
oh those were the days you asked for it
welcome to watchmojo.com and as we do
every year we bring you the top 10
memorable WatchMojo videos of 2015 let
me tell you something I have done a
great service to the American people if
you think for one second that we’re
gonna limit the pics to 10 awesome
videos to remind you of how awesome we
are think again and look back these are
the good the bad and the ugly of
WatchMojo top tens throughout 2015
for this list we’re not ranking the best
of the worst
instead we’re highlighting 10 that stood
out for various reasons stick your
finger in the loop on my tag number 10
top 10 that confirmed WatchMojo has
reached puberty another top 10 hilarious
movie sex scenes do you know what to do
2015 was the year we decided that sex
sells so we gave you top 10 movie oral
sex scenes top 10 outrageous sex deaths
and movies top 10 songs you didn’t know
we’re about sex the top 10 sexiest women
per decade series top 5 facts on sexual
positions top 10 booty songs and many
more it’s just so sick but the WatchMojo
video that got the most views in 2015
another top 10 hilarious movie sex
scenes take me to pleasure town oh we’re
going with over 19 million of course sex
doesn’t always sell top 10 needlessly
sexualized female movie characters
hasn’t almost even like to dislike ratio
with comments calling us out for being
sexist ourselves
womp-womp turn
now number nine top ten that implied we
are running out of ideas top ten
fictional movie and TV
some of you think we’re running out of
ideas it’s almost become a meme but that
will never happen alright alright
alright
that said Publishing top ten fictional
movie and TV owls didn’t help our case
much to be fair we published top tens
about a lot of pop culture cuddlies like
top ten movie and TV cats dogs etc but
once you get past Harry Potter’s pet
Hedwig well it’s slim pickins in the owl
Department it’s alright
Big Momma’s here nonetheless in eight
months
owls is about to crack 100,000 views and
while we may have also done the eye-roll
inducing top ten iconic cheeses cheese
which did crack 100,000 views for what
it’s worth
we’ve not yet done top ten staircases in
movies though we may do top ten lethal
fights on staircases to get the last
laugh in other news have you seen our
latest t-shirts number eight top tens
that showed we cover both sides of the
story top ten Nicki Minaj songs and top
10 worst singers
we are equal opportunity offenders when
it comes to the topics we cover for
those two hundred thousand and change of
you who care
we released top ten Nicki Minaj songs
and divided mojo holics man I’m pin
Jules boy then I’ve been popped out in
this she gonna give it that she’d get
dropped out assuming this meant mojo
colic st. Nicki fans she appeared on our
top 10 worst singers list citizen ECLA
well the all-caps brigade was out in
full force when that came out mostly to
support Britney Lana Del Rey and Rebecca
black mind you
worst singers actually ended up being
our most commented video of 2015 with
almost even likes and dislikes so what
does that prove we cover both sides of a
story
speaking of which stay tuned for the
upcoming top ten reasons Nicki Minaj is
hated if you need more justification for
her inclusion on worst singers number
seven top ten were we experimented with
political pundit REE top 10 reasons why
Donald Trump would make a controversial
president I will be the greatest jobs
president that God ever created
– of course of this is not why I
subscribe to this channel comments we
released top 10 reasons why Donald Trump
would make a controversial president
free trade can be wonderful if you have
smart people but we have people that are
stupid and the clip was huge no but it
did bring up a question at WatchMojo to
politicize or not to politicize we’ve
always bashed evenly no top-ten angry
liberals and crazy conservatives and
when we do profiles it’s generally
actually fair and balanced part of the
beauty of me is that I’m very rich so we
covered politics even before we launched
our WatchMojo news series but in 2015 we
started experimenting with more
opinionated political toptenz
you may have also seen top 10 reasons
why a Hillary Clinton presidency isn’t
guaranteed top 10 reasons why Bernie
Sanders may actually become president
top 10 cringe-worthy Tony Abbott moments
etc can idea Canada were they all slam
dunks no but we tried something new yes
I
number six top ten that proved some
people just want us to shut up top ten
Nicolas Cage moments quickie as one of
the voices of WatchMojo I like to think
that the voice-over talent is integral
to the company’s success however 2015
saw us introduce quickies Witcher
basically bite-size top 10 mashups that
show the cream of the crop when it comes
to sound bites with absolutely no
narration that we first started posting
to our Facebook page you later get here
a minute man he’s going to touch down
Oh shameless plug alert be sure to like
our Facebook page for more of the same
anyway if you are sick of the sound of
our voices we’ve still got you covered
with things like the Nic Cage moments
quickie top 10 Freddy Krueger kills
quickie and top 10 jean-claude Van Damme
splits quickie imagine watching JCVD
doing the splits 10 times in a row
definitely worth a minute and a half of
your time
number five top ten that was actually an
unranked skit shortcuts the WatchMojo
app in a world run by machines
they’re the watch mojo videos you never
knew we’re missing from your life
