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there’s probably a reason why you
haven’t heard of these stories but that
doesn’t mean they aren’t interesting
welcome to watchmojo.com and this is the
dispatch where we bring you the
Internet’s weirdest and coolest news
stories this week we’re talking about
turkey sky drops hunting the undead and
alien airports in Iraq number three
raining turkeys
with fall upon us it’s that special time
of year when you can go out and watch
the autumn leaves taking a cool October
air and most of all watch turkeys fall
out of an airplane people going chase
after them that last one is a special
shout out to anyone in Yellville
Arkansas the home of the acclaimed
turkey trot festival the annual event
was conceived to quote call attention to
the region’s abundant wild turkeys and
features such great attractions as the
miss turkey trot pageant the 5-kilometer
turkey walk / run and the time-honored
turkey drop tradition where wild turkeys
are dropped from several hundred feet
out of an airplane this year however
some residents are taking issue with the
turkey drop calling it inhumane and have
even shown their protest with turkey
lives matter that’s showing that we’re
not barbaric people but as one resident
so eloquently expressed turkeys can fly
you know so they just glide down to the
ground so I think it’s alright wow she’s
good well who knew that turkeys couldn’t
fly number two The Walking Dead of
Minnesota
pleasant morning can consist of a hot
shower and your favorite section of the
newspaper but not for one Minneapolis
man who instead woke up to the sound of
gunshots and glass breaking police
arrived on the scene in st. Paul
Minnesota around 5am on October 8 2016
and discover 24 year old ryan stanislaw
walking outside the complainants
apartment with an ar-15 rifle slung on
his back according to status law he was
just shooting at a zombie up the road
quote I’m out here making sure my
neighborhood is safe I didn’t see the
cop so I figured I’d do something
valiant as his efforts were the young
man’s green tipped zombie specific
bullets nearly found their way to the
head of the undead
sorry stanislaw was also convicted of
making terrorist threats in nearby
Ramsey County last month oh it looks
like his ongoing criminal behavior might
have a negative effect on his chances of
being in the next season of The Walking
Dead yeah I know he’s kryolan number one
ancient alien airports it looks like an
airport you know how the aliens built
the pyramids in egypt and the
Mesoamerican pyramids in Mexico hmm
actually I don’t think that’s true well
apparently in the southern I rocky
region of Dakar the world’s oldest
airport was built by extraterrestrials
according to Iraq’s Transport Minister
Azam fan jam quote if you do not believe
me read the book of the great historian
zecharia sitchin he said in a press
conference defending his claim Sitchin
and I guess spin gym by proxy claimed
that Sumerian colonists came from the
planet Nibiru 450,000 years ago I
decided that present-day southern Iraq
was the ideal place for an alien airport
right there God does not build in
straight lines is this the minister of
space transport or just normal earth
transport fine I’ve forgotten how much I
hate space travel
[Music]
so do you think buying food was just as
expensive and alien airports back in the
day for your bi-weekly dispatch of
offbeat news stories and top 10 list
published every day be sure to subscribe
to watchmojo.com I did me too ditto
[Music]
there’s probably a reason why you
haven’t heard of these stories but that
doesn’t mean they aren’t interesting
welcome to watchmojo.com and this is the
dispatch where we bring you the
Internet’s weirdest and coolest news
stories this week we’re talking about
turkey sky drops hunting the undead and
alien airports in Iraq number three
raining turkeys
with fall upon us it’s that special time
of year when you can go out and watch
the autumn leaves taking a cool October
air and most of all watch turkeys fall
out of an airplane people going chase
after them that last one is a special
shout out to anyone in Yellville
Arkansas the home of the acclaimed
turkey trot festival the annual event
was conceived to quote call attention to
the region’s abundant wild turkeys and
features such great attractions as the
miss turkey trot pageant the 5-kilometer
turkey walk / run and the time-honored
turkey drop tradition where wild turkeys
are dropped from several hundred feet
out of an airplane this year however
some residents are taking issue with the
turkey drop calling it inhumane and have
even shown their protest with turkey
lives matter that’s showing that we’re
not barbaric people but as one resident
so eloquently expressed turkeys can fly
you know so they just glide down to the
ground so I think it’s alright wow she’s
good well who knew that turkeys couldn’t
fly number two The Walking Dead of
Minnesota
pleasant morning can consist of a hot
shower and your favorite section of the
newspaper but not for one Minneapolis
man who instead woke up to the sound of
gunshots and glass breaking police
arrived on the scene in st. Paul
Minnesota around 5am on October 8 2016
and discover 24 year old ryan stanislaw
walking outside the complainants
apartment with an ar-15 rifle slung on
his back according to status law he was
just shooting at a zombie up the road
quote I’m out here making sure my
neighborhood is safe I didn’t see the
cop so I figured I’d do something
valiant as his efforts were the young
man’s green tipped zombie specific
bullets nearly found their way to the
head of the undead
sorry stanislaw was also convicted of
making terrorist threats in nearby
Ramsey County last month oh it looks
like his ongoing criminal behavior might
have a negative effect on his chances of
being in the next season of The Walking
Dead yeah I know he’s kryolan number one
ancient alien airports it looks like an
airport you know how the aliens built
the pyramids in egypt and the
Mesoamerican pyramids in Mexico hmm
actually I don’t think that’s true well
apparently in the southern I rocky
region of Dakar the world’s oldest
airport was built by extraterrestrials
according to Iraq’s Transport Minister
Azam fan jam quote if you do not believe
me read the book of the great historian
zecharia sitchin he said in a press
conference defending his claim Sitchin
and I guess spin gym by proxy claimed
that Sumerian colonists came from the
planet Nibiru 450,000 years ago I
decided that present-day southern Iraq
was the ideal place for an alien airport
right there God does not build in
straight lines is this the minister of
space transport or just normal earth
transport fine I’ve forgotten how much I
hate space travel
[Music]
so do you think buying food was just as
expensive and alien airports back in the
day for your bi-weekly dispatch of
offbeat news stories and top 10 list
published every day be sure to subscribe
to watchmojo.com I did me too ditto
[Music]
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