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today we’re counting down our picks for
the top ten hilarious kissing scenes in
movies I got a boner for this list we’re
taking a look at those tender moments in
movies that take a sharp turn from
romantic to insanely funny number 10 a
romantic story
blades of glory I don’t care if they win
I don’t care about skating at all Jimmy
and Katie both had pretty messed-up
childhoods amounting to equally
dysfunctional adulthoods
when I was nine my dad insisted on
having me circumcised to minimize wind
resistance while driving me to skating
practice my parents were in a fatal
accident my brother and sister blame me
for their death and they forced me to
work for them
like a slave as Katie reminisces about
her hilariously tragic upbringing over
snow cones
Jimmy feels compelled to segue into a
totally out of left field kiss
you
with a WTF expression on her face Katie
isn’t sure whether to view this as
romantic or socially inept in either
case their smooch is utterly cringe
inducing and hysterical Wow such a
glorious kiss could only be shared
between two people that obviously don’t
have much experience in the dating
Department I never really thought of
that as a romantic story before
number nine tongue-tied scary movie here
we are again losing your virginity isn’t
as sweeping and glamorous as the movies
make it out to be in real life your
first time with your highschool
sweetheart is likely to be beyond
uncomfortable although hopefully not
nearly as awkward as this scene from
scary movie I can’t keep fighting these
urges I have to just give in to them and
let them flow Cindy and Bobby
immediately get off to a bizarre start
as they lock lips and then proceeded to
lock tongues they get just a little too
freaky and soon their tongues become
tangled Oh believe it or not that’s not
even the grossest thing they do with
their mouths that night Oh
number 8 she’s my sister Borat he’s my
neighbor
yo so time to react bye he is painting
my asshole’s do you kiss your sister
with that mouth for at this is Natalia
she’s my sister um it looks like you do
in this early scene from the 2006 movie
film our favorite kazakhstani TV
personality introduces us to a native
named Natalia after giving her a sloppy
kiss on the lips
Borat identifies this woman as his
sister and the number 4 prostitute in
all of Kazakhstan she is number 4
prostitute in all of Kazakhstan the
scene was actually filmed in Romania
with a local villager stepping in as
Borat’s incestuous sibling I’m not ever
bought up I like it you I like sex
it’s nice apparently she was only paid 3
euros like the rest of the villagers the
kiss she shares with Borat is truly
comedic gold though and certainly worth
a trophy nice number 7 shut up and kiss
me
Wayne’s World 2 hello hi kissing a
beautiful woman is like floating on air
actually that’s literally Garth Algar
experience as he kisses the stunning
honey horn eh shut up and kiss me the
only thing more inexplicable than
honey’s surname is her attraction to
Garth thus it’s only appropriate that
they engage in an inexplicable kiss that
defies gravity
in cartoon fashion guards can’t levitate
for too long and plummets down
this leaves honey to play the man’s role
and carry her lover to the bedroom
because I have some cocoa later as we’ve
come to expect from the Wayne’s World
films this gag manages to be equal parts
random clever absurd and funny all
sealed with a kiss come hold me you know
I will
number 6 family kiss we’re the Millers
okay what you’d be hard-pressed to find
a guy that wouldn’t want to kiss
Jennifer Aniston or Emma Roberts floored
we thank thee for the blessing of this
family vacation that is unless you’re
related to one of them by blood in this
uproarious scene from we’re the Millers
a phony daughter gives her phony brother
a few pointers on kissing look it’s okay
that you haven’t kissed a girl you know
I’m sure there are some girls who I’ve
never met the fine inexperienced kind of
sweet well that’s already funny the
scene keeps building on the laughs as
their phony mother steps in to pass on
more experience well huh show me what
really yes okay um the phony father
meanwhile immortalizes this precious
family memory with a photo make it a
good one okay
froze get on the hello there you go
photobomb it then as the ultimate punch
line the girl our inexperienced kisser
has been trying to impress walks in
Kinney and you thought your phony family
had issues but no Melissa it’s something
I’m sorry listen wait you know there’s a
50/50 chance you’d be into it number
five Jim and Stifler American Pie – oh
sweet Jesus how far would you be willing
to go to see some hot lesbian action in
jimin’s Stifler’s case they’re at least
willing to go to first base with each
other shit
where’s your tongue peck on the lips
isn’t gonna cut it however they’re
forced to share a prolonged smooch that
almost leaves them in tears and the
audience crying with laughter good boy
hey at least it was better than touching
Finch’s ass
the guys are compensated with the
girl-on-girl foreplay they were promised
as well as an MTV Movie Award for Best
Kiss very good dude you’re a lousy
kisser number four mind over lips
Tootsie we’re up next
when an actor really commits to a role
sometimes they need to make sacrifices
to remain in character as Dorothy
Michaels Michael Dorsey is put in an
awkward spot when the script calls for
him to kiss dr. Brewster also known as
the tongue I have to kiss dr. Brewster
hey he kisses all the women on the show
we’re calling the tongue using his
instincts and improvisational skills
Michael manages to woman up and slaps
his way out of puckering up I admire
