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Jokes, Dynamism, and Some Other Big Words | Phoon Chi Ho | TEDxUniversityofMalaya


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my English because you have
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and just like sex the more people
participate the better tips next exit if
you do feel it very boring and I’m fine
here just because you like sex you
figure because I want to show you
everyone who has the capability of
becoming a stand-up comedian I’m here to
share with you what goes on in your
brain understand academic dead I’m good
to you to sort of slightly Zinman yes so
concentrated trying to figure out she’s
my android for the day okay it’s very
very simple if you break it down I’m
very ready to be here right now okay
this part is the unfunny one is very
theoretical full of formulas but after
that I challenge you you will come up
with five jokes that only you have
students can understand yeah I got you
now that’s not off with what the world’s
most popular jokes finish the top
general
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okay okay
right now this is it because hey why did
the chicken cross the road it’s not the
hey okay why did the chicken cross the
road now visit this Agreement year wow
this is simple question but because it’s
a joke your breed was another Drive I
need to see something funny other day
okay okay okay okay look it to the Joe
Joseph direction okay
trajectory but you can sister okay it’s
usually from normal slash good nor most
less good then you put arrow the most
less good to bad or from bad to worse
that is a normal trajectory Joe I can
challenge you now and to just remove
this okay all right now let’s say the
subject matter is militia and I will I
will see something like militia is the
best
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right but but but because of the
trajectory of job right I can tell you
now you cannot create a joke about
police using the statement well easier
is the best because we’ve now bring it
down
which is okay okay you know okay I don’t
know okay because right here to the
other side so it’s now normal too bad
because the other side instead where two
words now that is the trajectory of the
job this gentleman and also let me tell
you one more thing that has to do it Joe
jokes are my god this is a good job I so
painful it’s because jokes have a
molecule of truth and why modicum of
truth because because these are all
general ideas there’s proving up in
Europe in your mind these general ideas
are the truth that you come to accept in
life and that’s why the most painful of
dues are the most truthful
okay okay okay
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research
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um you guys so what I do is a weakness
answer question why did you cross the
road let’s see let’s see
because the road this is the fifth Java
because s is what does he done these
microchips thank you a cinnamon and I
hope to see you then company communist
on stage thank you so much
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