characters that we can’t help
but hate for their inflated egos and
cringe inducing behavior we’ve
eliminated news talk show and late night
hosts reality personalities and
characters we’ve deemed Psychopaths
so King Joffrey and Walter White won’t
be appearing on this list we’ll let you
decide which categories they fall into
number 10 jean-ralphio Saperstein Parks
and Recreation that’s just for starters
I will work for you I’ll be on you 24/7
I’ll be like your family I’m here when
you get here in the morning sure enough
I’ll be there tucking into bed at night
don’t worry it’s not gay do we have
questions think of a man in his late 20s
who behaved like a 13 year old boy is
completely delusional and never stops
talking you’re probably thinking of
someone like John Ralphie oh this
manchild torments our favorite Parks and
Rec characters with his insufferable
antics and inane approach to social
interactions you want to come home with
me don’t you work at lady Foot Locker he
incessantly hits on everything with a
pulse assigns ridiculously childish
nicknames to people obsesses over his
image and this may be the worst part he
lives on his daddy’s money or the money
from the people he sues I made my money
the old-fashioned way I got run over by
Alexis one redeeming quality though is
that he regularly sings about his
mundane life and it is hilarious I feel
good about this I know you can hit me up
on Facebook anytime day or night you
know that right take everybody boom
awaiting your new assistant I want to
punch you
face so bad right now number nine dr.
Perry Cox scrubs Laverne would you go
ahead and thank what’s-his-name for me
gee attempt to go sit down and listen up
newbie the world’s most sarcastic doctor
is here to simultaneously save your life
and ruin it in the same breath
eisenhower was a sissy dr. Cox is an
undeniably brilliant doctor who truly
cares about both his patients and his
unwanted protege JD but he’s also a
grade-a jerk that’s a terrific guy
arguably the most sarcastic man on
television he brutally breaks his
interns with overly enunciated colorful
insults and metaphors fans of the show
love his long rage-filled rants complete
with downright mean metaphors
comparisons and his creative use of the
English language you must have a
metaphor you want to use hit me with it
I suppose I could riffle lists of things
that I care as little about as our last
week together let me see we’re just
happy we’re not on the receiving end of
any of them the Republican National
Convention number eight Newman Seinfeld
hello Newman
hello Jerry Jerry’s sworn enemy and
Kramer’s occasional partner in crime
this chubby schemer has it out for
everybody even the way Newman speaks is
obnoxious as a federal employee I
believe the law is all we have
it’s all that separates us from the
savages who don’t deserve even the
privilege of the Daily Mail he’s
mastered a sinister tone for the
emphatic delivery of the insults and
accusations he carefully craps and
dishes out this of course opposes the
reality of his life he’s really just a
lowly postal worker and his so rotund he
usually exhausts himself before he
reaches the end of his rent every day
two piles of more and more and more you
gotta get it up but the more you get out
to mark is coming in at the foxhole
greater Frank
miss Clara Neumann is definitely a man
worth avoiding thankfully though a
drakes coffee cake will send him packing
number seven Rodney Ruxin the league
missing Baltimore huh yep yes a wire no
just brutal you should check it out on
blu-ray we have no idea how this
neurotic selfish fantasy football
obsessed lawyer ever scored his
beautiful wife seeing is how he has no
sense of right and wrong and takes that
as permission to do horrible things I
like you yeah I like it too
it was kissing front of some other
people okay Ruxin is emasculating
put-downs are equally dispersed among
his fellow League opponents leaving each
of them stunned at his complete
disregard for decency Ruxin is squirmy
and kids are justifiably scared of him
their parents should be too to him
winning is everything
Andre I am going to savage you this week
it’s the Shiva is at stake the trophy
awarded to the winner of the league
we’re not sure there’s a limit to what
he do his soul is forever unclean how
much was your postage she didn’t cost
anything she totally came her on her own
well congratulations number six Larry
David Curb Your Enthusiasm okay
well do you have any idea how you may
have gotten this rash you know the only
