topless virgins beer fountains and
frozen brains just because you don’t
need to know about these stories doesn’t
mean they won’t interest you
welcome to watchmojo.com and this is the
dispatch where we bring you the
Internet’s weirdest and coolest news
stories why can’t we avoid virgins
through the virgin bursary this week
we’re looking at topless virgin
protesters mountains of beer and
cryogenics cryogenics Chris do you
realize what this is you heard a
freeze-dried coffee right well this is
like a freeze-dried human number three
brain freeze
they did it researchers from 21st
century medicine won the prize that
we’ve all grown up hoping to win a small
mammal brain preservation prize from the
brain Preservation Foundation sorry what
let me start from the top apparently
there actually is a group called the
brain Preservation Foundation who gives
prices out to research groups that
successfully you guessed it preserve
brains in this case for the first time
ever a mammalian brain has been
preserved all of the neurons and synapse
of this rabbit brain are in perfect
shape without suffering the usual
dehydration and crashing of neural
connections from the cryonic process
this is huge for the cryopreservation
field of science as many skeptics in the
community didn’t believe this feat was
possible it’s not gonna walk junk you’re
just humiliating yourself it’s pathetic
however we have to mention the brain
wasn’t thought out in place in another
rabbit or hooked up to a machine it was
simply perfectly preserved but things
are looking up for Austin Powers worthy
technology warm liquid Goofy’s complete
stage three reanimation beginning
the animation company number two
sylvanian beer fountains Oh whether
you’re checking out the world’s largest
chest of drawers in North Carolina
Iceland’s penis museum or the temple of
rats in India there are plenty of absurd
and unsettling ways to drop your cash
when traveling so you might want to
consider adding zalek Slovenia to your
next trip itinerary as city officials in
the small European town have approved
plans for the construction of an
enormous fountain a beer fountain
visitors to the sobriety slaughterer
will be offered three helpings of local
Slovenia beers served in a commemorative
mug for six euros not lacking protesters
however local mayor Janko costs said
quote it’s true the fountain won’t be
cheap but it’s a development project a
tourism product and here’s a pro tip
next time you want to drunkenly dive
into a fountain use this one in zalak to
keep the debauchery flowing
number one topless virgin protests I’m a
virgin sweet I like that because you
don’t have chlamydia President Obama
incentivized American businesses to hire
immigrant workers by offering around
three thousand dollars in bonuses this
benefits the employer and the hired
individual well it’s not really the same
story for female residents of Ladysmith
South Africa whose mayor recently
introduced a bursary for not doing
something well technically not doing
someone why the maidens bursary a
scholarship offered to female virgins
was created by the kwazulu-natal
municipality in order to fund higher
education for young women but it’s being
highly criticized by local groups who
say that in addition to being an
invasion of privacy the bursaries
promising opportunity only to those that
choose abstinence I was flabbergasted
because I wondered what what must happen
to go through her raped you know what
what do we do then well that criticism
was countered by angry topless virgins
who protested the public outcry yeesh
protesting the protest the mayor of the
region says the incentive was designed
to help reduce teenage pregnancy and the
spread of HIV while also widening job
opportunities good intentions bad way of
doing it but he clearly has the Virgin
vote in the next election and their
efforts must have caught the eye of
others oh the power the human breast can
yield so what other liquid deserves a
fountain a fountain of watermelons
probably wouldn’t be one of them if you
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this house all years so just get ready
don’t burn yourself out tonight
frozen brains just because you don’t
need to know about these stories doesn’t
mean they won’t interest you
welcome to watchmojo.com and this is the
dispatch where we bring you the
Internet’s weirdest and coolest news
stories why can’t we avoid virgins
through the virgin bursary this week
we’re looking at topless virgin
protesters mountains of beer and
cryogenics cryogenics Chris do you
realize what this is you heard a
freeze-dried coffee right well this is
like a freeze-dried human number three
brain freeze
they did it researchers from 21st
century medicine won the prize that
we’ve all grown up hoping to win a small
mammal brain preservation prize from the
brain Preservation Foundation sorry what
let me start from the top apparently
there actually is a group called the
brain Preservation Foundation who gives
prices out to research groups that
successfully you guessed it preserve
brains in this case for the first time
ever a mammalian brain has been
preserved all of the neurons and synapse
of this rabbit brain are in perfect
shape without suffering the usual
dehydration and crashing of neural
connections from the cryonic process
this is huge for the cryopreservation
field of science as many skeptics in the
community didn’t believe this feat was
possible it’s not gonna walk junk you’re
just humiliating yourself it’s pathetic
however we have to mention the brain
wasn’t thought out in place in another
rabbit or hooked up to a machine it was
simply perfectly preserved but things
are looking up for Austin Powers worthy
technology warm liquid Goofy’s complete
stage three reanimation beginning
the animation company number two
sylvanian beer fountains Oh whether
you’re checking out the world’s largest
chest of drawers in North Carolina
Iceland’s penis museum or the temple of
rats in India there are plenty of absurd
and unsettling ways to drop your cash
when traveling so you might want to
consider adding zalek Slovenia to your
next trip itinerary as city officials in
the small European town have approved
plans for the construction of an
enormous fountain a beer fountain
visitors to the sobriety slaughterer
will be offered three helpings of local
Slovenia beers served in a commemorative
mug for six euros not lacking protesters
however local mayor Janko costs said
quote it’s true the fountain won’t be
cheap but it’s a development project a
tourism product and here’s a pro tip
next time you want to drunkenly dive
into a fountain use this one in zalak to
keep the debauchery flowing
number one topless virgin protests I’m a
virgin sweet I like that because you
don’t have chlamydia President Obama
incentivized American businesses to hire
immigrant workers by offering around
three thousand dollars in bonuses this
benefits the employer and the hired
individual well it’s not really the same
story for female residents of Ladysmith
South Africa whose mayor recently
introduced a bursary for not doing
something well technically not doing
someone why the maidens bursary a
scholarship offered to female virgins
was created by the kwazulu-natal
municipality in order to fund higher
education for young women but it’s being
highly criticized by local groups who
say that in addition to being an
invasion of privacy the bursaries
promising opportunity only to those that
choose abstinence I was flabbergasted
because I wondered what what must happen
to go through her raped you know what
what do we do then well that criticism
was countered by angry topless virgins
who protested the public outcry yeesh
protesting the protest the mayor of the
region says the incentive was designed
to help reduce teenage pregnancy and the
spread of HIV while also widening job
opportunities good intentions bad way of
doing it but he clearly has the Virgin
vote in the next election and their
efforts must have caught the eye of
others oh the power the human breast can
yield so what other liquid deserves a
fountain a fountain of watermelons
probably wouldn’t be one of them if you
want to suggest a story or get some
insider info on watchmojo get involved
by following us at The Dispatch WM and
for your weekly dispatch of offbeat news
stories and top 10 lists published every
day be sure to subscribe to
watchmojo.com
this house all years so just get ready
don’t burn yourself out tonight
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