are you ready oh shit yeah yeah yeah
here it comes okay okay I’m ready
hungry let’s all go to court mom I hate
you boy yet guys
you don’t know me and join me you’re
watching you while we’re high that was
fuckin that gelled smooth listen I got
some big news to tell you oh yeah what’s
up
tami-lynn and I are gonna have a baby –
that’s fuckin awesome congratulations
wait wait wait how do you guys that’s
the thing we uh we gotta find a sperm
donor Ted we could get in a lot of
trouble can you think of someone better
than him would be a sweet-ass fucking
baby Tom fucking Brady for Super Bowl
rings guaranteed Hall of Fame now let’s
give my hand job into this red plastic
cup take your teddy bear with you oh
shit perfect spiral
hey Johnny thanks for yanking out a
sample for me Thunder buddies for life
remember where’s that kid ready to it
you got your hand on your dick what are
you doing I’m trying to get it half hot
when I get in that can just bust it out
and sitting out here in a public jerking
off where you think you’re a Red Lobster
Teddy we want to have a baby you’re
gonna have to prove you’re a person in a
court of law
they shot on property like garbage
you’re a piece of shit maybe more like a
hammer or an orange it’s just a word but
I asked my ancestors one minute you went
Africa
you want a river washing your clothes
shit is just hanging this thing you know
you’re getting fucked by Thomas
Jefferson Wow you make history come
alive Johnny what are we gonna do we get
a lawyer and we’ll sue the fucking
government for your civil rights look
its head do you mind if I ask how old
you are 26 what you know I just don’t
want my lawyer
singing frozen songs during the opening
arguments we really appreciate your time
but I think what we’re probably gonna do
is just take a seat and get to work I’ll
shoot completely yeah we really feel
like you got a lot to offer I get
migraines I’m gonna get a huge migraine
in the parking lot in about 20 minutes
Ted you’re special but what defines a
person is making the contribution to
society
how could you get from fucking
exercising
can I use your laptop yeah go ahead what
the fuck what’s going on there’s so much
boy I’ve been meaning to clear some of
that out look at the organization here
clockwise rimjob counterclockwise rimjob
sometimes you like seeing a tongue go
the other way chicks with dicks what
we’re good Oh pickle I have a disease
all right I need help there are no
chicks with dicks Johnny only guys with
tits
here it comes okay okay I’m ready
hungry let’s all go to court mom I hate
you boy yet guys
you don’t know me and join me you’re
watching you while we’re high that was
fuckin that gelled smooth listen I got
some big news to tell you oh yeah what’s
up
tami-lynn and I are gonna have a baby –
that’s fuckin awesome congratulations
wait wait wait how do you guys that’s
the thing we uh we gotta find a sperm
donor Ted we could get in a lot of
trouble can you think of someone better
than him would be a sweet-ass fucking
baby Tom fucking Brady for Super Bowl
rings guaranteed Hall of Fame now let’s
give my hand job into this red plastic
cup take your teddy bear with you oh
shit perfect spiral
hey Johnny thanks for yanking out a
sample for me Thunder buddies for life
remember where’s that kid ready to it
you got your hand on your dick what are
you doing I’m trying to get it half hot
when I get in that can just bust it out
and sitting out here in a public jerking
off where you think you’re a Red Lobster
Teddy we want to have a baby you’re
gonna have to prove you’re a person in a
court of law
they shot on property like garbage
you’re a piece of shit maybe more like a
hammer or an orange it’s just a word but
I asked my ancestors one minute you went
Africa
you want a river washing your clothes
shit is just hanging this thing you know
you’re getting fucked by Thomas
Jefferson Wow you make history come
alive Johnny what are we gonna do we get
a lawyer and we’ll sue the fucking
government for your civil rights look
its head do you mind if I ask how old
you are 26 what you know I just don’t
want my lawyer
singing frozen songs during the opening
arguments we really appreciate your time
but I think what we’re probably gonna do
is just take a seat and get to work I’ll
shoot completely yeah we really feel
like you got a lot to offer I get
migraines I’m gonna get a huge migraine
in the parking lot in about 20 minutes
Ted you’re special but what defines a
person is making the contribution to
society
how could you get from fucking
exercising
can I use your laptop yeah go ahead what
the fuck what’s going on there’s so much
boy I’ve been meaning to clear some of
that out look at the organization here
clockwise rimjob counterclockwise rimjob
sometimes you like seeing a tongue go
the other way chicks with dicks what
we’re good Oh pickle I have a disease
all right I need help there are no
chicks with dicks Johnny only guys with
tits
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