thing I can think of is I’ve been seeing
this nine-year-old girl and she kinda
has a rash on her pussy George Costanza
is one of televisions most delightfully
selfish jerks but the man who inspired
and co-created the character is even
more of a curmudgeon if you can believe
it
are you my Caucasian I’m your man are
you Michael gay I’m called Kate all
right yeah basically
Larry is what Costanza would be with the
added bitterness of old age as he finds
a problem with everything and is
incapable of biting his tongue flirting
out whatever is on his mind
this leads Larry into horribly
uncomfortable situations and ensures
that pretty much nobody wants to be
around him
as you would say audiences however love
his obnoxious persona because he points
out all the problems with life that the
rest of us are just too nice to complain
about this makes him the definition of a
character we love to hate another cult
ahead number 5 Ari Gold
Entourage he asked you to send me up did
you tell him that you don’t send me
anywhere did you tell him that no one
sends me anywhere in this agency did you
tell us that I send myself where I want
there’s a certain ruthlessness one must
have if one hopes to reach the upper
echelon of Hollywood in ari’s case he
definitely has the ruthlessness but with
an added dab of insanity he is the king
of verbal Smackdown designing
well-crafted and extremely offensive
rants which range from racists to
homophobic mostly directed at his
faithful assistants Floyd swear to me
that you will never again say anything
offensive to me about my race for my
sexual orientation I can’t swear to that
but I promise I will always apologize
after however nobody is safe from his
rage ari fires people at will and
regularly neglects his family so while
the rest of the entourage crew could
probably stake a claim for this list Ari
clearly rises above or rather sinks
below them hey Adam yeah just so you
know your girlfriend with you is in the
mailroom she offered to blow me true
story
number four Dennis Reynolds It’s Always
Sunny in Philadelphia
I’ve contained my rage for as long as
possible but I shall unleash my fury
upon you like the crashing of a thousand
waves begone vile man begone from me
from the very first episode of this FX
show Dennis has proven to be a complete
and utter narcissist he openly admits he
cares for no one but himself is obsessed
with status
and holds no convictions instead
choosing whatever best serves his
interests probably the smartest of the
patties gang which isn’t saying much he
believes he’s better than his friends
and constantly reminds them of it
yeah then assorted jean shorts you know
where you forget me when you’re jogging
to me worst of all
Dennis prides himself on his
manipulation skills particularly towards
women how did you not know that the
reason I invited you back to my bar mr.
Banyon he walks a tightrope between
asshole and sociopaths usually leaning
towards the latter but you don’t have to
take our word for it just consult the
Dennis system which brings me to the
second end neglect emotionally stop
taking your phone calls cancel all your
plans number three
Schmidt new girl I need some water so
can you move yeah that’s not gonna
happen out he just you know slide me
like a curtain okay
different from the rest of our list
Schmidt is a lovable and charming guy
who’s a good friend to the people he
cares about but despite his redeeming
qualities he’s still a big-time douche
I know it sounds kind of cheesy but I
only thought that I was going to be the
man to bone Cece for the rest of her
life
Schmidt is obsessed with his image and
status and he reminds you of that with
every word he speaks his interests
include his driving moccasins cardigans
Kanye West’s kimonos liberal tweets lap
dance pants and his own penis among
other things all of which make us cringe
and laugh at the same time everything
seems to turn you on look Cece a bird
how ah damn it Schmidt is a mother bird
in her net
thankfully she Mets roommates keep his
personality in check by making him pay
money to the designated douche bag jar
needless to say he’s lost a lot of money
Nick I came up with the best name for an
uncircumcised penis mr. Bennet
turtleneck yeah jar number two Pete
Campbell Mad Men man II wouldn’t hurt a
fly even if he thought it was rich there
is no room for loyalty on Madison Avenue
thought Pete sends this notion to new
heights he takes
ruthlessness beyond the corporate world
and treats even those he’s meant to