shortcuts the comedy skit series where
real WatchMojo employees pretend they
can act get ready to experience the
watch mojo catalog in a whole new way
but seriously folks the shortcut series
is the name we gave the trailers we
created to promote certain series clips
or projects for example our most
elaborate was a trailer for our app yes
we have an app and it’s been downloaded
almost 30,000 times even though we
married an award for the least promoted
app ever to watch mojo a p– so if
you’re interested in a behind-the-scenes
look at life at watch mojo that is in no
way accurate and these two your must
watch list but seriously Dan really does
Hulk scream like that on the regular
number four top ten sellouts top ten
email productivity tips you got mail yes
we love ranking things and we love
making you guys happy but as much as we
reject most offers occasionally we’ll
like a product and company enough to be
okay with advertising it that’s why 2015
saw us experiment with sponsored content
we created top 10 scariest supernatural
movie moments in conjunction with the
premiere of insidious part 3 this video
is brought to you by insidious 3 covered
a few smite related topics and even
ranked Gameloft games so when we had to
choose between going informational or
entertaining for our unroll me
sponsorship we went with the more
practical top 10 email productivity tips
over the top 10 email chain letters from
hell or the more factual top 10 moments
in email history and some of you asked
hmm what’s email you get the idea
number 3 top 10 that established they
don’t have to be top 10s top 5 brutal
facts about getting shot we’re counting
down 5 things you probably didn’t know
about getting shot
shot me in the back 2015 was the year
WatchMojo asked the question does every
list need ten entries well with eye
catching topics about disgusting
dinosaurs time travel cheating or eating
bugs
the WatchMojo fact series has helped us
answer that question with a resounding
nope you guys seem to like the top-5
brutal facts about getting shot
especially cuz you know gross and thanks
to the success of WatchMojo facts we
were encouraged to experiment with other
new shows including but not limited to
the dispatch deconstructed and the let’s
play countdown that’s why we now refer
to 2015 as the year of the show of
course we also produced the very
short-lived know your mojo trivia show
so we also learned that you can’t win
them all
alright thanks for playing but heads
number two top ten that kicked off
WatchMojo espanol top Diez canciones de
justin timberlake vamos Arriba sorry
Diez de las canciones de Justin
Timberlake we know Donald Trump will be
subscribing anytime soon but WatchMojo
has heard our international fans loud
and clear we’ve launched a Spanish
channel and top 10 de las canciones to
Justin Timberlake was its inaugural
video El sexto you team Ascencio de la
dune future sex love sounds summer love
casa se puede clasificado una cancion de
rap pour como je Teresita palabra trans
palabra loss vs. without patting
ourselves on the back too much we even
reached 10,000 subscribers within the
first 24 hours featuring a new voice but
that same content you know and love
we’re bringing international audiences
top tens on every topic under the Sun
and in case you’re feeling left out fear
not we’ll be unveiling new multilingual
channels over the coming months so if
you want to make sure your voice is
heard in whatever language you speak let
us know in the comments how does
WatchMojo Mars sound get your ass to
boss before we unveil our number one
pick here are some honorable mentions
these song showed us all the downside of
romance and the pains of broken hearts
everywhere letting everyone without a
Valentine understand they are not alone
you may want to grab a box of tissues
for this one now this is how you make a
great first impression I love you mom
I’m so sorry
your situation which then – then we good
infidels meaning that she regards them
as infidels which means unclean
disconnected from God
don’t try and count a religious
extremism with religious extremism
number one top ten that you guys watched
a lot top ten awkward moments in live TV
right now pussy well it is a list of the
good the bad and the ugly and this was
one of the good with awkward moments in
live TV coming out as part of our
awkward series and nabbing ninety two
million minutes worth of mojo holic
watch time the most of any video we
published this year
my guys told me it was for some TV show
so that’s what he was referring to
coming in a not so close second was
celebrity good girls gone bad which had
Miley Cyrus as the thumbnail if you’re
wondering why it had 75 million minutes
of watch time freaking Ness so much
Ms Cyrus was followed up by annoyingly
catchy songs and another celebrity based
clip top 10 movie couples who hated each
other in real life
so what’s our takeaway mojo holics love
awkward annoying animosity and ass and
we got it all so what does this all
prove just cuz you’re good
doesn’t mean you’re perfect but if
there’s one guarantee it’s that each
video we produce will be better than the
last do you agree with our list what do
you think is watched mojos most
memorable top 10 of 2015 it’s so sad he
compiled all the best boner scenes I
guess and what other WatchMojo related
top 10 would you like to see for more
top 10s published every day be sure to
subscribe to watchmojo.com not that I
have a choice but I quit
