some like it hot some sweat when the
heat is on welcome to watchmojo.com and
in this installment of verses we’re
pitting winter against summer to see
which season we look forward to more
every year party flower oh gosh
for this showdown note that we’ll be
talking about the typical classic view
of the winter as experienced in the
northeastern USA and the typical views
of summer with the Sun and the heat
listen buddy if you gotta let us in the
pool it’s so hot try to understand we
are at capacity
round 1 help when winter rolls around
so does cold and flu season it’s all
about runny noses coughing and chicken
noodle soup most people end up with some
sort of cold and a fair few end up with
the flu as well both can be contagious
and if you’re not careful you could
spread them around and infect others
it’s the gift no one will thank you for
– hmm sneeze what’s with the Schmidt
fling thankfully there is a plethora of
over-the-counter medications that can
help you get better fast and you can
even get a shot to help prevent you from
getting sick in the first place when the
weather changes from cold to hot flowers
bloom however with the flowers comes
pollen one of nature’s more beautiful
causes of allergies look at that that’s
more palm and you and I will ever see in
a lifetime runny noses coughing and
sneezing are common in the warmer months
but at least when you’re miserable and
it’s hot out you’re not stuck inside
unlike colds allergies are a bit more
persistent and can last longer but they
too can be controlled with
over-the-counter medication or by
enjoying nature from behind a window
though we can’t ignore all the bugs that
come out during this time either
at least you can get your vitamin D
naturally from all that sunlight since
you probably won’t be taking as many
sick days in the summer the hotter
season wins the
round winner summer round to outdoor
activities and sports snow and ice
makers but for others the coming of
these signals the perfect time to pack
on the layers and go play some winter
sports dudes let’s shred for those who
want to hit the slopes they’re skiing
and snowboarding as well as snow tubing
for those who prefer to hit the ice
instead you could always go skating or
lace up and play some hockey but wait
there’s more maybe you’ll want to try
ice fishing or see what it’s like to
live in an igloo on the other hand
summer is the perfect time for almost
any sport do you like basketball
baseball or football how about playing
some beach volleyball or hitting the
tennis courts and let’s not forget
there’s always street hockey game on
yeah game on if you’re not the
competitive type you can always go out
for a jog or a swim in a city pool or if
you’re lucky enough to live by the beach
take a dip in the ocean then there’s
camping fishing and or roasting
marshmallows around the campfire come on
who doesn’t love s’mores there are just
so many sports and activities to do when
it’s warm out that we have to give this
round to summer winter summer round 3
seasonal treats foods and snacks we
guarantee that winter is your dentist’s
favorite time of year what with all
these sugary treats and candy that
everyone likes to eat when the holidays
come around you’re a monster
I’m not the monster here you are you and
the rest of that fairy tale crash
poisoning my perfect world gingerbread
men Christmas cookies candy canes and
other teeth rotting treats are
highlights of the snowy months we elves
try to stick to the four main food
groups candy candy cane
candy corns syrup when you’re done
playing in the snow you can always come
in for some hot chocolate a cup of tea
or a nice mug full of eggnog and who
doesn’t love some steaming hot soup to
warm you up whether it’s of the chicken
noodle ramen or split pea variety summer
also has its fair share of seasonal food
most of which you can get while you’re
out enjoying the warm weather if you
want to cool down there are plenty of
places that sell ice cream snow cones or
even popsicles if you need a quick snack
grab a hot dog or a pretzel from a local
stand and wash it down with a nice cool
glass of lemonade or sugary iced tea
this is great iced tea also the smell
and the products of a good old-fashioned
barbecue are unbeatable
while those summer delights are all good
in their own right nothing beats the
taste of freshly baked holiday cookies
so winter wins this round also we must
remind you to leave some out for Santa
with a glass of milk
Nach winter winter round for major
holidays starting off in December we
have Christmas Hanukkah and Kwanzaa with
New Year’s right around the corner you
know what
December is just one long celebration
these holidays have a tendency to bring
together loved ones and hopefully
inspire you to be generous and improve
yourselves in the coming year cheer up
dude it’s Christmas after everything
dies down in January February starts off
with a weather predicting groundhog
morning
obsolete a groundhog followed by the
International Day of love Valentine’s
Day summer holidays in North America at
least run a bit more patriotic hey quit
it Hermes it’s Labor Day Labor Day that
