Top 10 Ways to Kill a Vampire

with us brought to who darkness
Nightcrawler the bloodsucker a vampire
for centuries these bloodsuckers have
been a worst nightmare so it’s fitting
that by now we’ve had a list of their
pet peeves welcome to watchmojo.com and
today we’ll be counting down our picks
for the top 10 ways to kill a vampire
death by stereo for this list we’re
looking at all the methods that will
send the undead packing or crackling to
the grave for good we’re sorry but
you’ve abs shouldn’t take people’s blood
without proper consent and no hypnosis
doesn’t count um also if you’re
wondering many of these movies and TV
shows usually have the same outcome but
in any case here’s your spoiler alert
number 10
garlic freedom garden they’re going
anaphylactic shock let’s be honest most
of us would gladly die before finishing
our veggies at the dinner table but when
the Marauders of the night come
a-knockin you may have to have a
century’s worth of garlic on your hands
this is garlic yeah well he said it
would work against vampires garlic has
long been the best-known and most
accessible repellent against vampires
whether you wear it hang it on your
window or rub it at your home’s entrance
it’s even been recognized as a way to
keep them dead how by stuffing it in
their mouths
following decapitation anything else is
yo ass number 9 werewolf bite or scratch
arguably the longest and most heated
rivalry in folklore is the dreaded
werewolf versus the ominous vampire what
like wolves yeah alone these legendary
creatures share similarities such as
preferring night today extremely
extended lifespans and feeding on humans
there couldn’t be a more dysfunctional
match made in hell just about the wolf
class of werewolves or some shit might
go down look out guys
don’t catch fleas don’t say my dica
sorry while you’re going keep walking a
vampire that gets a taste of wolf’s
blood becomes stronger and extremely
aggressive but if a werewolf bites or
scratches of vampire it’s like a
supernatural lethal injection a blood
feud between vampires and lichens
please number eight lack of blood /
starvation you look human to humans
don’t drink blood
it’s not rocket science vamps need blood
to survive point-blank whether it’s
yours the dog or a group of pigs or even
synthetic why do vampires need to drink
blood because their own blood can’t
sustain human globe blood is their
primary life source in death and when
they don’t get it
that’s a recipe for one antsy Dark Lord
is the key she needs your blood
unfortunately most are not able to feed
on other vampires because another
vampire’s blood is poisonous it would be
just like drinking salt water to stay
hydrated
number seven holy water
she lay in the water long has the church
and its symbols been the bane of a
vampire’s existence a servant of God can
bless the tap water and make it a weapon
and with holy water being the equivalent
of hot grease vampires should avoid
Sunday services with an undead passion
so I’ll only water death wrath an even
better trick is taking regular water and
blessing it which can be considered holy
water and we’ll have the bloodsuckers
skin crawling
knowing this also comes in handy seeing
us going to a church and explaining how
you need all the holy water to combat
vampires may get you tossed in the loony
bin pretty quickly so this is the part
where you offer me a drink so we can
have a proper chat number six religious
symbols we all agree that what we are
dealing with is vampire short on crosses
no worries any household items that can
be made to resemble religious symbols
are just as good all you gotta do is put
two sticks again you got a crime yeah
he’s right peter cushing doesn’t all the
time vampires are getting smarter by the
millennium though
for example they figured out that if
they didn’t believe in a certain
religion before they were turned then
the religious symbols of that faith do
not repel or in this case compel them as
the undead in the doc
have see so in the future before you try
taking them down make sure you do some
background checks on your neighborhood
bloodsucker more effective than wolf in
count indeed number five silver I’m not
sure silver have something do with
vampires
that’s where wolves I know silver
bullets are werewolves but I’m sure
silver has something to do with vampires
a lot of people don’t know this but
silver is just as dangerous to vampires
as it is to werewolves and whether it’s
a silver snake or a bullet these guys
want new part of it
silver-plated box fats sharp dagger
lamps but don’t keep the baby ones out
for vampires especially even coming in
contact with silver will sear their skin
so stock up on medallions rings and even
spoons one can never be too cautious in
situations involving creatures of the
night silver nice craftsmanship huh
probably cost you a pretty penny
number four fire Carlyle your brothers
will take care of him I gotta start the
fire hey everyone’s got some deep dark
fear like Heights or drowning now being
a member of the seemingly immortal
undead you wouldn’t think with enhanced
strength speed abilities to fly and so
on that fear would virtually not exist
and you’d be wrong
just like Smokey the Bear vampires hate
fire
which is ironic seeing as if they do
have souls then they’ll likely end up in
a lake of fire after a prolonged
afterlife at least it’s not
arachnophobia
seriously though could you imagine being
afraid of those insects considering all
the cobwebs that are undoubtedly in
these mythical beings homes give my
regards to Frost number three
decapitation in these dark and helpless
moments it’s pretty easy for one to lose
their head literally should go back to
discuss heads off but hopefully it’s the
pale dude with the jagged fangs trying
to bite your neck that it happens to the
heading of vampire is probably one of
the harder methods to employ for
Supernatural murder seeing is how you
must catch the creature first and then
apply enough force to cut off its noggin
and please don’t forget to place the
head in between the vamps legs and stuff
it with a mouthful of the aforementioned
garlic and make sure it stays dead
number two sunlight they were vampires
psychos do not explode when sunlight
hits them I don’t give up how crazy they
are SPF lotion won’t do you any good if
you’re a child of the night strutting
around during the day sun exposure is
often used for torture executions or
just trying to prove someone is a
vampire this is arguably the slowest
most painful and least costly way of
dispatching your nocturnal folks take
into consideration that most have been
alive for a really long time
and are experts at avoiding the Sun
though so try to have a back-up plan
before we unveil our top pick here are a
few honorable mentions are you serious
you dumped vervain into the water supply
what did you even get it I have my
sources
wolf Bay it is a plant that grows in
Central Europe the natives they are use
it to protect themselves against vampire
number one a wooden stake to the heart
sticking it in yes in the heart the most
iconic weapon against the vampire is the
primitive yet highly effective wooden
stake goodnight
bloodsucker no before the days of silver
bullets and flamethrowers there was the
extremely simple stake which could also
be used as a cross and torch to ward off
the undead
more recently snakes have been used as
projectiles via cross bone
so if you accidentally invite a vamp
into your house make sure you offer him
or her a steak dinner seasoned with
garlic and some Vatican water to wash it
all down you will be with our list have
you heard enough but I’ve had to listen
to that for centuries what’s your
favorite method of taking out vampires
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