truly care for horribly he cheats on its
soon-to-be wife at his bachelor party
and outs dawn as a fraud I know that
your name is not Donald Draper it’s Dick
Whitman trader status aside he’s also
just downright scummy Pete is
particularly horrible to women
disrespecting and degrading them and the
way he talks to his colleagues at work
would turn anyone off of the corporate
world no I’m from Brooklyn well you’re
in the city now wouldn’t be a sin for us
to see your legs there are plenty of
obnoxious Sterling Cooper employees to
choose from including duck fella but
Pete is truly the cream of the jerks
crop you haven’t thought this through I
don’t know
but I’m pretty sure you won’t be working
here anymore
before we unveil our number one pick
here are some honorable or in this case
dishonorable mentions I don’t know what
you mean by NatWest I want Wes to want
thanks total crap you suck hearing you
don’t please don’t no you know what
you’re fired
no you’re all fired each and every one
of you Merry Christmas
what about you weird kid don’t take this
the wrong way or anything but you look
like a panting sniffer not punishment
number one Kenny Powers eastbound and
down what’s up gasps yo got a curriculum
now oh Jesus Christ
bicha spell what can we say about Kenny
Powers this ex professional baseball
player turned gym teacher once tasted
power and celebrity and the world will
never stop hearing about it Tampa said
their finest man to my home to
personally sign me for next season I’m
back on top his unbelievably inflated
ego leads him to believe he’s far better
than every person he comes into contact
with and his complete lack of
self-awareness or understanding of
decency basically all but guarantees
that the worst thing that can come out
of his mouth will come out of his mouth
in the computer room little second
drawer where I keep my weed underneath
the handgun there’s a stack of porn that
will put calluses on those little hands
of yours whether it’s sports or sex he
finds a way to ruin it for the rest of
us worse yet this man never redeems
himself the worst of humanity shines
through Kenny Powers I guess we know who
is goose
Shane is goose because then that motion
picture of goose does so Shane is dead
so he would be goose
do you agree with our list yeah who do
you think is the most obnoxious
live-action TV character what happened
to you what you didn’t used to be like
this Schmidt what are you talking about
I’ve got so much work it’s not uncommon
for more hilarious top 10s published
every day be sure to subscribe to
watchmojo.com okay
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we love to hate these pretentious
self-obsessed jerks everything that
needs to be covered covered when you
know covering is appropriate welcome to
watchmojo.com and today we’re counting
down our picks for the top ten obnoxious
live-action TV characters a shape that
goes for this list we’re looking at the
television characters that we can’t help
but hate for their inflated egos and
cringe inducing behavior we’ve
eliminated news talk show and late night
hosts reality personalities and
characters we’ve deemed Psychopaths
so King Joffrey and Walter White won’t
be appearing on this list we’ll let you
decide which categories they fall into
number 10 jean-ralphio Saperstein Parks
and Recreation that’s just for starters
I will work for you I’ll be on you 24/7
I’ll be like your family I’m here when
you get here in the morning sure enough
I’ll be there tucking into bed at night
don’t worry it’s not gay do we have
questions think of a man in his late 20s
who behaved like a 13 year old boy is
completely delusional and never stops
talking you’re probably thinking of
someone like John Ralphie oh this
manchild torments our favorite Parks and
Rec characters with his insufferable
antics and inane approach to social
interactions you want to come home with
me don’t you work at lady Foot Locker he
incessantly hits on everything with a
pulse assigns ridiculously childish
nicknames to people obsesses over his
image and this may be the worst part he
lives on his daddy’s money or the money
from the people he sues I made my money
the old-fashioned way I got run over by
Alexis one redeeming quality though is
that he regularly sings about his
mundane life and it is hilarious I feel
good about this I know you can hit me up
on Facebook anytime day or night you
know that right take everybody boom
awaiting your new assistant I want to
punch you
face so bad right now number nine dr.