people with power women with power
especially Michael gets through the
chute without locking lips but his lewd
co-star won’t rest until he’s kissed
every actress on set even if he needs to
get that kiss off screen I just want to
say I’d love it what you did in our
scene thank you welcome aboard
well you know you were good mm-hmm
mm-hmm number three you taste like a
burger wet hot American summer French
great you’re not so bad yourself mr. man
we’ve all seen a couple like Andy and
Lindsay before you know two people that
won’t stop sucking each other’s faces
even when they’re supposed to be keeping
a watchful eye on small children as they
explore each other’s mouths everyone
else feels like throwing up in their own
mouths being too incredibly shallow
individuals Andy and Lindsay clearly
belong together
seeing is how they are so shallow though
it doesn’t take much more than bad
breath to cease their makeout session
and summer romance is
number two lady and the Charlie Sheen
hotshots partner I thought it was never
good to see you again that you are out
of my life but it’s a sequel I had to
come we’re all familiar with the iconic
Bella not a scene from lady in the Tramp
it’s been satirized a million times over
the years and it’s this parody from
hotshot spark do that makes us laugh the
most
the scene recreates the iconic Disney
moment to perfection with musical
accompaniment and a pasta dinner
slurping up one long string of spaghetti
our lovers lips are brought together say
that you’re my sweetheart my
if that’s not funny enough topper
graciously offers his date the last
meatball in puppy love fashion he then
proceeds to kiss her like he’s never
kissed her before ie
on the nose kiss me give never kiss me
before we get to our top pick here are
some honorable mentions
come here I like you so much
I’ll never tell you anything
number one Lloyd’s fantasy dumb and
Dumberer
what do you think the chances are of a
guy like you and a girl like me ending
up together
Lloyd Christmas’s fantasy evening with
his dream girl naturally leads to a
fairy tale kiss or at least Lloyd’s
version of a fairy tale kiss
we’ve seen people suck face before but
Jim Carrey takes it to a whole new level
as he practically swallows Lauren Holly
halfway through it almost looks like
she’s struggling to breathe then as
Lloyd finally pulls away the audience
needs to catch their breath as they
nearly die from laughter
loyd might not have done well in school
but he likely could have gotten an A in
French class
do you agree with our list it’s getting
better it’s getting better on what
kissing scene never fails to make you
laugh like I think we’re not thinking
clearly oh shit my god for more
entertaining top 10s published every day
be sure to subscribe to watchmojo.com
hand-in-hand
I will never shake your hand ever but I
will give you this welcome to
watchmojo.com okay okay good good I’m
not used to that but that’s fine and
today we’re counting down our picks for
the top ten hilarious kissing scenes in
movies I got a boner for this list we’re
taking a look at those tender moments in
movies that take a sharp turn from
romantic to insanely funny number 10 a
romantic story
blades of glory I don’t care if they win
I don’t care about skating at all Jimmy
and Katie both had pretty messed-up
childhoods amounting to equally
dysfunctional adulthoods
when I was nine my dad insisted on
having me circumcised to minimize wind
resistance while driving me to skating
practice my parents were in a fatal
accident my brother and sister blame me
for their death and they forced me to
work for them
like a slave as Katie reminisces about
her hilariously tragic upbringing over
snow cones
Jimmy feels compelled to segue into a
totally out of left field kiss
you
with a WTF expression on her face Katie
isn’t sure whether to view this as
romantic or socially inept in either
case their smooch is utterly cringe
inducing and hysterical Wow such a
glorious kiss could only be shared
between two people that obviously don’t
have much experience in the dating
Department I never really thought of
that as a romantic story before
number nine tongue-tied scary movie here
we are again losing your virginity isn’t
as sweeping and glamorous as the movies
make it out to be in real life your
first time with your highschool
sweetheart is likely to be beyond
uncomfortable although hopefully not
nearly as awkward as this scene from
scary movie I can’t keep fighting these
urges I have to just give in to them and
let them flow Cindy and Bobby
immediately get off to a bizarre start
as they lock lips and then proceeded to
lock tongues they get just a little too
freaky and soon their tongues become
tangled Oh believe it or not that’s not
even the grossest thing they do with
their mouths that night Oh
number 8 she’s my sister Borat he’s my
neighbor
yo so time to react bye he is painting
my asshole’s do you kiss your sister
with that mouth for at this is Natalia
she’s my sister um it looks like you do
in this early scene from the 2006 movie
film our favorite kazakhstani TV
personality introduces us to a native
named Natalia after giving her a sloppy
kiss on the lips
Borat identifies this woman as his
sister and the number 4 prostitute in
all of Kazakhstan she is number 4
prostitute in all of Kazakhstan the
scene was actually filmed in Romania
with a local villager stepping in as
Borat’s incestuous sibling I’m not ever
bought up I like it you I like sex
it’s nice apparently she was only paid 3
euros like the rest of the villagers the
kiss she shares with Borat is truly
comedic gold though and certainly worth
a trophy nice number 7 shut up and kiss
me
Wayne’s World 2 hello hi kissing a
