Top 10 Celebrity Roasts (Quickie)

this guy has an ego when Trump bangs a
supermodel he closes his eyes and
imagines he’s jerking off
they should call him asshole Hoff look
this guy’s a comedy giant I’m supposed
to make fun of him I can only dream of
making three good movies and forty ones
let’s face it we all know Shatner’s nuts
but George has actually tasted them I
start like to apologize for wearing all
this black I got the phone call last
night they said it was an event for
Hefner I thought it had to be a funeral
for sure now the bob has a beautiful
face like a flower
yeah cauliflower but lately a lot of
people have been pointing their fingers
at you and those are just lesbians
showing the barber how they want their
hair cut I know it hasn’t always been
easy for you James you overcame a
crippling childhood affliction known as
dumb face Charlie if you’re winning then
something’s wrong with the fucking
scoreboard
she has dated Scott Baio the singer from
poison and the drummer from Motley Crue
her life story should be a show on vh1
called
eyes the 80s
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