Perry Cox scrubs Laverne would you go
ahead and thank what’s-his-name for me
gee attempt to go sit down and listen up
newbie the world’s most sarcastic doctor
is here to simultaneously save your life
and ruin it in the same breath
eisenhower was a sissy dr. Cox is an
undeniably brilliant doctor who truly
cares about both his patients and his
unwanted protege JD but he’s also a
grade-a jerk that’s a terrific guy
arguably the most sarcastic man on
television he brutally breaks his
interns with overly enunciated colorful
insults and metaphors fans of the show
love his long rage-filled rants complete
with downright mean metaphors
comparisons and his creative use of the
English language you must have a
metaphor you want to use hit me with it
I suppose I could riffle lists of things
that I care as little about as our last
week together let me see we’re just
happy we’re not on the receiving end of
any of them the Republican National
Convention number eight Newman Seinfeld
hello Newman
hello Jerry Jerry’s sworn enemy and
Kramer’s occasional partner in crime
this chubby schemer has it out for
everybody even the way Newman speaks is
obnoxious as a federal employee I
believe the law is all we have
it’s all that separates us from the
savages who don’t deserve even the
privilege of the Daily Mail he’s
mastered a sinister tone for the
emphatic delivery of the insults and
accusations he carefully craps and
dishes out this of course opposes the
reality of his life he’s really just a
lowly postal worker and his so rotund he
usually exhausts himself before he
reaches the end of his rent every day
two piles of more and more and more you
gotta get it up but the more you get out
to mark is coming in at the foxhole
greater Frank
miss Clara Neumann is definitely a man
worth avoiding thankfully though a
drakes coffee cake will send him packing
number seven Rodney Ruxin the league
missing Baltimore huh yep yes a wire no
just brutal you should check it out on
blu-ray we have no idea how this
neurotic selfish fantasy football
obsessed lawyer ever scored his
beautiful wife seeing is how he has no
sense of right and wrong and takes that
as permission to do horrible things I
like you yeah I like it too
it was kissing front of some other
people okay Ruxin is emasculating
put-downs are equally dispersed among
his fellow League opponents leaving each
of them stunned at his complete
disregard for decency Ruxin is squirmy
and kids are justifiably scared of him
their parents should be too to him
winning is everything
Andre I am going to savage you this week
it’s the Shiva is at stake the trophy
awarded to the winner of the league
we’re not sure there’s a limit to what
he do his soul is forever unclean how
much was your postage she didn’t cost
anything she totally came her on her own
well congratulations number six Larry
David Curb Your Enthusiasm okay
well do you have any idea how you may
have gotten this rash you know the only
thing I can think of is I’ve been seeing
this nine-year-old girl and she kinda
has a rash on her pussy George Costanza
is one of televisions most delightfully
selfish jerks but the man who inspired
and co-created the character is even
more of a curmudgeon if you can believe
it
are you my Caucasian I’m your man are
you Michael gay I’m called Kate all
right yeah basically
Larry is what Costanza would be with the
added bitterness of old age as he finds
a problem with everything and is
incapable of biting his tongue flirting
out whatever is on his mind
this leads Larry into horribly
uncomfortable situations and ensures
that pretty much nobody wants to be
around him
as you would say audiences however love
his obnoxious persona because he points
out all the problems with life that the
rest of us are just too nice to complain
about this makes him the definition of a
character we love to hate another cult
ahead number 5 Ari Gold
Entourage he asked you to send me up did
you tell him that you don’t send me
anywhere did you tell him that no one
sends me anywhere in this agency did you
tell us that I send myself where I want
there’s a certain ruthlessness one must
have if one hopes to reach the upper
echelon of Hollywood in ari’s case he
definitely has the ruthlessness but with
an added dab of insanity he is the king
of verbal Smackdown designing
well-crafted and extremely offensive
rants which range from racists to
homophobic mostly directed at his
faithful assistants Floyd swear to me
that you will never again say anything
offensive to me about my race for my
sexual orientation I can’t swear to that
but I promise I will always apologize
after however nobody is safe from his
rage ari fires people at will and
regularly neglects his family so while
the rest of the entourage crew could
probably stake a claim for this list Ari
clearly rises above or rather sinks
below them hey Adam yeah just so you
know your girlfriend with you is in the
mailroom she offered to blow me true
story
number four Dennis Reynolds It’s Always
Sunny in Philadelphia
I’ve contained my rage for as long as
possible but I shall unleash my fury
upon you like the crashing of a thousand
waves begone vile man begone from me
from the very first episode of this FX
show Dennis has proven to be a complete
and utter narcissist he openly admits he
cares for no one but himself is obsessed
with status
and holds no convictions instead
choosing whatever best serves his
interests probably the smartest of the
patties gang which isn’t saying much he
believes he’s better than his friends
and constantly reminds them of it
yeah then assorted jean shorts you know
where you forget me when you’re jogging
to me worst of all
Dennis prides himself on his
manipulation skills particularly towards
women how did you not know that the
reason I invited you back to my bar mr.
