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look out for that wait a second what the
hell is that
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’ll
be counting down our picks for the top
10 improvised or makeshift weapons in
video games because if it can be used as
a weapon but typically isn’t a weapon
you’ll find it on this list so bring on
the plastic bags electric wheelchairs
and Zippo lighters with aerosol cans but
please leave the guns and knives at home
number 10 plastic bag manhunt series mom
always warned you not to play with
plastic bags and in manhunt we find out
why because it’s pretty hard to fight
back when you can’t breathe
manhunt has been accused of being a
murder simulator and has been blamed for
inspiring a real-life murder in England
anyway the plastic bag is probably the
least bloody of all the executions as
all you do is sneak up behind the enemy
slip the bag over their head and hold it
there until they suffocate which in
videogame time is about 9 seconds number
9 head whip earthworm jim series
eat your heart out Indiana Jones the
head whippin earthworm jim is exactly
what it sounds like it’s Jim’s head and
in addition to being a jump rope it’s a
loud lash that can take out snowmen and
cause a refrigerator to fall in launch a
cow into space laia fridge is hanging
over the path and what the cow has to do
with anything besides crushing princess
what’s-her-name is kind of unclear but
that whip definitely does its job and
can argue with those results number
eight the penetrator Saints Row series
sure the purple double-headed dildo you
find at the police station bathroom in
grand theft auto san andreas is
definitely an effective weapon but the
penetrator in saints row the third is a
weapon that kind of makes very little
sense it’s a three foot long dick
attached to a baseball bat handle with
the physics of a jelly dildo I don’t
have to care for that what would you
need something like this there are three
ways to get it buy it for a hundred
bucks at the store like a normal perfect
earn it by kicking a mascots ass on the
medium hard or oh so hard difficulty or
as a reward for completing a mission the
penetrator also appears in Saints Row 4
and combining its wing with super
strength yields some pretty hilarious
results number seven the splat roller
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slimy little hipster you can’t handle my
wasabi beats the splat roller is a giant
paint roller that can paint turf shoot
ink it enemies or return projectiles as
a cross between a baseball bat and a
tennis racket although it’s designed to
claim turf and not be used as a weapon
it’s wide splash radius and ability to
rule over enemies faster than
chamillionaire’s greatest single makes
it ideal for close-range surprises the
splat roller is unfortunately out ranged
by the ink brush and word of advice if
you try to run over another character
who also has the splat roller you’ll
both be splattered number 6 – della T
sunset overdrive
only in a post-apocalyptic world
nicknamed the awesome pocalypse can you
have a gun that fires 50 plus vinyl
records and no one asks what the hell
you’re smokin high-fidelity does just
that
destroying mutant overcharge drinkers
gang members and the standard evil
corporation that screwed up the whole
world’s robots with the smoothness of a
Michael Jackson dance-off – thriller the
second gun you acquire in the game it’s
also featured in the easiest mission in
the game all you have to do is switch to
it from your old gun that was attached
while you friggin nailed it now comes
the part where the mutants swarm you and
the mentor does nothing but silently
judge you after summoning the enemies
number 5 bumper sword
Fallout New Vegas did anyone get the
license plate on that sword the bumper
sword in Fallout New Vegas is an actual
car bumper complete with license plate
and an exhaust pipe as the handle
survival is definitely difficult in the
post-nuclear Mojave Desert and some of
its inhabitants are a little screwy
including an army of invisible paranoid
mutants that carry these improvised
blades around as weapons now all you
need to complete it as a stop sign as a
shield
number four the head of Helios got a
four-three
okay so you’ve flooded the world by
killing Poseidon killed off all plant
life by killing Hera
so what could possibly go wrong if you
kill Helios the god of the Sun besides
permanent blackness of course well on
the plus side you get a weapon that you
can use to blind your enemies even if
those enemies are skeletons that have no
eyes don’t think about it too hard
sure Kratos could use the blades of
Exile to decapitate Helios but that’s no