welcome to watchmojo.com and as we do
every year we bring you the top 10
memorable WatchMojo videos of 2015 let
me tell you something I have done a
great service to the American people if
you think for one second that we’re
gonna limit the pics to 10 awesome
videos to remind you of how awesome we
are think again and look back these are
the good the bad and the ugly of
WatchMojo top tens throughout 2015
for this list we’re not ranking the best
of the worst
instead we’re highlighting 10 that stood
out for various reasons stick your
finger in the loop on my tag number 10
top 10 that confirmed WatchMojo has
reached puberty another top 10 hilarious
movie sex scenes do you know what to do
2015 was the year we decided that sex
sells so we gave you top 10 movie oral
sex scenes top 10 outrageous sex deaths
and movies top 10 songs you didn’t know
we’re about sex the top 10 sexiest women
per decade series top 5 facts on sexual
positions top 10 booty songs and many
more it’s just so sick but the WatchMojo
video that got the most views in 2015
another top 10 hilarious movie sex
scenes take me to pleasure town oh we’re
going with over 19 million of course sex
doesn’t always sell top 10 needlessly
sexualized female movie characters
hasn’t almost even like to dislike ratio
with comments calling us out for being
sexist ourselves
womp-womp turn
now number nine top ten that implied we
are running out of ideas top ten
fictional movie and TV
some of you think we’re running out of
ideas it’s almost become a meme but that
will never happen alright alright
alright
that said Publishing top ten fictional
movie and TV owls didn’t help our case
much to be fair we published top tens
about a lot of pop culture cuddlies like
top ten movie and TV cats dogs etc but
once you get past Harry Potter’s pet
Hedwig well it’s slim pickins in the owl
Department it’s alright
Big Momma’s here nonetheless in eight
months
owls is about to crack 100,000 views and
while we may have also done the eye-roll
inducing top ten iconic cheeses cheese
which did crack 100,000 views for what
it’s worth
we’ve not yet done top ten staircases in
movies though we may do top ten lethal
fights on staircases to get the last
laugh in other news have you seen our
latest t-shirts number eight top tens
that showed we cover both sides of the
story top ten Nicki Minaj songs and top
10 worst singers
we are equal opportunity offenders when
it comes to the topics we cover for
those two hundred thousand and change of
you who care
we released top ten Nicki Minaj songs
and divided mojo holics man I’m pin
Jules boy then I’ve been popped out in
this she gonna give it that she’d get
dropped out assuming this meant mojo
colic st. Nicki fans she appeared on our
top 10 worst singers list citizen ECLA
well the all-caps brigade was out in
full force when that came out mostly to
support Britney Lana Del Rey and Rebecca
black mind you
worst singers actually ended up being
our most commented video of 2015 with
almost even likes and dislikes so what
does that prove we cover both sides of a
story
speaking of which stay tuned for the
upcoming top ten reasons Nicki Minaj is
hated if you need more justification for
her inclusion on worst singers number
seven top ten were we experimented with
political pundit REE top 10 reasons why
Donald Trump would make a controversial
president I will be the greatest jobs
president that God ever created
– of course of this is not why I
subscribe to this channel comments we
released top 10 reasons why Donald Trump
would make a controversial president
free trade can be wonderful if you have
smart people but we have people that are
stupid and the clip was huge no but it
did bring up a question at WatchMojo to
politicize or not to politicize we’ve
always bashed evenly no top-ten angry
liberals and crazy conservatives and
when we do profiles it’s generally
actually fair and balanced part of the
beauty of me is that I’m very rich so we
covered politics even before we launched
our WatchMojo news series but in 2015 we
started experimenting with more
opinionated political toptenz
you may have also seen top 10 reasons
why a Hillary Clinton presidency isn’t
guaranteed top 10 reasons why Bernie
Sanders may actually become president
top 10 cringe-worthy Tony Abbott moments
etc can idea Canada were they all slam
dunks no but we tried something new yes
I
number six top ten that proved some
people just want us to shut up top ten
Nicolas Cage moments quickie as one of
the voices of WatchMojo I like to think
that the voice-over talent is integral
to the company’s success however 2015
saw us introduce quickies Witcher
basically bite-size top 10 mashups that
show the cream of the crop when it comes
to sound bites with absolutely no
narration that we first started posting
to our Facebook page you later get here
a minute man he’s going to touch down
Oh shameless plug alert be sure to like
our Facebook page for more of the same
anyway if you are sick of the sound of
our voices we’ve still got you covered
with things like the Nic Cage moments
quickie top 10 Freddy Krueger kills
quickie and top 10 jean-claude Van Damme
splits quickie imagine watching JCVD
doing the splits 10 times in a row
definitely worth a minute and a half of
your time
number five top ten that was actually an
unranked skit shortcuts the WatchMojo
app in a world run by machines
they’re the watch mojo videos you never
knew we’re missing from your life
shortcuts the comedy skit series where