Banyon he walks a tightrope between
asshole and sociopaths usually leaning
towards the latter but you don’t have to
take our word for it just consult the
Dennis system which brings me to the
second end neglect emotionally stop
taking your phone calls cancel all your
plans number three
Schmidt new girl I need some water so
can you move yeah that’s not gonna
happen out he just you know slide me
like a curtain okay
different from the rest of our list
Schmidt is a lovable and charming guy
who’s a good friend to the people he
cares about but despite his redeeming
qualities he’s still a big-time douche
I know it sounds kind of cheesy but I
only thought that I was going to be the
man to bone Cece for the rest of her
life
Schmidt is obsessed with his image and
status and he reminds you of that with
every word he speaks his interests
include his driving moccasins cardigans
Kanye West’s kimonos liberal tweets lap
dance pants and his own penis among
other things all of which make us cringe
and laugh at the same time everything
seems to turn you on look Cece a bird
how ah damn it Schmidt is a mother bird
in her net
thankfully she Mets roommates keep his
personality in check by making him pay
money to the designated douche bag jar
needless to say he’s lost a lot of money
Nick I came up with the best name for an
uncircumcised penis mr. Bennet
turtleneck yeah jar number two Pete
Campbell Mad Men man II wouldn’t hurt a
fly even if he thought it was rich there
is no room for loyalty on Madison Avenue
thought Pete sends this notion to new
heights he takes
ruthlessness beyond the corporate world
and treats even those he’s meant to
truly care for horribly he cheats on its
soon-to-be wife at his bachelor party
and outs dawn as a fraud I know that
your name is not Donald Draper it’s Dick
Whitman trader status aside he’s also
just downright scummy Pete is
particularly horrible to women
disrespecting and degrading them and the
way he talks to his colleagues at work
would turn anyone off of the corporate
world no I’m from Brooklyn well you’re
in the city now wouldn’t be a sin for us
to see your legs there are plenty of
obnoxious Sterling Cooper employees to
choose from including duck fella but
Pete is truly the cream of the jerks
crop you haven’t thought this through I
don’t know
but I’m pretty sure you won’t be working
here anymore
before we unveil our number one pick
here are some honorable or in this case
dishonorable mentions I don’t know what
you mean by NatWest I want Wes to want
thanks total crap you suck hearing you
don’t please don’t no you know what
you’re fired
no you’re all fired each and every one
of you Merry Christmas
what about you weird kid don’t take this
the wrong way or anything but you look
like a panting sniffer not punishment
number one Kenny Powers eastbound and
down what’s up gasps yo got a curriculum
now oh Jesus Christ
bicha spell what can we say about Kenny
Powers this ex professional baseball
player turned gym teacher once tasted
power and celebrity and the world will
never stop hearing about it Tampa said
their finest man to my home to
personally sign me for next season I’m
back on top his unbelievably inflated
ego leads him to believe he’s far better
than every person he comes into contact
with and his complete lack of
self-awareness or understanding of
decency basically all but guarantees
that the worst thing that can come out
of his mouth will come out of his mouth
in the computer room little second
drawer where I keep my weed underneath
the handgun there’s a stack of porn that
will put calluses on those little hands
of yours whether it’s sports or sex he
finds a way to ruin it for the rest of
us worse yet this man never redeems
himself the worst of humanity shines
through Kenny Powers I guess we know who
is goose
Shane is goose because then that motion
picture of goose does so Shane is dead
so he would be goose
do you agree with our list yeah who do
you think is the most obnoxious
live-action TV character what happened
to you what you didn’t used to be like
this Schmidt what are you talking about
I’ve got so much work it’s not uncommon
for more hilarious top 10s published
every day be sure to subscribe to
watchmojo.com okay
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