way to get ahead in life am i right
number three aerosol can and Zippo
lighter blood
no one is really certain when this game
takes place as the protagonist is an
undead Wild West gun slinger battling
through areas influenced by World War
one the 1930s and the 1940s to get
revenge on an obscure Slavic god from
the 11th century some weapons are guns
useful for taking down zombies and
cultists but the spray can with a Zippo
lighter is a much more DIY kind of
flamethrower it’s not the only weapon in
the game that involves fire but it is
the only one that allows for a
continuous burst of flames do not try
this at home kids we can’t say that
enough because technically it would work
number two
plasma cutter dead space series so
apparently the plasma cutter was never
designed to be a weapon but just try to
make fun of Isaac Clark when he’s
holding a space-age nail gun to your
forehead actually that might not work
because when it comes to Necromorphs you
got to cut off their limbs
[Applause]
the plasma cutter is supposed to be a
converted mining tool that excels at
vertical and horizontal dismemberment
but the real question is why would you
allow an undead alien to get that close
to you what can we say it’s a horror
game which means everyone but the main
character dies a horrific death with emo
music blaring in the background oh that
end the bad guy is obviously still alive
at the end before we unveil our top pick
here’s a look at a few honorable
mentions hey schmuck
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number one everything
Dead Rising series
what can we say about a game we’re
combining a wheelchair with a battery
gets you a makeshift tank in the Dead
Rising series literally everything is a
weapon and you can combine weapons to
form more weapons if you can think of it
and locate the plans you can definitely
use it as a weapon take the lead pipe
and add chemicals for pukes of Hazard
create the chop and talk with a video
game console and a battle axe or go
Darth Maul by combining a machete and a
katana just about anything you can pick
up can help take out those boards of
zombies heading towards you no matter
how bizarre do you agree with our list
what’s your favorite improvised video
game weapon for more creative top 10s
published every day be sure to subscribe
to watchmojo.com
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you
look out for that wait a second what the
hell is that
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’ll
be counting down our picks for the top
10 improvised or makeshift weapons in
video games because if it can be used as
a weapon but typically isn’t a weapon
you’ll find it on this list so bring on
the plastic bags electric wheelchairs
and Zippo lighters with aerosol cans but
please leave the guns and knives at home
number 10 plastic bag manhunt series mom
always warned you not to play with
plastic bags and in manhunt we find out
why because it’s pretty hard to fight
back when you can’t breathe
manhunt has been accused of being a
murder simulator and has been blamed for
inspiring a real-life murder in England
anyway the plastic bag is probably the
least bloody of all the executions as
all you do is sneak up behind the enemy
slip the bag over their head and hold it
there until they suffocate which in
videogame time is about 9 seconds number
9 head whip earthworm jim series
eat your heart out Indiana Jones the
head whippin earthworm jim is exactly
what it sounds like it’s Jim’s head and
in addition to being a jump rope it’s a
loud lash that can take out snowmen and
cause a refrigerator to fall in launch a
cow into space laia fridge is hanging
over the path and what the cow has to do
with anything besides crushing princess
what’s-her-name is kind of unclear but
that whip definitely does its job and
can argue with those results number
eight the penetrator Saints Row series
sure the purple double-headed dildo you
find at the police station bathroom in
grand theft auto san andreas is
definitely an effective weapon but the
penetrator in saints row the third is a
weapon that kind of makes very little
sense it’s a three foot long dick
attached to a baseball bat handle with
the physics of a jelly dildo I don’t
have to care for that what would you
need something like this there are three
ways to get it buy it for a hundred
bucks at the store like a normal perfect
earn it by kicking a mascots ass on the
medium hard or oh so hard difficulty or
as a reward for completing a mission the
penetrator also appears in Saints Row 4
and combining its wing with super
strength yields some pretty hilarious
results number seven the splat roller