real WatchMojo employees pretend they
can act get ready to experience the
watch mojo catalog in a whole new way
but seriously folks the shortcut series
is the name we gave the trailers we
created to promote certain series clips
or projects for example our most
elaborate was a trailer for our app yes
we have an app and it’s been downloaded
almost 30,000 times even though we
married an award for the least promoted
app ever to watch mojo a p– so if
you’re interested in a behind-the-scenes
look at life at watch mojo that is in no
way accurate and these two your must
watch list but seriously Dan really does
Hulk scream like that on the regular
number four top ten sellouts top ten
email productivity tips you got mail yes
we love ranking things and we love
making you guys happy but as much as we
reject most offers occasionally we’ll
like a product and company enough to be
okay with advertising it that’s why 2015
saw us experiment with sponsored content
we created top 10 scariest supernatural
movie moments in conjunction with the
premiere of insidious part 3 this video
is brought to you by insidious 3 covered
a few smite related topics and even
ranked Gameloft games so when we had to
choose between going informational or
entertaining for our unroll me
sponsorship we went with the more
practical top 10 email productivity tips
over the top 10 email chain letters from
hell or the more factual top 10 moments
in email history and some of you asked
hmm what’s email you get the idea
number 3 top 10 that established they
don’t have to be top 10s top 5 brutal
facts about getting shot we’re counting
down 5 things you probably didn’t know
about getting shot
shot me in the back 2015 was the year
WatchMojo asked the question does every
list need ten entries well with eye
catching topics about disgusting
dinosaurs time travel cheating or eating
bugs
the WatchMojo fact series has helped us
answer that question with a resounding
nope you guys seem to like the top-5
brutal facts about getting shot
especially cuz you know gross and thanks
to the success of WatchMojo facts we
were encouraged to experiment with other
new shows including but not limited to
the dispatch deconstructed and the let’s
play countdown that’s why we now refer
to 2015 as the year of the show of
course we also produced the very
short-lived know your mojo trivia show
so we also learned that you can’t win
them all
alright thanks for playing but heads
number two top ten that kicked off
WatchMojo espanol top Diez canciones de
justin timberlake vamos Arriba sorry
Diez de las canciones de Justin
Timberlake we know Donald Trump will be
subscribing anytime soon but WatchMojo
has heard our international fans loud
and clear we’ve launched a Spanish
channel and top 10 de las canciones to
Justin Timberlake was its inaugural
video El sexto you team Ascencio de la
dune future sex love sounds summer love
casa se puede clasificado una cancion de
rap pour como je Teresita palabra trans
palabra loss vs. without patting
ourselves on the back too much we even
reached 10,000 subscribers within the
first 24 hours featuring a new voice but
that same content you know and love
we’re bringing international audiences
top tens on every topic under the Sun
and in case you’re feeling left out fear
not we’ll be unveiling new multilingual
channels over the coming months so if
you want to make sure your voice is
heard in whatever language you speak let
us know in the comments how does
WatchMojo Mars sound get your ass to
boss before we unveil our number one
pick here are some honorable mentions
these song showed us all the downside of
romance and the pains of broken hearts
everywhere letting everyone without a
Valentine understand they are not alone
you may want to grab a box of tissues
for this one now this is how you make a
great first impression I love you mom
I’m so sorry
your situation which then – then we good
infidels meaning that she regards them
as infidels which means unclean
disconnected from God
don’t try and count a religious
extremism with religious extremism
number one top ten that you guys watched
a lot top ten awkward moments in live TV
right now pussy well it is a list of the
good the bad and the ugly and this was
one of the good with awkward moments in
live TV coming out as part of our
awkward series and nabbing ninety two
million minutes worth of mojo holic
watch time the most of any video we
published this year
my guys told me it was for some TV show
so that’s what he was referring to
coming in a not so close second was
celebrity good girls gone bad which had
Miley Cyrus as the thumbnail if you’re
wondering why it had 75 million minutes
of watch time freaking Ness so much
Ms Cyrus was followed up by annoyingly
catchy songs and another celebrity based
clip top 10 movie couples who hated each
other in real life
so what’s our takeaway mojo holics love
awkward annoying animosity and ass and
we got it all so what does this all
prove just cuz you’re good
doesn’t mean you’re perfect but if
there’s one guarantee it’s that each
video we produce will be better than the
last do you agree with our list what do
you think is watched mojos most
memorable top 10 of 2015 it’s so sad he
compiled all the best boner scenes I
guess and what other WatchMojo related
top 10 would you like to see for more
top 10s published every day be sure to
subscribe to watchmojo.com not that I
have a choice but I quit
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