phony-baloney holiday crammed down our
throats by fat cat Union gangsters
that’s the one hot damn a deal the true
summer party season is July where
America celebrates Independence Day on
the 4th with fireworks and cookouts
while Canadians celebrate Canada Day on
the 1st where they do all of that only
with better beer Jesus got beard on
these big kicks beer oh yes beer for the
party if you’re a student then you’re
looking forward to the time off but
that’s
not really an official holiday per se
though the summer months have some
important days this round ultimately
goes to winter there’s a reason we refer
to that period in December as the
holidays winner winter round five
weather when you think of winter one of
the first things that comes to mind is
snow for children it’s all about
building snowmen and snow forts making
snow angels and having snowball fights
although adults can have some fun in the
snow it’s more of an inconvenience
filled with snow shoveling snow tires
and dealing with snow plowed icy roads
also with all that ice you have to be
careful not to fall and seriously injure
yourself I’m Jeff of course you could
always use the cold as an excuse to
snuggle up under the covers with that QT
you’ve been I okay much but don’t be
surprised if a snuggle monster shows up
well I hope he’s accompanied by the how
was your day monster and they foot rub
monster and they let me just so worried
he’s not showing up sure summertime has
its own share of weather problems with
thunderstorms hurricanes and tornadoes
in some places but most of the time it’s
clear skies and sunny days getting to
work is a breeze and you probably get
more fresh air and exercise by choosing
to walk or bike to your office as long
as you don’t live in one of those very
humid locations or it’s pouring out of
course children can have just as much
fun outside especially during their
summer vacation waiting in their kiddie
pools jumping on trampolines and running
around at the park Plus warm weather
lets you shed all those layers of
clothing you’ve been hiding under for
months
what can we say warm weather causes
fewer problems in the long haul so we’ve
got to give it to summer here winner
summer by a score of three to two
summer wins winter may have its fair
share of good times and advantages but
it just can’t quite compare to summer is
our verdict get your blood boiling
be sure to debate in the comments below
and for more heated vs. battles be sure
to subscribe to watchmojo.com I think I
have a way for us to beat the heat
tonight Philly style
heat is on welcome to watchmojo.com and
in this installment of verses we’re
pitting winter against summer to see
which season we look forward to more
every year party flower oh gosh
for this showdown note that we’ll be
talking about the typical classic view
of the winter as experienced in the
northeastern USA and the typical views
of summer with the Sun and the heat
listen buddy if you gotta let us in the
pool it’s so hot try to understand we
are at capacity
round 1 help when winter rolls around
so does cold and flu season it’s all
about runny noses coughing and chicken
noodle soup most people end up with some
sort of cold and a fair few end up with
the flu as well both can be contagious
and if you’re not careful you could
spread them around and infect others
it’s the gift no one will thank you for
– hmm sneeze what’s with the Schmidt
fling thankfully there is a plethora of
over-the-counter medications that can
help you get better fast and you can
even get a shot to help prevent you from
getting sick in the first place when the
weather changes from cold to hot flowers
bloom however with the flowers comes
pollen one of nature’s more beautiful
causes of allergies look at that that’s
more palm and you and I will ever see in
a lifetime runny noses coughing and
sneezing are common in the warmer months
but at least when you’re miserable and
it’s hot out you’re not stuck inside
unlike colds allergies are a bit more
persistent and can last longer but they
too can be controlled with
over-the-counter medication or by
enjoying nature from behind a window
though we can’t ignore all the bugs that
come out during this time either
at least you can get your vitamin D
naturally from all that sunlight since
you probably won’t be taking as many
sick days in the summer the hotter
season wins the
round winner summer round to outdoor
activities and sports snow and ice
makers but for others the coming of
these signals the perfect time to pack
on the layers and go play some winter
sports dudes let’s shred for those who
want to hit the slopes they’re skiing
and snowboarding as well as snow tubing
for those who prefer to hit the ice
instead you could always go skating or
lace up and play some hockey but wait
there’s more maybe you’ll want to try
ice fishing or see what it’s like to
live in an igloo on the other hand
summer is the perfect time for almost
any sport do you like basketball
baseball or football how about playing
some beach volleyball or hitting the
tennis courts and let’s not forget
there’s always street hockey game on
yeah game on if you’re not the
