a woman must have the ability to
reattach her body parts when they fall
off I received this advice from my
grandmother as we sat peeling bananas
for a meal a woman must have the ability
to reattach her body parts when they
fall off over the years my auntie’s
added their voice of counsel to hers yes
they said a woman must not hold tightly
onto her body parts she will only cause
herself pain I confirm these words as I
watched my mother reattach her body
parts
every time they fell off my grandmother
was certain
a woman does not have the luxury of
permanent body parts they must remain
detachable by the time she’s grown they
will fall off quite regularly no cause
for alarm she simply must gather up her
bits and pieces reattach them only she
knows her design when she falls into
disarray a woman must have the ability
to reattach her body parts every time
they fall off her body parts may fall
off when she’s threatened when a man
looms over her scowling when her opinion
is disregarded a woman must not be
alarmed she must learn to pick up the
pieces and reattach them my grandmother
was clear in her instructions when
reattaching the body parts a woman must
start with her arms with her hands
firmly in place she can reattach the
other parts a woman’s nose may fall off
often it is a rather sensitive body part
and has a tendency to catch fright jump
off her face and run away and hide a
woman must have the ability to reattach
her body parts every time they fall off
when reattaching the ears a woman must
start
with the left here then the right ear
then she can hear again when reattaching
the lips a woman must take care not to
attach them upside down she does not
want to look strange like a bird with a
beak a woman must have the ability to
reattach her body parts
every time they fall off now she can
return her eyes into her empty eye
sockets they may make a sucking sound
when pushed back into her head but this
is a small price to pay to restore her
vision now she can lay her head back
onto her neck taking care not to later
scans or worse back to front finally the
right leg then the left leg
my grandmother added these words of
wisdom as we sat in the dark waiting for
sleep
you see she said with her legs firmly in
place a woman can go anywhere it’s about
time
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reattach her body parts when they fall
off I received this advice from my
grandmother as we sat peeling bananas
for a meal a woman must have the ability
to reattach her body parts when they
fall off over the years my auntie’s
added their voice of counsel to hers yes
they said a woman must not hold tightly
onto her body parts she will only cause
herself pain I confirm these words as I
watched my mother reattach her body
parts
every time they fell off my grandmother
was certain
a woman does not have the luxury of
permanent body parts they must remain
detachable by the time she’s grown they
will fall off quite regularly no cause
for alarm she simply must gather up her
bits and pieces reattach them only she
knows her design when she falls into
disarray a woman must have the ability
to reattach her body parts every time
they fall off her body parts may fall
off when she’s threatened when a man
looms over her scowling when her opinion
is disregarded a woman must not be
alarmed she must learn to pick up the
pieces and reattach them my grandmother
was clear in her instructions when
reattaching the body parts a woman must
start with her arms with her hands
firmly in place she can reattach the
other parts a woman’s nose may fall off
often it is a rather sensitive body part
and has a tendency to catch fright jump
off her face and run away and hide a
woman must have the ability to reattach
her body parts every time they fall off
when reattaching the ears a woman must
start
with the left here then the right ear
then she can hear again when reattaching
the lips a woman must take care not to
attach them upside down she does not
want to look strange like a bird with a
beak a woman must have the ability to
reattach her body parts
every time they fall off now she can
return her eyes into her empty eye
sockets they may make a sucking sound
when pushed back into her head but this
is a small price to pay to restore her
vision now she can lay her head back
onto her neck taking care not to later
scans or worse back to front finally the
right leg then the left leg
my grandmother added these words of
wisdom as we sat in the dark waiting for
sleep
you see she said with her legs firmly in
place a woman can go anywhere it’s about
time
[Applause]
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