[Music]
slimy little hipster you can’t handle my
wasabi beats the splat roller is a giant
paint roller that can paint turf shoot
ink it enemies or return projectiles as
a cross between a baseball bat and a
tennis racket although it’s designed to
claim turf and not be used as a weapon
it’s wide splash radius and ability to
rule over enemies faster than
chamillionaire’s greatest single makes
it ideal for close-range surprises the
splat roller is unfortunately out ranged
by the ink brush and word of advice if
you try to run over another character
who also has the splat roller you’ll
both be splattered number 6 – della T
sunset overdrive
only in a post-apocalyptic world
nicknamed the awesome pocalypse can you
have a gun that fires 50 plus vinyl
records and no one asks what the hell
you’re smokin high-fidelity does just
that
destroying mutant overcharge drinkers
gang members and the standard evil
corporation that screwed up the whole
world’s robots with the smoothness of a
Michael Jackson dance-off – thriller the
second gun you acquire in the game it’s
also featured in the easiest mission in
the game all you have to do is switch to
it from your old gun that was attached
while you friggin nailed it now comes
the part where the mutants swarm you and
the mentor does nothing but silently
judge you after summoning the enemies
number 5 bumper sword
Fallout New Vegas did anyone get the
license plate on that sword the bumper
sword in Fallout New Vegas is an actual
car bumper complete with license plate
and an exhaust pipe as the handle
survival is definitely difficult in the
post-nuclear Mojave Desert and some of
its inhabitants are a little screwy
including an army of invisible paranoid
mutants that carry these improvised
blades around as weapons now all you
need to complete it as a stop sign as a
shield
number four the head of Helios got a
four-three
okay so you’ve flooded the world by
killing Poseidon killed off all plant
life by killing Hera
so what could possibly go wrong if you
kill Helios the god of the Sun besides
permanent blackness of course well on
the plus side you get a weapon that you
can use to blind your enemies even if
those enemies are skeletons that have no
eyes don’t think about it too hard
sure Kratos could use the blades of
Exile to decapitate Helios but that’s no
way to get ahead in life am i right
number three aerosol can and Zippo
lighter blood
no one is really certain when this game
takes place as the protagonist is an
undead Wild West gun slinger battling
through areas influenced by World War
one the 1930s and the 1940s to get
revenge on an obscure Slavic god from
the 11th century some weapons are guns
useful for taking down zombies and
cultists but the spray can with a Zippo
lighter is a much more DIY kind of
flamethrower it’s not the only weapon in
the game that involves fire but it is
the only one that allows for a
continuous burst of flames do not try
this at home kids we can’t say that
enough because technically it would work
number two
plasma cutter dead space series so
apparently the plasma cutter was never
designed to be a weapon but just try to
make fun of Isaac Clark when he’s
holding a space-age nail gun to your
forehead actually that might not work
because when it comes to Necromorphs you
got to cut off their limbs
[Applause]
the plasma cutter is supposed to be a
converted mining tool that excels at
vertical and horizontal dismemberment
but the real question is why would you
allow an undead alien to get that close
to you what can we say it’s a horror
game which means everyone but the main
character dies a horrific death with emo
music blaring in the background oh that
end the bad guy is obviously still alive
at the end before we unveil our top pick
here’s a look at a few honorable
mentions hey schmuck
[Music]
number one everything
Dead Rising series
what can we say about a game we’re
combining a wheelchair with a battery
gets you a makeshift tank in the Dead
Rising series literally everything is a
weapon and you can combine weapons to
form more weapons if you can think of it
and locate the plans you can definitely
use it as a weapon take the lead pipe
and add chemicals for pukes of Hazard
create the chop and talk with a video
game console and a battle axe or go
Darth Maul by combining a machete and a
katana just about anything you can pick
up can help take out those boards of
zombies heading towards you no matter
how bizarre do you agree with our list
what’s your favorite improvised video
game weapon for more creative top 10s
published every day be sure to subscribe
to watchmojo.com
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