competitive type you can always go out
for a jog or a swim in a city pool or if
you’re lucky enough to live by the beach
take a dip in the ocean then there’s
camping fishing and or roasting
marshmallows around the campfire come on
who doesn’t love s’mores there are just
so many sports and activities to do when
it’s warm out that we have to give this
round to summer winter summer round 3
seasonal treats foods and snacks we
guarantee that winter is your dentist’s
favorite time of year what with all
these sugary treats and candy that
everyone likes to eat when the holidays
come around you’re a monster
I’m not the monster here you are you and
the rest of that fairy tale crash
poisoning my perfect world gingerbread
men Christmas cookies candy canes and
other teeth rotting treats are
highlights of the snowy months we elves
try to stick to the four main food
groups candy candy cane
candy corns syrup when you’re done
playing in the snow you can always come
in for some hot chocolate a cup of tea
or a nice mug full of eggnog and who
doesn’t love some steaming hot soup to
warm you up whether it’s of the chicken
noodle ramen or split pea variety summer
also has its fair share of seasonal food
most of which you can get while you’re
out enjoying the warm weather if you
want to cool down there are plenty of
places that sell ice cream snow cones or
even popsicles if you need a quick snack
grab a hot dog or a pretzel from a local
stand and wash it down with a nice cool
glass of lemonade or sugary iced tea
this is great iced tea also the smell
and the products of a good old-fashioned
barbecue are unbeatable
while those summer delights are all good
in their own right nothing beats the
taste of freshly baked holiday cookies
so winter wins this round also we must
remind you to leave some out for Santa
with a glass of milk
Nach winter winter round for major
holidays starting off in December we
have Christmas Hanukkah and Kwanzaa with
New Year’s right around the corner you
know what
December is just one long celebration
these holidays have a tendency to bring
together loved ones and hopefully
inspire you to be generous and improve
yourselves in the coming year cheer up
dude it’s Christmas after everything
dies down in January February starts off
with a weather predicting groundhog
morning
obsolete a groundhog followed by the
International Day of love Valentine’s
Day summer holidays in North America at
least run a bit more patriotic hey quit
it Hermes it’s Labor Day Labor Day that
phony-baloney holiday crammed down our
throats by fat cat Union gangsters
that’s the one hot damn a deal the true
summer party season is July where
America celebrates Independence Day on
the 4th with fireworks and cookouts
while Canadians celebrate Canada Day on
the 1st where they do all of that only
with better beer Jesus got beard on
these big kicks beer oh yes beer for the
party if you’re a student then you’re
looking forward to the time off but
that’s
not really an official holiday per se
though the summer months have some
important days this round ultimately
goes to winter there’s a reason we refer
to that period in December as the
holidays winner winter round five
weather when you think of winter one of
the first things that comes to mind is
snow for children it’s all about
building snowmen and snow forts making
snow angels and having snowball fights
although adults can have some fun in the
snow it’s more of an inconvenience
filled with snow shoveling snow tires
and dealing with snow plowed icy roads
also with all that ice you have to be
careful not to fall and seriously injure
yourself I’m Jeff of course you could
always use the cold as an excuse to
snuggle up under the covers with that QT
you’ve been I okay much but don’t be
surprised if a snuggle monster shows up
well I hope he’s accompanied by the how
was your day monster and they foot rub
monster and they let me just so worried
he’s not showing up sure summertime has
its own share of weather problems with
thunderstorms hurricanes and tornadoes
in some places but most of the time it’s
clear skies and sunny days getting to
work is a breeze and you probably get
more fresh air and exercise by choosing
to walk or bike to your office as long
as you don’t live in one of those very
humid locations or it’s pouring out of
course children can have just as much
fun outside especially during their
summer vacation waiting in their kiddie
pools jumping on trampolines and running
around at the park Plus warm weather
lets you shed all those layers of
clothing you’ve been hiding under for
months
what can we say warm weather causes
fewer problems in the long haul so we’ve
got to give it to summer here winner
summer by a score of three to two
summer wins winter may have its fair
share of good times and advantages but
it just can’t quite compare to summer is
our verdict get your blood boiling
be sure to debate in the comments below
and for more heated vs. battles be sure
to subscribe to watchmojo.com I think I
have a way for us to beat the heat
tonight Philly style
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