beautiful woman is like floating on air
actually that’s literally Garth Algar
experience as he kisses the stunning
honey horn eh shut up and kiss me the
only thing more inexplicable than
honey’s surname is her attraction to
Garth thus it’s only appropriate that
they engage in an inexplicable kiss that
defies gravity
in cartoon fashion guards can’t levitate
for too long and plummets down
this leaves honey to play the man’s role
and carry her lover to the bedroom
because I have some cocoa later as we’ve
come to expect from the Wayne’s World
films this gag manages to be equal parts
random clever absurd and funny all
sealed with a kiss come hold me you know
I will
number 6 family kiss we’re the Millers
okay what you’d be hard-pressed to find
a guy that wouldn’t want to kiss
Jennifer Aniston or Emma Roberts floored
we thank thee for the blessing of this
family vacation that is unless you’re
related to one of them by blood in this
uproarious scene from we’re the Millers
a phony daughter gives her phony brother
a few pointers on kissing look it’s okay
that you haven’t kissed a girl you know
I’m sure there are some girls who I’ve
never met the fine inexperienced kind of
sweet well that’s already funny the
scene keeps building on the laughs as
their phony mother steps in to pass on
more experience well huh show me what
really yes okay um the phony father
meanwhile immortalizes this precious
family memory with a photo make it a
good one okay
froze get on the hello there you go
photobomb it then as the ultimate punch
line the girl our inexperienced kisser
has been trying to impress walks in
Kinney and you thought your phony family
had issues but no Melissa it’s something
I’m sorry listen wait you know there’s a
50/50 chance you’d be into it number
five Jim and Stifler American Pie – oh
sweet Jesus how far would you be willing
to go to see some hot lesbian action in
jimin’s Stifler’s case they’re at least
willing to go to first base with each
other shit
where’s your tongue peck on the lips
isn’t gonna cut it however they’re
forced to share a prolonged smooch that
almost leaves them in tears and the
audience crying with laughter good boy
hey at least it was better than touching
Finch’s ass
the guys are compensated with the
girl-on-girl foreplay they were promised
as well as an MTV Movie Award for Best
Kiss very good dude you’re a lousy
kisser number four mind over lips
Tootsie we’re up next
when an actor really commits to a role
sometimes they need to make sacrifices
to remain in character as Dorothy
Michaels Michael Dorsey is put in an
awkward spot when the script calls for
him to kiss dr. Brewster also known as
the tongue I have to kiss dr. Brewster
hey he kisses all the women on the show
we’re calling the tongue using his
instincts and improvisational skills
Michael manages to woman up and slaps
his way out of puckering up I admire
people with power women with power
especially Michael gets through the
chute without locking lips but his lewd
co-star won’t rest until he’s kissed
every actress on set even if he needs to
get that kiss off screen I just want to
say I’d love it what you did in our
scene thank you welcome aboard
well you know you were good mm-hmm
mm-hmm number three you taste like a
burger wet hot American summer French
great you’re not so bad yourself mr. man
we’ve all seen a couple like Andy and
Lindsay before you know two people that
won’t stop sucking each other’s faces
even when they’re supposed to be keeping
a watchful eye on small children as they
explore each other’s mouths everyone
else feels like throwing up in their own
mouths being too incredibly shallow
individuals Andy and Lindsay clearly
belong together
seeing is how they are so shallow though
it doesn’t take much more than bad
breath to cease their makeout session
and summer romance is
number two lady and the Charlie Sheen
hotshots partner I thought it was never
good to see you again that you are out
of my life but it’s a sequel I had to
come we’re all familiar with the iconic
Bella not a scene from lady in the Tramp
it’s been satirized a million times over
the years and it’s this parody from
hotshot spark do that makes us laugh the
most
the scene recreates the iconic Disney
moment to perfection with musical
accompaniment and a pasta dinner
slurping up one long string of spaghetti
our lovers lips are brought together say
that you’re my sweetheart my
if that’s not funny enough topper
graciously offers his date the last
meatball in puppy love fashion he then
proceeds to kiss her like he’s never
kissed her before ie
on the nose kiss me give never kiss me
before we get to our top pick here are
some honorable mentions
come here I like you so much
I’ll never tell you anything
number one Lloyd’s fantasy dumb and
Dumberer
what do you think the chances are of a
guy like you and a girl like me ending
up together
Lloyd Christmas’s fantasy evening with
his dream girl naturally leads to a
fairy tale kiss or at least Lloyd’s
version of a fairy tale kiss
we’ve seen people suck face before but
Jim Carrey takes it to a whole new level
as he practically swallows Lauren Holly
halfway through it almost looks like
she’s struggling to breathe then as
Lloyd finally pulls away the audience
needs to catch their breath as they
nearly die from laughter
loyd might not have done well in school
but he likely could have gotten an A in
French class
do you agree with our list it’s getting
better it’s getting better on what
kissing scene never fails to make you
laugh like I think we’re not thinking
clearly oh shit my god for more
entertaining top 10s published every day
be sure to subscribe to watchmojo.com
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