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if you’re unhappy with the quality of
sex you’re having just remember it could
be a whole lot worse welcome to
watchmojo.com Stallman we’re counting
down the top 5 terrifying animal sex
facts stinging and biting rivals to
death is usually the only way these male
beams can a female so come with us as we
explore the exciting world of mating in
the animal kingdom and all the nightmare
inducing horrors it has to offer number
5 alligators always have erections you
know who’s always ready for a sexy party
male alligators these giant reptiles are
essentially always DTF at least from a
physiological perspective it didn’t end
well rather than a flaccid member
capable of growing into a rigid erection
when stimulated alligators have a
permanently erect penis concealed in
their bodies which springs out fully
erect and ready to go at a moment’s
notice it maintains its permanently
erect state by being composed of thick
layers of collagen unlike humans no
pesky blood pumping is involved which
means they can keep it up no matter how
cold the water gets I need to go to a
hospital it is one of the only creatures
on the planet with a penis that
undergoes no physiological change at all
when mating
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number four mating season is mass murder
season four Dawson’s bees oh not the
Bears the females of this massive
burrowing bee species spend most of
their lives in relative harmony until
mating that is then the male’s show up
bringing a bug’s life level of chaos and
panic with them the behavior of the male
Dawson’s bees can only be described as a
vicious horny bloodlust one male will
find a female pull her from her burrow
and immediately be swarmed by all the
other nearby males it becomes a mosh pit
of stinging and biting with the female
at the center of this Maelstrom the last
male standing at the end of this orgy of
violence gets the honour of actually
mating if the female hasn’t died in the
process huh number three male porcupines
seduce females by peeing on them step
aside our Kelly porcupines are the OGIS
of peeing on their significant others
maybe give me that let me get a male
porcupine doesn’t waste time with
flowers
he simply sniffs the female porcupine
from head to toe then rears up on his
hind legs presenting his fully erect
penis it’s like the naked man of the
animal kingdom unbelievably bold but
somehow effective this doesn’t really
work two out of three times guaranteed
if she likes what she sees she responds
by standing up on her hind legs too
then in a real WTF move the male
urinates all over the female marking her
with his scent before they do the deed
hey foreplay means different things to
different species were you to judge
scrappy I told you no urinating Oh dad
it was an accident
number two see beetle sex is overly
stabby but admittedly refreshing it’s
hard enough to find that special someone
without having a spiked appendage for a
penis it’s my penis isn’t it what the
act of copulation usually entails a
significant amount of bodily harm for
female sea beetles also known as cow pee
weevils as a direct result of their
partners unfortunately sharp genitalia
so why would female sea beetles be
interested in their hot dry environment
the watery ejaculate of the male sea
beetles can be
essential means of hydration for the
females now that is thirsty in a lab
environment however with plenty of water
available the females channel their
inner meghan trainor
leaving the male Beatles high and dry
for a change number one wasp spider
genitals
break off are you sure that my costume
is on backwards somehow I felt more
confident before the first time you have
sex can be an awkward experience in God
but most of us will have a lifetime to
improve unless you’re a wasp spider in
which case your first time is likely
also your last it’s like they say once
you go wasp spider you’ll leave your
genitals insider that expression doesn’t
doesn’t really apply to what I’m talking
about the females of many spider species
are cannibalistic eating the mail after
copulating so you might think that the
detachable genitals trick would be an
attempt to get it in and then get out
alive but surprisingly self-preservation
has nothing to do with it it’s actually
an attempt to plug the females genital
ducts oh oh that’s preventing her from
procreating with someone else talk about
being possessive I am yours and you are
mine
so from a sexual standpoint which of the
species on our list would you least like
to be and have you heard any other truly
terrifying animal sex facts for more OG
top tens and porcupine Cologne top fives
be sure to subscribe to watchmojo.com
[Music]
Oh
[Music]
if you’re unhappy with the quality of
sex you’re having just remember it could
be a whole lot worse welcome to
watchmojo.com Stallman we’re counting
down the top 5 terrifying animal sex
facts stinging and biting rivals to
death is usually the only way these male
beams can a female so come with us as we
explore the exciting world of mating in
the animal kingdom and all the nightmare
inducing horrors it has to offer number
5 alligators always have erections you
know who’s always ready for a sexy party
male alligators these giant reptiles are
essentially always DTF at least from a
physiological perspective it didn’t end
well rather than a flaccid member
capable of growing into a rigid erection
when stimulated alligators have a
permanently erect penis concealed in
their bodies which springs out fully
erect and ready to go at a moment’s
notice it maintains its permanently
erect state by being composed of thick
layers of collagen unlike humans no
pesky blood pumping is involved which
means they can keep it up no matter how
cold the water gets I need to go to a
hospital it is one of the only creatures
on the planet with a penis that
undergoes no physiological change at all
when mating
[Music]
number four mating season is mass murder
season four Dawson’s bees oh not the
Bears the females of this massive
burrowing bee species spend most of
their lives in relative harmony until
mating that is then the male’s show up
bringing a bug’s life level of chaos and
panic with them the behavior of the male
Dawson’s bees can only be described as a
vicious horny bloodlust one male will
find a female pull her from her burrow
and immediately be swarmed by all the
other nearby males it becomes a mosh pit
of stinging and biting with the female
at the center of this Maelstrom the last
male standing at the end of this orgy of
violence gets the honour of actually
mating if the female hasn’t died in the
process huh number three male porcupines
seduce females by peeing on them step
aside our Kelly porcupines are the OGIS
of peeing on their significant others
maybe give me that let me get a male
porcupine doesn’t waste time with
flowers
he simply sniffs the female porcupine
from head to toe then rears up on his
hind legs presenting his fully erect
penis it’s like the naked man of the
animal kingdom unbelievably bold but
somehow effective this doesn’t really
work two out of three times guaranteed
if she likes what she sees she responds
by standing up on her hind legs too
then in a real WTF move the male
urinates all over the female marking her
with his scent before they do the deed
hey foreplay means different things to
different species were you to judge
scrappy I told you no urinating Oh dad
it was an accident
number two see beetle sex is overly
stabby but admittedly refreshing it’s
hard enough to find that special someone
without having a spiked appendage for a
penis it’s my penis isn’t it what the
act of copulation usually entails a
significant amount of bodily harm for
female sea beetles also known as cow pee
weevils as a direct result of their
partners unfortunately sharp genitalia
so why would female sea beetles be
interested in their hot dry environment
the watery ejaculate of the male sea
beetles can be
essential means of hydration for the
females now that is thirsty in a lab
environment however with plenty of water
available the females channel their
inner meghan trainor
leaving the male Beatles high and dry
for a change number one wasp spider
genitals
break off are you sure that my costume
is on backwards somehow I felt more
confident before the first time you have
sex can be an awkward experience in God
but most of us will have a lifetime to
improve unless you’re a wasp spider in
which case your first time is likely
also your last it’s like they say once
you go wasp spider you’ll leave your
genitals insider that expression doesn’t
doesn’t really apply to what I’m talking
about the females of many spider species
are cannibalistic eating the mail after
copulating so you might think that the
detachable genitals trick would be an
attempt to get it in and then get out
alive but surprisingly self-preservation
has nothing to do with it it’s actually
an attempt to plug the females genital
ducts oh oh that’s preventing her from
procreating with someone else talk about
being possessive I am yours and you are
mine
so from a sexual standpoint which of the
species on our list would you least like
to be and have you heard any other truly
terrifying animal sex facts for more OG
top tens and porcupine Cologne top fives
be sure to subscribe to watchmojo.com
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