flying dogs octo cock blocks and viagra
permission slips than it was worth 24
years not to mention the 12 it took just
because you don’t need to know about
these stories doesn’t mean they won’t
interest you welcome to watchmojo.com
and this is the dispatch where we bring
you the Internet’s weirdest and coolest
news stories we’re open to others as
well this week we’re looking at a VA
tener buds octopus cannibal control and
viagra consent forms Jimmy there’s
nothing weird about random erections
almost every boy goes through a phase
where his penis becomes hard for no
particular reason number three pilot
pups look up turbulence she had dropped
we didn’t get the rod no we did summer
2016 is set to be a big one summer
olympics hey trio the USA will be
hosting the copa américa Centenario
nasa’s juno spacecraft will be going
into orbit around jupiter and we’ll
finally find out if dogs could pilot an
aircraft thanks to the great minds at
sky media a six part series called dogs
might fly will test the steel and scale
of these reluctant aviators essentially
a reality show with dogs instead of
people the series will take audiences
through ten weeks of intensive training
testing the pups fear of heights using a
London high-rise and their composure in
high speed situations by blasting them
down the river on a speedboat even
though only one pup gets to hit the
skies in the end all 12 dogs involved in
the show found happy homes after
production wrapped I mean if I found a
dog that could potentially make a
pilot’s wage maybe I’d switch from team
cat to team dog as well it’s all about
money boys that’s number two cannibal
octopus they really likes you
we lovingly call octopuses hey baby come
closer and let me put my muscular had
roast at around your ink sac is
something you might have heard at the
Seattle Aquarium this past Valentine’s
Day if the annual octopus mating event
hadn’t been canceled at the last minute
and if octopi could talk the aquarium’s
biggest octopus kong a 70 pound
cephalopod was unable to get jiggy with
it in front of an audience on Sunday
over fears that he may eat his mating
partner upon completing the ritual the
only eligible female was roughly half
Kong’s wait forcing the Seattle Aquarium
to call off the event good judgment call
mating rituals between animals can be
kind of scarring for kids plus there’s
no rush for Kong to procreate as octopi
surprisingly only get to hop on the good
foot earth I mean tentacle and do the
bad thing once in their three to five
year lifespan the male dies shortly
after literally giving his only fuck
followed by the female octopus upon
laying her eggs octopi you pour one out
for you
memory number one abracadabra bye-bye
viagra and that’s a weak rhyme Kentucky
senator Mary Lou Marzian has had enough
of quote men mostly white men
legislating personal and private medical
decisions end quote what she’s referring
to as the new legislation in which women
seeking an abortion must have at least
two consultations with a medical
professional before going through with
the procedure so for response to these
white men quote I will strike a nerve
because what is more sacred two men then
their ability to have sexual intercourse
end quote her answer is House bill 396
which makes access to viagra only
available to married men must have a
signed and dated written consent form
from their lives just to use something
like this as it as a spoof and something
funny really disgust me on top of that
these married men must swear hand on
Bible that they will only use the
medication with their legal partner
swear swear swear sound savage but
that’s Mars Ian’s point quote do we
really want legislators interfering in
private personal medical decisions and
put so all you eligible bachelors
looking for some added power to your
member ask your doc if organ I nor horny
goat weed is a okay for you dispatch
always here to help all right thanks
guys okay no problem so what sex life is
more tragic than that of the octopus for
your weekly dispatch of offbeat news
stories and top 10 lists published every
day be sure to subscribe to
watchmojo.com
to go so soon
permission slips than it was worth 24
years not to mention the 12 it took just
because you don’t need to know about
these stories doesn’t mean they won’t
interest you welcome to watchmojo.com
and this is the dispatch where we bring
you the Internet’s weirdest and coolest
news stories we’re open to others as
well this week we’re looking at a VA
tener buds octopus cannibal control and
viagra consent forms Jimmy there’s
nothing weird about random erections
almost every boy goes through a phase
where his penis becomes hard for no
particular reason number three pilot
pups look up turbulence she had dropped
we didn’t get the rod no we did summer
2016 is set to be a big one summer
olympics hey trio the USA will be
hosting the copa américa Centenario
nasa’s juno spacecraft will be going
into orbit around jupiter and we’ll
finally find out if dogs could pilot an
aircraft thanks to the great minds at
sky media a six part series called dogs
might fly will test the steel and scale
of these reluctant aviators essentially
a reality show with dogs instead of
people the series will take audiences
through ten weeks of intensive training
testing the pups fear of heights using a
London high-rise and their composure in
high speed situations by blasting them
down the river on a speedboat even
though only one pup gets to hit the
skies in the end all 12 dogs involved in
the show found happy homes after
production wrapped I mean if I found a
dog that could potentially make a
pilot’s wage maybe I’d switch from team
cat to team dog as well it’s all about
money boys that’s number two cannibal
octopus they really likes you
we lovingly call octopuses hey baby come
closer and let me put my muscular had
roast at around your ink sac is
something you might have heard at the
Seattle Aquarium this past Valentine’s
Day if the annual octopus mating event
hadn’t been canceled at the last minute
and if octopi could talk the aquarium’s
biggest octopus kong a 70 pound
cephalopod was unable to get jiggy with
it in front of an audience on Sunday
over fears that he may eat his mating
partner upon completing the ritual the
only eligible female was roughly half
Kong’s wait forcing the Seattle Aquarium
to call off the event good judgment call
mating rituals between animals can be
kind of scarring for kids plus there’s
no rush for Kong to procreate as octopi
surprisingly only get to hop on the good
foot earth I mean tentacle and do the
bad thing once in their three to five
year lifespan the male dies shortly
after literally giving his only fuck
followed by the female octopus upon
laying her eggs octopi you pour one out
for you
memory number one abracadabra bye-bye
viagra and that’s a weak rhyme Kentucky
senator Mary Lou Marzian has had enough
of quote men mostly white men
legislating personal and private medical
decisions end quote what she’s referring
to as the new legislation in which women
seeking an abortion must have at least
two consultations with a medical
professional before going through with
the procedure so for response to these
white men quote I will strike a nerve
because what is more sacred two men then
their ability to have sexual intercourse
end quote her answer is House bill 396
which makes access to viagra only
available to married men must have a
signed and dated written consent form
from their lives just to use something
like this as it as a spoof and something
funny really disgust me on top of that
these married men must swear hand on
Bible that they will only use the
medication with their legal partner
swear swear swear sound savage but
that’s Mars Ian’s point quote do we
really want legislators interfering in
private personal medical decisions and
put so all you eligible bachelors
looking for some added power to your
member ask your doc if organ I nor horny
goat weed is a okay for you dispatch
always here to help all right thanks
guys okay no problem so what sex life is
more tragic than that of the octopus for
your weekly dispatch of offbeat news
stories and top 10 lists published every
day be sure to subscribe to
watchmojo.com
to go so soon
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